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Happy Birthday Insults Funny Birthday Card

£2.50  (DMR 44)

Can’t find the right words for his or her birthday to properly express your feelings? As always, we’ve got your back.

A jet black birthday card with the words ‘Happy birthday cocksucker, twat, bastard, dickhead, wanker, spunk monkey, knob jockey, cock badger, twunt, spazzy fuckwit, big bollocks, cum whore, fucker. Fuck face, thinderflaps, kipper knickers, swamp donkey, tit features, fucknuts’ written in various styles and colours of fonts and in upper and lower case.

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Additional Information
  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Customer Reviews
Date Added: Friday 21 January, 2022 by Dave
Absolutely brilliant cards. We always look for the most insulting cards and always find them here! Delivery only took 2 days too. Thanks.
Out of Five
Date Added: Sunday 31 January, 2021 by Charlie
Brilliant, good quality card and quick delivery. Will definitely buy from here again.
Out of Five
Date Added: Saturday 12 December, 2020 by Sarah Murkett
Cards are top quality and arrived super fast , il always use from now on
Out of Five
Date Added: Monday 23 November, 2020 by Karen
Excellent service and quality
Out of Five
Date Added: Monday 01 June, 2020 by Nicky
Great quality and hilarious card
Out of Five
Date Added: Monday 21 October, 2019 by Jon
Just brilliant, and learnt a few new words too
Out of Five
Date Added: Friday 12 October, 2018 by Sarah
Excellent thanks. Funny cards great value. Delivered promptly
Out of Five
Date Added: Tuesday 18 July, 2017 by Debbie
Very prompt service and good quality
Out of Five

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Last date modified: 21st January 2022