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Rude & Funny Mum & Dad Cards

There's nobody quite like your Mum or Dad and these funny and rude cards are just the ticket for those special occasions.

A simple Fathers Day card asking if fancies the pub

Dad, fancy the pub? Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (RAN 51)

A Fathers Day card about farting a lot

Dad you could make farting a national sport Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (RAN 50)

A funny Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of a family sitting down to dinner

Smelt that fart Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DMU 201)

A funny Fathers Day card with a picture of a dad reading a book to his son

Daddy needs a large drink Funny Card for Dad

£2.50 (DMU 200)

A Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of worried looking man answering the phone

Bank of Dad Funny Card for Dad

£2.50 (DMU 199)

A Fathers Day card with a funny picture of a man holding a trophy

You've won the fartiest dad award Funny Card for Dad

£2.50 (DMA 442)

A Fathers Day card with a funny picture of a man holding a trophy

You've won the best dad award Funny Card for Dad

£2.50 (DMA 441)

A funny Fathers Day card with a 1960s photo of a man scratching his head

You've still got it Dad Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DMA 440)

A funny Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a dad standing at a barbeque

Burn a barbeque quite like you Funny Card for Dad

£2.50 (DMA 439)

A Fathers Day card with a picture of a cool old guy in an floral shirt

Daddy Cool Funny Card for Dad

£2.50 (DMA 438)

A funny Fathers Day Card asking for Dad to lend some cash

Lend me cash for this Card Funny Card For Dad

£2.50 (DAD 58)

A Funny Fathers Day for a great step dad

Happy awesome Step Dad day Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 57)

A funny Fathers Day card calling Dad the best mum

Dad you're the best Mum Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 56)

A Fathers Day card reads I love you Dad almost as much as beer

Almost as much as you love beer Funny Card for Dad

£2.50 (DAD 55)

A funny Fathers Day card thanking Dad

Thanks for putting up with all of my shit Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 53)

A Fathers Day card with text reading Dad I'm such a dick and yet you still love me

Dad I'm such a dick Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 52)

A funny Fathers Day card with text reading Thanks Dad for being a legend

Thanks Dad for being a legend Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 51)

Happy awesome step mum day mother's day card

Happy awesome step mum day mother's day card

£2.50 (MUM 57)

Mum you're the best dad funny Mother's day card

Mum you're the best dad funny Mother's day card

£2.50 (MUM 56)

Almost as much as you love gin funny card for Mum

Almost as much as you love gin funny card for Mum

£2.50 (MUM 55)

Slightly less capable version of yourself funny Mother's day card

Slightly less capable version of yourself funny Mother's day card

£2.50 (MUM 53)

Mums good looks funny Mother's day card

Mums good looks funny Mother's day card

£2.50 (MUM 52)

I'm such a dick funny card for Mum

I'm such a dick funny card for Mum

£2.50 (MUM 51)

So much better than last year Mother's Day card

So much better than last year Mother's Day card

£2.50 (MUM 50)

A funny text based birthday card suitable for Mum

Less perfect version of Mum funny birthday card

£2.50 (POP 04)

A text based funny birthday card for Dad

Dad how many birthdays could you possibly want?

£2.50 (POP 03)

Thanks For Washing My Dirty Undies Funny Mother's Day Card

Thanks For Washing My Dirty Undies Funny Mother's Day Card

£2.50 (DMA 430)

Mum You're Perfect Funny Mother's Day Card

Mum You're Perfect Funny Mother's Day Card

£2.50 (DMA 429)

My Family Say I'm The Best Funny Mother's Day Card

My Family Say I'm The Best Funny Mother's Day Card

£2.50 (DMU 194)

Wine Is In The Fridge Funny Card for Mum

Wine Is In The Fridge Funny Card for Mum

£2.50 (DMU 191)

A funny Fathers Day cards with a retro photo of a charming young lad

Little Shit Boy Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DMA 391)

A Funny Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a charming young girl

Little Shit Girl Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DMA 390)

Today Is All About You Mum (once You've Done The Dishes) Card

Today Is All About You Mum (once You've Done The Dishes) Card

£2.50 (DME 66)

A Little More Self-Isolation Funny Mother's Day Card

A Little More Self-Isolation Funny Mother's Day Card

£2.50 (DMU 193)

Alexa, Make My Children Disappear Funny Card For Mum

Alexa, Make My Children Disappear Funny Card For Mum

£2.50 (DMU 192)

A Fathers Day card calling Dad a fucking legend

Dad You're A Fucking Legend Rude Fathers Day Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DAD 12)

A funny Fathers Day card about flatulence

Flatulent Dad Alert! Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DAD 19)

Dad I'm Sorry The Pubs Are Shut Father's Day Card

Dad I'm Sorry The Pubs Are Shut Father's Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (RAN 27)

Put Your Feet Up Mum Funny Mothers Day Card

Put Your Feet Up Mum Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 £1.00 (MUM 12)

A funny Father Day card about not smelling of wee

For Not Smelling Of Wee Funny Card For Dad

£2.50 (DAD 50)

A Fathers Day card about turning out amazing

Cheers Dad Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 49)

A Fathers Day card about father and son

Like Father Like Son Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 48)

A Fathers Day card about being reminded to buy a card

Dad I Got You a Card Funny Card for Dad

£2.50 (DAD 46)

A funny Fathers Day card about Brexit

Never Speak Of Brexit Again Funny Card for Dad

£2.50 (DAD 45)

A Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of a loving family

Piss Of Kids Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMU 175)

A Fathers Day card with a retro image of a businessman jumping in the air

All About Me Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DMA 392)

Order a Take Away Funny Card For Mum

Order a Take Away Funny Card For Mum

£2.50 (DMA 389)

Crazy Cat Mum Funny Mother's Day Card

Crazy Cat Mum Funny Mother's Day Card

£2.50 (DMA 388)

Big Glass Of Wine Funny Mothers Day Card

Big Glass Of Wine Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 (DMU 171)

Peace and Quiet Funny Mothers Day Card

Peace and Quiet Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 (DMU 170)

Little People Funny Mothers Day Card

Little People Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 (DMU 169)

We All Know I'm Your Favourite Funny Mothers Day Card

We All Know I'm Your Favourite Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 49)

Mum You're The Best Dad Funny Mothers Day Card

Mum You're The Best Dad Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 47)

Amazing Honour Funny Mothers Day Card

Amazing Honour Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 46)

A text based Fathers Day card about the best mum

Dad You're The Best Mum Funny Father's Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 43)

A Fathers Day card reading it's the daddest day of the year

Daddest Day Of The Year Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 41)

A Fathers Day card about Dad being awesome

All Kinds of Awesome Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 40)

All Kinds Of Awesome Funny Mothers Day Card

All Kinds Of Awesome Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 45)

Mum, Thanks For Being Funny Greeting Card

Mum, Thanks For Being Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (MUM 44)

You're Second To Mum Funny Mother's Day Card

You're Second To Mum Funny Mother's Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 42)

Mum Here's a Card Mother's Day Card

Mum Here's a Card Mother's Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 41)

A funny Fathers Day card with a retro image of a dad and his son

Dad... Ask Your Mum Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMU 148)

Who Is Mummy's Little Shitbag? Funny Greeting Card

Who Is Mummy's Little Shitbag? Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMU 147)

You Mean I Have To Cook And Clean Funny Greeting Card

You Mean I Have To Cook And Clean Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMU 146)

Miserable Screaming Children Funny Greeting Card

Miserable Screaming Children Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMU 145)

You're The Reason Mummy Likes Wine Funny Greeting Card

You're The Reason Mummy Likes Wine Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMU 144)

A Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of a smiling man holding out his empty pockets

Dad You're My Favourite Person Funny Dad Card

£2.50 (DMA 347)

Mum Is On The Gin Again Funny Greeting Card

Mum Is On The Gin Again Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 346)

It's Not Easy Being A Mum Funny Greeting Card

It's Not Easy Being A Mum Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 345)

Turning Into My Mother Funny Greeting Card

Turning Into My Mother Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 344)

A funny Fathers Day with a 1960s picture of a laughing man

Dad May Your Father's Day Be Better Than Your Jokes

£2.50 (DMA 312)

A Fathers Day card reading I love you dad you big knobhead

I Love You Dad You Big Knobhead Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 38)

A Fathers Day card about being completely amazing

I'm Completely Amazing Dad Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 37)

A Fathers Day card with the text Sorry for being an annoying little shit

Dad Sorry For Being An Annoying Little Shit

£2.50 (DAD 36)

A Fathers Day card with the text Dad thanks for not pulling out

Dad Thanks For Not Pulling Out Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 35)

A Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of an man leaning on a car

To The Best Dad And Taxi Service Funny Card For Dad

£2.50 (DMA 310)

Happy Awesome Step Mum Day Funny Greetings Card

Happy Awesome Step Mum Day Funny Greetings Card

£2.50 (MUM 40)

Mum Goals Funny Greeting Card

Mum Goals Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (MUM 39)

Mums Are Like Dads Funny Mother's Day Card

Mums Are Like Dads Funny Mother's Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 38)

I've Decided Never To Move Out Funny Mother's Day Card

I've Decided Never To Move Out Funny Mother's Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 37)

Best Mum Ever Funny Greeting Card

Best Mum Ever Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (MUM 36)

Sorry For Being An Annoying Little Shit Funny Card

Sorry For Being An Annoying Little Shit Funny Card

£2.50 (MUM 35)

You Gave Birth To A Legend Funny Greeting Card

You Gave Birth To A Legend Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (MUM 34)

Ungrateful Children Of Your Own Funny Greeting Card

Ungrateful Children Of Your Own Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMU 128)

I Used To Have My Sanity Funny Greeting Card

I Used To Have My Sanity Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMU 127)

Why Couldn't You Be a Bottle Of Gin Funny Card

Why Couldn't You Be a Bottle Of Gin Funny Card

£2.50 (DMU 125)

Wine! Helping Mums One Sip At a Time Funny Greeting Card

Wine! Helping Mums One Sip At a Time Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 309)

Happy Mother's Day From All Your Cats Funny Card

Happy Mother's Day From All Your Cats Funny Card

£2.50 (DMA 308)

Mum You're Amazing Funny Greeting Card

Mum You're Amazing Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 307)

Mums, It's How We Roll Funny Birthday Card

Mums, It's How We Roll Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 193)

Mum, You Deserve A Drink Funny Birthday Card

Mum, You Deserve A Drink Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 194)

Mums Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card

Mums Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 191)

A Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a man on a tractor

Dads Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 205)

A funny Fathers Day card with the text You're an amazeballs Dad

You're An Amazeballs Dad Funny Father's Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 33)

A funny Fathers Day reading Dad you're one of my favourite parents

Dad You're One Of My Favourite Parents Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 32)

A Fathers Day card calling him the dogs bollocks

You're The Dogs Bollocks Dad Funny Father's Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 31)

A Fathers Day card with the text you've got this dad thing sorted

You've Got This Dad Thing Sorted Funny Father's Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 30)

A Fathers Day card witrh a rude joke about wiping my arse

Dad Just Because You Wiped My Arse Funny Father's Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 29)

A Fathers Day card about Dad being funny

Funny As You Think You Are Funny Father's Day Card

£2.50 (DAD 28)

Thanks for Being a Bloody Brilliant Mum Funny Mother's Day Card

Thanks for Being a Bloody Brilliant Mum Funny Mother's Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 33)

Mum You're One Of My Favourite Parents Funny Mother's Day Card

Mum You're One Of My Favourite Parents Funny Mother's Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 32)

Mum I'm Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina Funny Mother's Day Card

Mum I'm Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina Funny Mother's Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 31)

You've Got This Mum Thing Sorted Funny Mother's Day Card

You've Got This Mum Thing Sorted Funny Mother's Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 30)

Mum May Your Day Be Filled With Joy And Wine Funny Mothers Day Card

Mum May Your Day Be Filled With Joy And Wine Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 29)

Mum You Gave Birth To Me Funny Mothers Day Card

Mum You Gave Birth To Me Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 28)

Mum's on the Wine! Funny Birthday Card

Mum's on the Wine! Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMU 108)

Who are You and Why are you Calling me Mummy Card

Who are You and Why are you Calling me Mummy Card

£2.50 (DMU 107)

A funny Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of a young boy and his dad

Good News It's Father's Day Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 282)

A Fathers Day card with a 1960s image of a man in his garden

Dad, You've Got This Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 281)

A Fathers Day card featuring a retro image of an astronaut

Dad You're Out Of This World Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 280)

A funny Fathers Day card featuring a mundane image of a shed

Happy Father's Day Here's a Shed Funny Day Card

£2.50 (DMA 279)

Mum, It's Time For Wine Funny Greeting Card

Mum, It's Time For Wine Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 268)

A Mother's Work Is Never Done Funny Greeting Card

A Mother's Work Is Never Done Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 267)

I Love You Mum, More than Your Cooking Funny Greeting Card

I Love You Mum, More than Your Cooking Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 266)

If at First You Don't Succeed. Ask Mum Funny Greeting Card

If at First You Don't Succeed. Ask Mum Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 265)

The Mum The Myth The Legend Funny Greeting Card

The Mum The Myth The Legend Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 263)

A Fathers Day card with the text Epic Dad Stuff

Epic Dad Stuff Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DAD 27)

A funny Fathers Day card reading Dads kick ass

Dads Kick Ass Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DAD 25)

A Fathers Day card wishing him a dadtastic day

Have A Dadtastic Day Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DAD 23)

A Fathers Day card about Dad being awesome

Dad You're Awesome. Keep It Up Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DAD 22)

Mums Kick Ass Funny Mothers Day Card

Mums Kick Ass Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (MUM 25)

Mum, Thanks For Not Being Embarrassing On Facebook Card

Mum, Thanks For Not Being Embarrassing On Facebook Card

£2.50 £0.50 (MUM 24)

You The Mum Funny Mothers Day Card

You The Mum Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (MUM 20)

Wine! Because Mum Decided To Have Kids Funny Mothers Day Card

Wine! Because Mum Decided To Have Kids Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 £1.00 (MUM 14)

Let's Drink Jagerbombs (LARGE CARD) Funny

Let's Drink Jagerbombs (LARGE CARD) Funny

£4.00 (DML 08)

A Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a smiling man looking at camera

Dad You're A Legend! Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 239)

A Fathers Day card with a picture of dad holding a baby

My Dad Is Awesome! Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 238)

Mums - They're Always Right Even When They're Wrong Card

Mums - They're Always Right Even When They're Wrong Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 228)

Behind Every Great Mum Funny Birthday Card

Behind Every Great Mum Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 227)

Mum Thanks For Not Being Live Everyone Else Card

Mum Thanks For Not Being Live Everyone Else Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 225)

A Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of a dad reading to his children

You're The World's Greatest Dad Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMU 96)

Mum It's Time For That Birthday Glass Of Vino Funny Birthday Card

Mum It's Time For That Birthday Glass Of Vino Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DRO 04)

Happy Birthday Dad - But Before All That Funny Birthday Card

Happy Birthday Dad - But Before All That Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DRO 03)

Mum You're So Perfect Funny Mothers Day Card

Mum You're So Perfect Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (MUM 19)

OMFG! My Mum Is Amazing Funny Mothers Day Card

OMFG! My Mum Is Amazing Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (MUM 18)

Mother Knows Best. Dad Knows Bugger All Funny Mothers Day Card

Mother Knows Best. Dad Knows Bugger All Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (MUM 17)

Mother You Made Me Funny Mothers Day Card

Mother You Made Me Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 £1.00 (MUM 16)

A Fathers Day card thanking Dad for not being a knobhead

Thanks Dad For Not Being Knobhead Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DAD 13)

A Fathers Day card with text saying Dad you're the dogs

Dad You're The Dogs Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DAD 11)

That's Right Darlings Mummy Needs Wine Funny Birthday Card

That's Right Darlings Mummy Needs Wine Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DME 65)

OMFG! Get These Things Off Me! Funny Birthday Card

OMFG! Get These Things Off Me! Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DME 62)

A Fathers Day card with text reading Dads you're fucking fantastic

Dad You're Fucking Fantastic Rude Fathers Day Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DAD 10)

A Fathers Day card than king dad for putting up with everything

Dad Thanks For Putting Up With All My Shit Rude Fathers Day Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DAD 09)

A funny Fathers Day card admiring Dads DIY skills

Dad No One Can Change A Plug As Well As You Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DAD 08)

Mum You're Bloody Fantastic Funny Mothers Day Card

Mum You're Bloody Fantastic Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 £1.00 (MUM 10)

I Deserve A Bloody Medal Funny Birthday Card

I Deserve A Bloody Medal Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 70)

Mum, Could You Be Any More Amazing Funny Birthday Card

Mum, Could You Be Any More Amazing Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 174)

Happy Bday Mum Funny Birthday Card

Happy Bday Mum Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DSS 55)

Happy Bday Dad Funny Birthday Card

Happy Bday Dad Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DSS 54)

Mum, You're Amazing. Now Whens Dinner Ready Funny Card

Mum, You're Amazing. Now Whens Dinner Ready Funny Card

£2.50 (DME 44)

Mum, You Deserve A Medal Funny Birthday Card

Mum, You Deserve A Medal Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DME 42)

Mum, Have A Drink Or Ten Funny Birthday Card

Mum, Have A Drink Or Ten Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DME 41)

Mum In A Million Funny Greeting Card

Mum In A Million Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMS 90)

Mum, You're Almost As Amazing As Me Funny Birthday Card

Mum, You're Almost As Amazing As Me Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DSS 23)

Mum, Thanks For Being Excited When I Came Out Funny Birthday Card

Mum, Thanks For Being Excited When I Came Out Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DSS 22)

Mum, You're The Best Funny Birthday Card

Mum, You're The Best Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DSS 20)

You're A Total Lush Mum Funny Birthday Card

You're A Total Lush Mum Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DSS 19)

Mum, You're Bloody Amazing Funny Birthday Card

Mum, You're Bloody Amazing Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DSS 18)

A keep calm style Fathers Day card about putting your feet up

Put Your Feet Up Dad Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMS 65)

Put Your Feet Up Mum Funny Birthday Card

Put Your Feet Up Mum Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMS 52)

A Mother Like No Other Funny Birthday Card

A Mother Like No Other Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DME 22)

Wonder Mum Funny Birthday Card

Wonder Mum Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DME 19)

Last date modified: 5th September 2019