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Holy Shit! You're Gorgeous Rude Valentines Card

£2.00  (DMV 71)

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Gobsmacked by your valentine's looks? This card will help convey that jaw dropping trouser tenting, panty moistening, stupefying effect they have on you. Clearly you need a card as you probably can't speak when in eyesight of them.

Card dimensions: 126x178mm.
Packed in a cellobag with envelope.
Standard letter post.
Blank inside.

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Last date modified: 2nd January 2018