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Here's That New Dildo You Wanted For Christmas Funny Christmas Card

£2.00  (DMX 219)

We hope to have it back in stock on 20 April 2018

"No Aunty Margery those are not skis I have given her". Your loved ones will be delighted to receive this new card advertising that you know they've not grown out of receiving toys at Christmas. This card works better when accompanying a large generic-looking box.

"Here's that new dildo you wanted for Christmas"

Card dimensions: 126x178mm.
Packed in a cellobag with envelope.
Standard letter post.
Blank inside.

Customer Reviews
Date Added: Tuesday 22 November, 2016 by Trent
A person I know who is very open minded when it comes to sex will be getting this one at Christmas this year!
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Last date modified: 6th July 2017