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Rude & Funny Mum & Dad Cards

There's nobody quite like your Mum or Dad and these funny and rude cards are just the ticket for those special occasions.

Amazing Honour Funny Mothers Day Card

Amazing Honour Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 46)

Big Glass Of Wine Funny Mothers Day Card

Big Glass Of Wine Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 (DMU 171)

Cheers Dad Funny Fathers Day Card

Cheers Dad Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 49)

Crazy Cat Mum Funny Mother's Day Card

Crazy Cat Mum Funny Mother's Day Card

£2.50 (DMA 388)

Dad I Got You a Card Funny Card for Dad

Dad I Got You a Card Funny Card for Dad

£2.50 (DAD 46)

Dad Jokes Are The Best Funny Card For Dad

Dad Jokes Are The Best Funny Card For Dad

£2.50 (DAD 47)

Emergency Helpline Funny Mothers Day Card

Emergency Helpline Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 (DMU 172)

For Not Smelling Of Wee Funny Card For Dad

For Not Smelling Of Wee Funny Card For Dad

£2.50 (DAD 50)

Like Father Like Son Funny Fathers Day Card

Like Father Like Son Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 48)

Little People Funny Mothers Day Card

Little People Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 (DMU 169)

Little Shit Boy Funny Fathers Day Card

Little Shit Boy Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DMA 391)

Little Shit Girl Funny Fathers Day Card

Little Shit Girl Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DMA 390)

Mum You're The Best Dad Funny Mothers Day Card

Mum You're The Best Dad Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 47)

Mumtastic Day Funny Mothers Day Card

Mumtastic Day Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 48)

Never Speak Of Brexit Again Funny Card for Dad

Never Speak Of Brexit Again Funny Card for Dad

£2.50 (DAD 45)

Order a Take Away Funny Card For Mum

Order a Take Away Funny Card For Mum

£2.50 (DMA 389)

Peace and Quiet Funny Mothers Day Card

Peace and Quiet Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 (DMU 170)

Pint Of Beer Funny Greeting Card

Pint Of Beer Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMU 173)

Piss Of Kids Funny Greeting Card

Piss Of Kids Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMU 175)

Today Is All About You Mum (once You've Done The Dishes) Card

Today Is All About You Mum (once You've Done The Dishes) Card

£2.50 (DME 66)

We All Know I'm Your Favourite Funny Mothers Day Card

We All Know I'm Your Favourite Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 49)

All About Me Funny Fathers Day Card

All About Me Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DMA 392)

All Kinds of Awesome Funny Fathers Day Card

All Kinds of Awesome Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 40)

All Kinds Of Awesome Funny Mothers Day Card

All Kinds Of Awesome Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 45)

Best Mum Ever Funny Greeting Card

Best Mum Ever Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (MUM 36)

Dad Could You Be Any More Amazing? Funny Fathers Day Card

Dad Could You Be Any More Amazing? Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DAD 06)

Dad Just Because You Wiped My Arse Funny Father's Day Card

Dad Just Because You Wiped My Arse Funny Father's Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 29)

Dad May Your Father's Day Be Better Than Your Jokes

Dad May Your Father's Day Be Better Than Your Jokes

£2.50 (DMA 312)

Dad No One Can Change A Plug As Well As You Funny Fathers Day Card

Dad No One Can Change A Plug As Well As You Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DAD 08)

Dad Sorry For Being An Annoying Little Shit

Dad Sorry For Being An Annoying Little Shit

£2.50 (DAD 36)

Dad Thanks For Being So Bloody Amazing Funny Fathers Day Card

Dad Thanks For Being So Bloody Amazing Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 24)

Dad Thanks For Not Pulling Out Funny Fathers Day Card

Dad Thanks For Not Pulling Out Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 35)

Dad Thanks For Putting Up With All My Shit Rude Fathers Day Card

Dad Thanks For Putting Up With All My Shit Rude Fathers Day Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DAD 09)

Dad You're A Fucking Legend Rude Fathers Day Card

Dad You're A Fucking Legend Rude Fathers Day Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DAD 12)

Dad You're Awesome. Keep It Up Funny Fathers Day Card

Dad You're Awesome. Keep It Up Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 22)

Dad You're Fucking Fantastic Rude Fathers Day Card

Dad You're Fucking Fantastic Rude Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 10)

Dad You're My Favourite Person Funny Dad Card

Dad You're My Favourite Person Funny Dad Card

£2.50 (DMA 347)

Dad You're One Of My Favourite Parents Funny Fathers Day Card

Dad You're One Of My Favourite Parents Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 32)

Dad You're The Best Mum Funny Father's Day Card

Dad You're The Best Mum Funny Father's Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 43)

Dad You're The Dogs Funny Fathers Day Card

Dad You're The Dogs Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 11)

Dad... Ask Your Mum Funny Greeting Card

Dad... Ask Your Mum Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMU 148)

Daddest Day Of The Year Funny Fathers Day Card

Daddest Day Of The Year Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 41)

Dads Kick Ass Funny Fathers Day Card

Dads Kick Ass Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 25)

Dads They Just Know Stuff Funny Fathers Day Card

Dads They Just Know Stuff Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DMA 311)

Drunk And Disorderly Funny Father's Day Card

Drunk And Disorderly Funny Father's Day Card

£2.50 (DMA 348)

Epic Dad Stuff Funny Fathers Day Card

Epic Dad Stuff Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 27)

Flatulent Dad Alert! Funny Fathers Day Card

Flatulent Dad Alert! Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 19)

Funny As You Think You Are Funny Father's Day Card

Funny As You Think You Are Funny Father's Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 28)

Happy Awesome Step Dad Day Funny Fathers Day Card

Happy Awesome Step Dad Day Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 39)

Happy Awesome Step Mum Day Funny Greetings Card

Happy Awesome Step Mum Day Funny Greetings Card

£2.50 (MUM 40)

Happy Birthday Dad - But Before All That Funny Birthday Card

Happy Birthday Dad - But Before All That Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DRO 03)

Happy Mother's Day From All Your Cats Funny Card

Happy Mother's Day From All Your Cats Funny Card

£2.50 (DMA 308)

Have A Dadtastic Day Funny Fathers Day Card

Have A Dadtastic Day Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 23)

I Love You Dad You Big Knobhead Funny Fathers Day Card

I Love You Dad You Big Knobhead Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 38)

I Used To Have My Sanity Funny Greeting Card

I Used To Have My Sanity Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMU 127)

I'm Completely Amazing Dad Funny Fathers Day Card

I'm Completely Amazing Dad Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 37)

I've Decided Never To Move Out Funny Mother's Day Card

I've Decided Never To Move Out Funny Mother's Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 37)

It's Not Easy Being A Mum Funny Greeting Card

It's Not Easy Being A Mum Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 345)

Let's Drink Jagerbombs (LARGE CARD) Funny

Let's Drink Jagerbombs (LARGE CARD) Funny

£4.00 (DML 08)

Miserable Screaming Children Funny Greeting Card

Miserable Screaming Children Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMU 145)

Mother Knows Best. Dad Knows Bugger All Funny Mothers Day Card

Mother Knows Best. Dad Knows Bugger All Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 17)

Mother You Made Me Funny Mothers Day Card

Mother You Made Me Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 £1.00 (MUM 16)

Mum Goals Funny Greeting Card

Mum Goals Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (MUM 39)

Mum Here's a Card Mother's Day Card

Mum Here's a Card Mother's Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 41)

Mum I'm Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina Funny Mother's Day Card

Mum I'm Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina Funny Mother's Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 31)

Mum Is On The Gin Again Funny Greeting Card

Mum Is On The Gin Again Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 346)

Mum It's Time For That Birthday Glass Of Vino Funny Birthday Card

Mum It's Time For That Birthday Glass Of Vino Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DRO 04)

Mum May Your Day Be Filled With Joy And Wine Funny Mothers Day Card

Mum May Your Day Be Filled With Joy And Wine Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 29)

Mum You Gave Birth To Me Funny Mothers Day Card

Mum You Gave Birth To Me Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 28)

Mum You're Amazing Funny Greeting Card

Mum You're Amazing Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 307)

Mum You're Bloody Fantastic Funny Mothers Day Card

Mum You're Bloody Fantastic Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 10)

Mum You're One Of My Favourite Parents Funny Mother's Day Card

Mum You're One Of My Favourite Parents Funny Mother's Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 32)

Mum You're So Perfect Funny Mothers Day Card

Mum You're So Perfect Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 19)

Mum's on the Wine! Funny Birthday Card

Mum's on the Wine! Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMU 108)

Mum, Thanks For Being Funny Greeting Card

Mum, Thanks For Being Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (MUM 44)

Mum, Thanks For Being So Bloody Amazing Funny Mothers Day Card

Mum, Thanks For Being So Bloody Amazing Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 21)

Mum, Thanks For Not Being Embarrassing On Facebook Card

Mum, Thanks For Not Being Embarrassing On Facebook Card

£2.50 (MUM 24)

Mum, Thanks For Putting Up With All My Shit Rude Mothers Day Card

Mum, Thanks For Putting Up With All My Shit Rude Mothers Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 23)

Mummy Doesn't Have A Favourite Funny Greeting Card

Mummy Doesn't Have A Favourite Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMU 126)

Mums Are Like Dads Funny Mother's Day Card

Mums Are Like Dads Funny Mother's Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 38)

Mums Kick Ass Funny Mothers Day Card

Mums Kick Ass Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 25)

Not All Super Heroes Wear Capes Funny Fathers Day Card

Not All Super Heroes Wear Capes Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 34)

OMFG! Get These Things Off Me! Funny Birthday Card

OMFG! Get These Things Off Me! Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DME 62)

OMFG! My Dad Is Amazing Funny Fathers Day Card

OMFG! My Dad Is Amazing Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DAD 14)

OMFG! My Mum Is Amazing Funny Mothers Day Card

OMFG! My Mum Is Amazing Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 18)

Put Your Feet Up Mum Funny Mothers Day Card

Put Your Feet Up Mum Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 12)

Sorry For Being An Annoying Little Shit Funny Card

Sorry For Being An Annoying Little Shit Funny Card

£2.50 (MUM 35)

Thanks Dad For Not Being Knobhead Funny Fathers Day Card

Thanks Dad For Not Being Knobhead Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 13)

Thanks for Being a Bloody Brilliant Mum Funny Mother's Day Card

Thanks for Being a Bloody Brilliant Mum Funny Mother's Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 33)

Thanks For Not Being Like Everyone Else Funny Greeting Card

Thanks For Not Being Like Everyone Else Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 349)

Thanks for Putting Up With Dad Funny Greeting Card

Thanks for Putting Up With Dad Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (MUM 43)

That's Right Darlings Mummy Needs Wine Funny Birthday Card

That's Right Darlings Mummy Needs Wine Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DME 65)

The Mum The Myth The Legend Funny Greeting Card

The Mum The Myth The Legend Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 263)

To The Best Dad And Taxi Service Funny Card For Dad

To The Best Dad And Taxi Service Funny Card For Dad

£2.50 (DMA 310)

Turning Into My Mother Funny Greeting Card

Turning Into My Mother Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 344)

Ungrateful Children Of Your Own Funny Greeting Card

Ungrateful Children Of Your Own Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMU 128)

Who are You and Why are you Calling me Mummy Card

Who are You and Why are you Calling me Mummy Card

£2.50 (DMU 107)

Who Is Mummy's Little Shitbag? Funny Greeting Card

Who Is Mummy's Little Shitbag? Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMU 147)

Why Couldn't You Be a Bottle Of Gin Funny Card

Why Couldn't You Be a Bottle Of Gin Funny Card

£2.50 (DMU 125)

Wine! Because Mum Decided To Have Kids Funny Mothers Day Card

Wine! Because Mum Decided To Have Kids Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 14)

Wine! Helping Mums One Sip At a Time Funny Greeting Card

Wine! Helping Mums One Sip At a Time Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 309)

You Gave Birth To A Legend Funny Greeting Card

You Gave Birth To A Legend Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (MUM 34)

You Mean I Have To Cook And Clean Funny Greeting Card

You Mean I Have To Cook And Clean Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMU 146)

You The Dad Funny Fathers Day Card

You The Dad Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 20)

You The Mum Funny Mothers Day Card

You The Mum Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 20)

You're An Amazeballs Dad Funny Father's Day Card

You're An Amazeballs Dad Funny Father's Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 33)

You're Second To Mum Funny Mother's Day Card

You're Second To Mum Funny Mother's Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 42)

You're The Dogs Bollocks Dad Funny Father's Day Card

You're The Dogs Bollocks Dad Funny Father's Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 31)

You're The Reason Mummy Likes Wine Funny Greeting Card

You're The Reason Mummy Likes Wine Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMU 144)

You're The World's Greatest Dad Funny Birthday Card

You're The World's Greatest Dad Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMU 96)

You've Got This Dad Thing Sorted Funny Father's Day Card

You've Got This Dad Thing Sorted Funny Father's Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 30)

You've Got This Mum Thing Sorted Funny Mother's Day Card

You've Got This Mum Thing Sorted Funny Mother's Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 30)

A Mother's Work Is Never Done Funny Greeting Card

A Mother's Work Is Never Done Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 267)

Behind Every Great Mum Funny Birthday Card

Behind Every Great Mum Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 227)

Dad You're A Legend! Funny Birthday Card

Dad You're A Legend! Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 239)

Dad You're Out Of This World Funny Greeting Card

Dad You're Out Of This World Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 280)

Dad, You're The Dogs Funny Birthday Card

Dad, You're The Dogs Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 133)

Dad, You've Got This Funny Greeting Card

Dad, You've Got This Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 281)

Dads Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card

Dads Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 205)

Good News It's Father's Day Funny Greeting Card

Good News It's Father's Day Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 282)

Happy Bday Dad Funny Birthday Card

Happy Bday Dad Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DSS 54)

Happy Bday Mum Funny Birthday Card

Happy Bday Mum Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DSS 55)

Happy Birthday Dad Funny Birthday Card

Happy Birthday Dad Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMN 06)

Happy Father's Day Here's a Shed Funny Day Card

Happy Father's Day Here's a Shed Funny Day Card

£2.50 (DMA 279)

I Deserve A Bloody Medal Funny Birthday Card

I Deserve A Bloody Medal Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMU 70)

I Do Love a Cup of Gin in the Morning Funny Greeting Card

I Do Love a Cup of Gin in the Morning Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMU 105)

I Love You Mum, More than Your Cooking Funny Greeting Card

I Love You Mum, More than Your Cooking Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 266)

If at First You Don't Succeed. Ask Mum Funny Greeting Card

If at First You Don't Succeed. Ask Mum Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 265)

Mother Needs Gin! Funny Birthday Card

Mother Needs Gin! Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMU 91)

Mum In A Million Funny Greeting Card

Mum In A Million Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMS 90)

Mum Thanks For Not Being Live Everyone Else Card

Mum Thanks For Not Being Live Everyone Else Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 225)

Mum, Could You Be Any More Amazing Funny Birthday Card

Mum, Could You Be Any More Amazing Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 174)

Mum, Have A Drink Or Ten Funny Birthday Card

Mum, Have A Drink Or Ten Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DME 41)

Mum, It's Time For Wine Funny Greeting Card

Mum, It's Time For Wine Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 268)

Mum, Thanks For Putting Up With All Of Our Shit Rude Birthday Card

Mum, Thanks For Putting Up With All Of Our Shit Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 173)

Mum, You Deserve A Drink Funny Birthday Card

Mum, You Deserve A Drink Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 194)

Mum, You Deserve A Medal Funny Birthday Card

Mum, You Deserve A Medal Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DME 42)

Mum, You're Amazing. Now Whens Dinner Ready Funny Card

Mum, You're Amazing. Now Whens Dinner Ready Funny Card

£2.50 (DME 44)

Mum. You're Awesome Funny Greeting Card

Mum. You're Awesome Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 264)

Mums - They're Always Right Even When They're Wrong Card

Mums - They're Always Right Even When They're Wrong Card

£2.50 (DMA 228)

Mums Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card

Mums Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 191)

Mums, It's How We Roll Funny Birthday Card

Mums, It's How We Roll Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 193)

My Dad Is Awesome! Funny Birthday Card

My Dad Is Awesome! Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 238)

Put Your Feet Up Dad You Lazy Git! Funny Birthday Card

Put Your Feet Up Dad You Lazy Git! Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 204)

Simply The Best Mum Funny Greeting Card

Simply The Best Mum Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMS 91)

A Mother Like No Other Funny Birthday Card

A Mother Like No Other Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DME 22)

Dad, Youre The Best Funny Birthday Card

Dad, Youre The Best Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DME 45)

Like Father Like Son Funny Birthday Card

Like Father Like Son Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DSS 26)

Mum, Thanks For Being Excited When I Came Out Funny Birthday Card

Mum, Thanks For Being Excited When I Came Out Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DSS 22)

Mum, You're Almost As Amazing As Me Funny Birthday Card

Mum, You're Almost As Amazing As Me Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DSS 23)

Mum, You're Bloody Amazing Funny Birthday Card

Mum, You're Bloody Amazing Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DSS 18)

Mum, You're The Best Funny Birthday Card

Mum, You're The Best Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DSS 20)

Queen Of The Fucking Universe Rude Birthday Card

Queen Of The Fucking Universe Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 107)

Wonder Mum Funny Birthday Card

Wonder Mum Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DME 19)

You're A Total Lush Mum Funny Birthday Card

You're A Total Lush Mum Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DSS 19)

Best Dad In The World Funny Greeting Card

Best Dad In The World Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMS 66)

Happy Birthday To The Best Mum Funny Birthday Card

Happy Birthday To The Best Mum Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMS 48)

Put Your Feet Up Dad Funny Greeting Card

Put Your Feet Up Dad Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMS 65)

Put Your Feet Up Mum Funny Birthday Card

Put Your Feet Up Mum Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMS 52)

To The Best Mum In The World Funny Birthday Card

To The Best Mum In The World Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMS 53)

My Mum Is The Best Funny Birthday Card

My Mum Is The Best Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMS 36)

Last date modified: 5th September 2019