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Greeting Cards
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Popsicle Head Greeting Cards

Have a good old laugh at the new text based range from Dean Morris Cards

A white birthday card edged by multicoloured circles
Like a piece of folded card Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (POP 18)
 
A white birthday card with blue, yellow, green and pink corners
Let's go out out Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (POP 17)
 
A white birthday card with alternating blue and pink corners. Black, pink and blue in the middle reads Blah wine Happy Birthday wine blah
Blah Wine Blah Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (POP 21)
 
A dark navy blue birthday card with capital white, blue and yellow text that reads You're never too old to enjoy a good fart
Never too old to enjoy a good fart Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (POP 19)
 
A white birthday card with black capital text reading Best friends forever
Best friends forever Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (POP 20)
 
A funny text based greeting card about drinking wine
You don't need wine funny birthday card
£2.50  (POP 15)
 
A LGBT greeting card with a big rainbow reading have a nice gay
Have a nice gay funny birthday card
£2.50  (POP 13)
 
A colourful birthday card reads You'll always be older than me
You'll always be older than me funny birthday card
£2.50  (POP 12)
 
A funny text based birthday card about farts
Open this card massive fart funny birthday card
£2.50  (POP 11)
 
A colourful greeting card that reads smile and put on your happy pants
Smile and put on your happy pants funny birthday card
£2.50  (POP 10)
 
A funny text based greeting card about how you hang your loo roll
Two types of people funny birthday card
£2.50  (POP 09)
 
A funny text based birthday card reads Alexa send beer
Alexa send beer funny birthday card
£2.50  (POP 08)
 
A funny text based birthday card reads Alexa send wine
Alexa send wine funny birthday card
£2.50  (POP 07)
 
A funny and rude text based birthday card featuring the word wankybollocks
Happy wankybollocks rude birthday card
£2.50  (POP 05)
 
A funny text based birthday card suitable for Mum
Less perfect version of Mum funny birthday card
£2.50  (POP 04)
 
Happy New Normal Birthday Card
Happy New Normal Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (RAN 31)
 
I'm All For The New Normal Funny Greeting Card
I'm All For The New Normal Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (RAN 30)
 
A funny Fathers Day Card asking for Dad to lend some cash
Lend me cash for this Card Funny Card For Dad
£2.50  (DAD 58)
 
A funny Fathers Day card calling Dad the best mum
Dad you're the best Mum Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.50  (DAD 56)
 
A Fathers Day card reads I love you Dad almost as much as beer
Almost as much as you love beer Funny Card for Dad
£2.50  (DAD 55)
 
A funny Fathers Day Card thanking Dad for the daddy issues
Thanks for the daddy issues Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.50  (DAD 54)
 
A funny Fathers Day card thanking Dad
Thanks for putting up with all of my shit Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.50  (DAD 53)
 
A Fathers Day card with text reading Dad I'm such a dick and yet you still love me
Dad I'm such a dick Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.50  (DAD 52)
 
A funny Fathers Day card with text reading Thanks Dad for being a legend
Thanks Dad for being a legend Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.50  (DAD 51)
 
Almost as much as you love gin funny card for Mum
Almost as much as you love gin funny card for Mum
£2.50  (MUM 55)
 
Mum you made me fabulous funny card for Mum
Mum you made me fabulous funny card for Mum
£2.50  (MUM 54)
 
Slightly less capable version of yourself funny Mother's day card
Slightly less capable version of yourself funny Mother's day card
£2.50  (MUM 53)
 
Mums good looks funny Mother's day card
Mums good looks funny Mother's day card
£2.50  (MUM 52)
 
I'm such a dick funny card for Mum
I'm such a dick funny card for Mum
£2.50  (MUM 51)
 
A rude greeting card reads Do epic shit
Do epic shit rude birthday card
£2.50  (POP 16)
 
A funny text based birthday card about doing a big poo
I've done a big poo funny birthday card
£2.50  (POP 14)
 
An LGBT birthday card reads Happy birthgay to you
Happy birthgay to you funny birthday card
£2.50  (POP 06)
 
A text based funny birthday card for Dad
Dad how many birthdays could you possibly want?
£2.50  (POP 03)
 
A funny birthday card suitable for an annoying sister
Even annoying sisters deserve a Birthday card
£2.50  (POP 02)
 
A funny birthday card suitable for a stupid brother
Even stupid brothers deserve a Birthday card
£2.50  (POP 01)
 
Brave New World Funny Birthday Card
Brave New World Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (RAN 33)
 
Two Metres Greeting Card
Two Metres Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (RAN 25)
 

Funny, Rude and Cheeky Birthday Cards

Looking for some bold birthday humour then look no further than our new range Popsicle Head. Don't ask where the name comes from, we just make these things up. All cards come supplied with a bright envelope as bold as the text on the front. Enjoy!