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Smutty Birthday Cards

Lots of smutty cards to keep your friends and family laughing if the usual run of the mill birthday card isn't going to cut it.

A white greeting card with rounded alternating black and red text surrounded by cute little multicoloured penises
To you and your Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (RAN 76)
 
A dark pink greeting card with just the words Nosey Cunt written in very small capital letters in the middle
Nosey Cunt Rude Greeting Card
£2.50  (RAN 75)
 
A birthday card with the title What's your Birthday name?
Birthday name Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (RAN 73)
 
A birthday card with the title What's your Birthday name?
Birthday name really old Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (RAN 72)
 
A jet black card with the words ‘You’re gayer than Kylie riding a pink unicorn through Disneyland at Christmas’ written in capitalised, bubble font in an assortment of white and all the colours of the rainbow.
You're Gayer Than Kylie Riding A Pink Unicorn Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMR 51)
 
Happy Fucking Birthday Rude Birthday Card
Happy Fucking Birthday Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMR 05)
 
A white greeting card with a pattern of watercolour flowers at the bottom
Sorry If I Hurt Your Feelings Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (RAN 42)
 
A jet black card with the words ‘Fuck bollocks wank arsehole shit bastard knob tosser’ in capitalised rainbow font.
Fuck Bollocks Wank Arsehole Shit Baster Knob Tosser Card
£2.50  (DMR 01)
 
Happy Birthday Insults Funny Birthday Card
Happy Birthday Insults Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMR 44)
Dick Prick Pecker Cock Schlong Knob Boner Funny Birthday Card
Dick Prick Pecker Cock Schlong Knob Boner Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMR 02)
 
Minge Fanny? Funny Birthday Card
Minge Fanny? Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMR 03)
 
Last date modified: 23rd October 2019