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Holy Shit! You're Gorgeous Rude Valentines Card

£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 71)

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Gobsmacked by your valentine's looks? This card will help convey that jaw dropping trouser tenting, panty moistening, stupefying effect they have on you. Clearly you need a card as you probably can't speak when in eyesight of them.

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Additional Information
  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Last date modified: 24th July 2022