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Happy Birthday You Big Cunt Rude Birthday Card

£2.50  (DMA 295)

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Here at Dean Morris Cards I always say that we have cards for all tastes from mild to wild and everything in between. Well there's no doubt where on the smut scale that this card lies, yes it's utterly and completely right at the filth end. You would never send your mate some sloppy sentiment so why not treat him to some vulgar expletives instead - you know he'll thank you for it and might even get a bit emotional.

A birthday card with a smartly dressed businessman looking at the camera. Text on the card reads Happy birthday you big cunt.

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Additional Information
  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Customer Reviews
Date Added: Monday 18 October, 2021 by Darin Clay
Speedy service arrived in 48hrs. Good quality and birthday boy loved his card
Out of Five
Date Added: Tuesday 20 April, 2021 by Alex
Fantastic speedy service as ever, card went down a storm.
Out of Five
Date Added: Thursday 13 August, 2020 by Gary
I'm sure that the recipient of this card will fall about laughing when he opens it. All of the friends that signed it certainly did.
Out of Five
Date Added: Thursday 21 May, 2020 by James Kennedy
An excellent service from Dean Morris himself! Funny cards which I give to my family and friends. Mostly to their disgust which is to my own amusement!
Out of Five
Date Added: Wednesday 04 December, 2019 by Jamie
Your cards are top notch!
Out of Five
Date Added: Friday 24 August, 2018 by Sarah
Really brilliant service...Will definitely use again
Out of Five
Date Added: Sunday 12 August, 2018 by Helen
Good quality card arrived within 24 hours from order. Really pleased with it and will definitely be ordering from this site again ????????
Out of Five
Date Added: Monday 11 June, 2018 by Neens of Hertfordshire
Very rude. Very fast delivery. Very funny. The birthday girl laughed so much a little bit of wee came out. Brilliant.
Out of Five
Date Added: Saturday 26 May, 2018 by J.Carnall
Got them the next day excellent service
Out of Five
Date Added: Monday 30 April, 2018 by S henry
Excellent would recommend to family and friends
Out of Five
Date Added: Tuesday 20 March, 2018 by Mark
Excellent service highly recommend
Out of Five
Date Added: Monday 15 January, 2018 by Juli coombs
Brilliant product and quick delivery!!
Out of Five
Date Added: Friday 18 August, 2017 by Sue
Easy website, fast delivery, great products. Will definitely use again. Thanks
Out of Five
Date Added: Friday 07 July, 2017 by Caralyn Moore
Excellent service, speedy delivery and very well packaged. Would definitely return the next time I need a rude card ????????????
Out of Five
Date Added: Friday 12 May, 2017 by Clive
Great cards very quickly delivered. All round 5* service.
Out of Five

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Last date modified: 18th October 2021