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Drinking Cards and Gifts

Looking for funny drinking gifts or a wine birthday card? Here’s our original selection of funny drinking birthday cards and gifts for the wine and gin drinkers in your life. Cheers!

A birthday card featuring a woman in a glamourous gold dress holding a cocktail glass up in the air. Pastel blue, yellow and pink text above reads Friends that drink together stay together

Friends that drink together Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 487)

A mothers day card with a retro picture of a mother and her young daughter listening to shells on the beach

What can you hear Mummy Funny Card for Mum

£2.50 (DMU 221)

A mothers day card with a retro picture of a smiling woman in a pastel shirt with her hands up looking at camera

Mums who fancy a wine Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 (DMA 478)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling blonde woman holding her hands up against a blue background

Hands up who fancies birthday wine Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 468)

A white birthday card with alternating blue and pink corners. Black, pink and blue in the middle reads Blah wine Happy Birthday wine blah

Blah Wine Blah Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (POP 21)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a weather presenter smiling to camera in front of a map

Today's Forecast Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 459)

A simple Fathers Day card asking if fancies the pub

Dad, fancy the pub? Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (RAN 51)

A funny text based greeting card about drinking wine

You don't need wine funny birthday card

£2.50 (POP 15)

A funny text based birthday card reads Alexa send beer

Alexa send beer funny birthday card

£2.50 (POP 08)

A funny text based birthday card reads Alexa send wine

Alexa send wine funny birthday card

£2.50 (POP 07)

A funny greeting card with picture of stylish woman

My Spirit Animal Is Gin Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 383)

Friend That Always Brings Wine Funny Birthday Card

Friend That Always Brings Wine Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (GUM 37)

Prosecco Tequila Vodka Funny Birthday Card

Prosecco Tequila Vodka Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (GUM 34)

A coaster with a retro picture of a smiling woman dressed as a fortune teller in front of a crystal ball

I Foresee Wine Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 197)

A Fathers Day card reads I love you Dad almost as much as beer

Almost as much as you love beer Funny Card for Dad

£2.50 (DAD 55)

A coaster with a retro photo of two glamorous women in 1960's suits and hats against a pink background

Best Friends Forever Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 188)

A birthday cards with a retro photo of two glamorous women in 1960's suits

Best friends forever funny birthday card

£2.50 (DMA 444)

Almost as much as you love gin funny card for Mum

Almost as much as you love gin funny card for Mum

£2.50 (MUM 55)

Alexa Send Wine Funny Fridge Magnet

Alexa Send Wine Funny Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 135)

Brave New World Funny Birthday Card

Brave New World Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (RAN 33)

Alexa, Send Wine Funny Postcard

Alexa, Send Wine Funny Postcard

£0.95 (DPO 105)

A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Alexa, send wine!

Alexa, Send Wine Funny Pen

£2.75 (PEN 32)

A purple badge featuring muticoloured text reading I've run out of wine!

Run Out Of Wine Funny Badge

£1.25 (DMD 270)

Swear To Drunk I'm Not God Funny Birthday Card

Swear To Drunk I'm Not God Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMU 181)

A birthday card with an 80s image of four people with their hands up

Hands Up! If You're Drunk Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 406)

A birthday card featuring a retro woman who's run out of wine

I've Ran Out Of Wine Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 403)

A sunny yellow birthday card with the words Here’s to another year of too much alcohol and lack of dignity

Too Much Alcohol And Lack Of Dignity Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DSS 82)

Buy We Wine and Feed Me Pizza Funny Valentines Card

Buy We Wine and Feed Me Pizza Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 (DMU 161)

Gin Snob Funny Coaster

Gin Snob Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 176)

Alexa, Send Wine Funny Coaster

Alexa, Send Wine Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 173)

My Life Is A Series Of Dramas Funny Coaster

My Life Is A Series Of Dramas Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 172)

100% Chance Of Beer Funny Coaster

100% Chance Of Beer Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 167)

My Spirit Animal Is Gin Funny Coaster

My Spirit Animal Is Gin Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 165)

Alexa, Send Wine Funny Birthday Card

Alexa, Send Wine Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMU 164)

A funny birthday card with a woman jumping in the air

Did Somebody Mention Wine Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 375)

A funny birthday card with a picture of a woman holding a glass of champagne

Best Cure For a Hangover Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 365)

Roses Are Red Funny Valentines Card

Roses Are Red Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 (DMV 112)

Wine Appreciation Day Funny Birthday Card

Wine Appreciation Day Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMU 150)

A greeting card with a retro picture of a woman holding a spotty umbrella

You're My Best Friend Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 361)

You're The Reason Mummy Likes Wine Funny Greeting Card

You're The Reason Mummy Likes Wine Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMU 144)

A birthday card with a woman on the phone surrounded by types of drink

Blah Blah Gin Wine Blah Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 356)

Today's Forecast Funny Coaster

Today's Forecast Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 159)

Wine Appreciation Day Funny Coaster

Wine Appreciation Day Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 158)

Shut Up Liver You're Fine Funny Coaster

Shut Up Liver You're Fine Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 156)

Prosecco Made Me Do It Funny Coaster

Prosecco Made Me Do It Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 155)

I'm Getting Wasted Funny Birthday Card

I'm Getting Wasted Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMU 142)

A greeting card reads Today's forcase Sunny, with a chance of wine

Sunny With a Chance Of Wine Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 342)

A greeting card with a retro picture of a red jacketed barman with a cocktail shaker

Shut Up Liver You're Fine Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 339)

A birthday card with a picture of a smiling retro woman holding a glass of wine

My Favourite Food Group Is Wine Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 333)

A birthday card with a retro picture of a young woman in a pink nightdress lying on a chaise lounge

Wake Up Alcohol Repeat Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 321)

Why Couldn't You Be a Bottle Of Gin Funny Card

Why Couldn't You Be a Bottle Of Gin Funny Card

£2.50 (DMU 125)

Wine! Helping Mums One Sip At a Time Funny Greeting Card

Wine! Helping Mums One Sip At a Time Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 309)

When Life Hands You Lemons Funny Birthday Card

When Life Hands You Lemons Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (GUM 27)

A birthday card with a picture of a 1980s woman holding a glass of wine

Of Course Size Matters No Wants a Small Glass Of Wine Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 301)

A greeting card with a retro picture of a young woman holding a glass of prosecco

Prosecco Princess Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 300)

No Wine Inside This Card Funny Birthday Card

No Wine Inside This Card Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (GUM 17)

Mum May Your Day Be Filled With Joy And Wine Funny Mothers Day Card

Mum May Your Day Be Filled With Joy And Wine Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 (MUM 29)

A light blue coaster with a retro-style photo of an excited chef holding a ladle

Soup of the Day Wine Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 141)

A coaster with a heart and text reading I love beer

I Love Beer Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 139)

A light blue coaster with a big pink heart in the middle and the words I love gin in capitalised white font

I Love Gin Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 138)

A sunny yellow coaster with a big pink heart in the middle and the words I love wine in capitalised, white font

I Love Wine Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 137)

I Hope Your Birthday Involves Copious Amounts of Alcohol Card

I Hope Your Birthday Involves Copious Amounts of Alcohol Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 112)

Mum's on the Wine! Funny Birthday Card

Mum's on the Wine! Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMU 108)

Mum, It's Time For Wine Funny Greeting Card

Mum, It's Time For Wine Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 268)

A birthday card with a woman holding a glass of gin

I Don't Need a Juice Cleanse. I need Gin Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 277)

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a cheeky looking female chef

Soup of the Day Wine Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 271)

A coaster with the text that reads Epic Beer Stuff

Epic Beer Stuff Funny Coaster

£2.75 £0.50 (DMT 136)

A vibrant pink coaster with the words ‘Prosecco ooooh! I’m pissed’

Prosecco Oooh! I'm Pissed Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 135)

A coaster with a 1960s picture of a man looking at a pint of beer

Beer I Love You Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 130)

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a man looking at a pint of beer

Beer I Love You! Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 240)

A birthday card reading Help! please send wine

Help! Please Send Wine Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 226)

A bright pink coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling woman dressed in pinK

World Peace, Or Failng That Wine Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 129)

I'm Not As Think As Your Drunk I Am Funny Coaster

I'm Not As Think As Your Drunk I Am Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 117)

A blue coaster with the words ‘I do love a pint of gin’

I Do Love A Pint Of Gin Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 109)

A greetings card with a retro style colour photo of two middle aged women in the kitchen with an apron on

All We Need Is Gossip And Alcohol Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMZ 68)

And The Main News Tonight You're Getting Wasted! Card

And The Main News Tonight You're Getting Wasted! Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 88)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman forcing a smile for the camera

Keep Smiling. Wine Can't Be That Far Away Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 107)

A coaster with the text Beer maketh the man pissed

Beer Maketh The Man Funny Coaster

£2.75 £0.50 (DMT 96)

A vibrant pink coaster with the words ‘Do I need an excuse for champagne?

Do I Need An Excuse For Champagne? Funny Coaster

£2.75 £0.50 (DMT 95)

Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Funny Birthday Card

Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 79)

A yellow coaster with a retro-style drawing of a smiling woman

May This Day Be Filled With Joy Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 72)

A pale yellow birthday card with a retro style drawing of a happy woman popping her head in the corner of the card

May Your Birthday Be Filled With Joy *and Wine Funny Card

£2.50 (DME 56)

A birthday card with a retro style colour photo of a group of eight middle aged women smiling at the camera

Let's Skip Your Birthday Meal Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMZ 119)

A lavender birthday card with a vintage style drawing of a smiling man in a suit holding up alcohol

Alcohol Will Make It All Better Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DME 50)

A baby pink card with a vintage style drawing of an excited woman popping her head onto the card

I Know You Would Love A Bottle Of Wine Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DME 48)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of two men in front of a blue background, drinking alcohol

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 52)

A baby pink birthday card with a vintage style drawing of a dressed up woman looking knowingly at you

How To Get Drunk Properly Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DME 31)

A delicate pink coaster with the words Save water drink champagne

Save Water Drink Campagne Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 39)

If you're stuck for those little extra wine drinker gifts, or funny alcohol gifts, we've got you covered with our handy coaster presents, with wine and other related drinking pictures and quips to keep them smiling. Top it all off with our drinking related cards and you've got something to make their birthday that much more special. Bottoms up!

Last date modified: 5th September 2019