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Happy Birthday. Now Fuck Off Back To Economy Rude Card

£2.50  (DMA 01)

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By all means wish the recipient of this card a lovely and memorable happy Birthday but they might just need reminding - in the politest way possible - that the front of the plane is not for them. This was the first card ever designed in the Fabulous range and it's still a personal favourite of mine. Obviously I do belong upfront, when they'll upgrade me :-)

A birthday card with a smiling cabin crew holding a tray of champagne. Below her text reads Happy Birthday now fuck off back to economy.

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Additional Information
  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Customer Reviews
Date Added: Friday 06 July, 2018 by Barrie Curtis
great products, well packaged and received in 48hrs.
Out of Five
Date Added: Thursday 22 March, 2018 by graham elsdon
Great products that you can't get anywhere else...and the reaction from recipients has to be seen to be believed. Orders usually received within 24hrs in secure damage-proof packing. Can't fault the service and will continue to use.....very satisfied.
Out of Five
Date Added: Saturday 18 November, 2017 by Gary S
Very naughty but extremely high quality!! Choose your recipients carefully but be comfortable that your chosen card will be delivered promptly and packaged to protect!!
Out of Five

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Last date modified: 21st May 2021