Smile Please: Funny & Rude Greeting Cards By Dean Morris

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Smile Please

Do I Look Like I Fly Fucking Economy? Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMZ 74)

Happy Fucking Birthday Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMZ 108)

You Know You're Old When All Your Friends Smell Of Piss Card

£2.50 (DMZ 69)

You've Finally Turned Into Your Mother Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMZ 85)

All We Need Is Gossip And Alcohol Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMZ 68)

Audrey Had The Biggest Bush Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMZ 35)

Fuck Men Just Give Me Fabulous Shoes Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMZ 51)

I Love Your Hair Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMZ 116)

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMZ 104)

I Used To Believe In True Love Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMZ 109)

It Takes A Lot Of Effort To Gossip This Much Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMZ 99)

Jack Suggests Anal Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMZ 92)

Let's Skip Your Birthday Meal Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMZ 119)

One Drunken Whore Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMZ 93)

Proof That Men Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMZ 13)

Susan Loved Nothing More Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMZ 102)

The Blind Date Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMZ 34)

The Guys Always Got Together Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMZ 107)

Retro Photos

This long standing range of cards features plenty of photo's from the Kodachrome era - the 1950's and 1960's. The images are combined with funny and sometimes downright rude jokes.

This is the original Dean Morris Cards printed range of cards and is still going strong.

One of the cards, Do I Look Like I Fly Fucking Economy, was also featured in a book about Take That. Apparently it sat proudly on the mixing desk whilst recording one of their albums.