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Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast Funny Birthday Card

£2.50  (DMA 293)

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Shirt unbuttoned down to the navel. Big gold bling round the neck. Struts their stuff in nothing but a speedo on the beach. Yep, that’s them alright, they are the sexy beast you know, and it’s their birthday.

A birthday card with a picture of an overweight, suntanned man on the beach with a big gold medallion. White text above him reads Happy birthday you sexy beast.

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Additional Information
  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Customer Reviews
Date Added: Wednesday 30 June, 2021 by Julie Cook
Very pleased with all the cards I ordered which arrived the following day,great service and great products,just perfect for friends and family members who prefer funny cards to soppy ones!
Out of Five
Date Added: Monday 15 June, 2020 by Chris Gedge
Absolutely outstanding customer service from Dean Morris Cards! A little problem was soon resolved. One very happy customer...again!
Out of Five
Date Added: Thursday 23 April, 2020 by Alison
Brilliant card. So funny. Worth every penny Will be visiting website again for more
Out of Five
Date Added: Wednesday 03 July, 2019 by Sally G
Nice quality cards, arrived quickly - although didn’t expect them to wrapped in plastic :(
Out of Five
Date Added: Thursday 24 May, 2018 by Grizzlepuss
A perfect card for the prat in your life who never grew up. Once a cool a leather bag with dangly bits
Out of Five

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Last date modified: 30th June 2021