Smutty Birthday Cards At Great Prices

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Smutty Birthday Cards

Lots of smutty cards to keep your friends and family laughing if the usual run of the mill birthday card isn't going to cut it.

You're Gayer Than Kylie Riding A Pink Unicorn Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMR 51)

All I Need Is Coffee And Wifi Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00
Save: 60% off (EMP 01)

Blah Blah Happy Birthday Blah Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00
Save: 60% off (DMR 10)

Fuck Bollocks Wank Arsehole Shit Baster Knob Tosser Card

£2.50 (DMR 01)

Happy Birthday To The Cabin Crew Queen

£2.50 £1.00
Save: 60% off (DMR 18)

Sex Lube Porn Poppers Cock Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00
Save: 60% off (DMR 14)

Happy Birthday Insults Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMR 44)

I Fucking Love You Rude Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMR 43)

I Love You Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00
Save: 60% off (DMR 28)

Dick Prick Pecker Cock Schlong Knob Boner Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMR 02)

Minge Fanny? Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMR 03)