Dean Morris Cards

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A dark blue postcard with pastel multicoloured text in the middle that reads You are a bloody amazing human being
£2.50  (RAN 98)
 
A bold white birthday card with dark red and black text that reads The three stages of life: 1. Birth 2. My back aches 3. Death
£2.50  (RAN 97)
 
A bold white greeting card with a a bold colourful rainbow with bold rounded text underneath that reads Happy Pride
£2.50  (RAN 96)
 
£2.50  (DMY 12)
 
A bright turquoise birthday card with yellow, pink and white rounded letters that reads Epic icon 80
£2.50  (DMY 11)
 
A bright yellow birthday card with pink, purple and white rounded letters that reads Super duper 70
£2.50  (DMY 10)
 
A bright red birthday card with orange, yellow and white rounded letters that reads Still sexy at 60
£2.50  (DMY 09)
 
A bright purple birthday card with red, blue and white rounded letters that reads Have a Fab 50
£2.50  (DMY 08)
 
A bright blue birthday card with yellow, red and white rounded letters that read Fun begins at 40
£2.50  (DMY 07)
 
A bright yellow birthday card with blue, red, purple and white rounded letters that read Wow! You're 39 again
£2.50  (DMY 06)
 
A bright red birthday card with blue, yellow and white rounded letters that read Fantastic 30
£2.50  (DMY 05)
 
A bold purple birthday card with blue, red, yellow and white rounded letters that read Wow! You're 29 again
£2.50  (DMY 04)
 
A bright turquoise birthday card with red, yellow and white rounded letters that read Look who's 21
£2.50  (DMY 03)
 
A bright red birthday card with blue, orange and white rounded letters that read You're finally 18
£2.50  (DMY 02)
 
A bright red birthday card with yellow, blue and white rounded letters that read OMG! You're 16.
£2.50  (DMY 01)
 
A birthday card with a retro picture of two young woman looking at each other.  One is saying You're so outrageous and inappropriate. Can we be friends?
£2.50  (DMU 224)
 
A birthday card with a 1960's picture of a wealthy looking woman holding up theatre glasses and looking at camera smiling
£2.50  (DMU 223)
 
A birthday card with a retro picture of a hand about to dial a number on an old bakerlite phone.  White curved text above and beside the picture reads This is a phone. This is what old people use. Old people like you
£2.50  (DMA 494)
 
A birthday card with a vintage picture of a young woman in a fancy dress and wearing a party hat blowing on a birthday cake candles whilst surrounded by balloons and streamers
£2.50  (DMA 493)
 
A birthday card with a picture of an elderly gentleman lying at the foot of a set of stairs
£2.50  (DMA 490)
 
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling group of senior citizens in the sun.  White text above them reads You know you're old when all your friends smell of piss
£2.50  (DMA 489)
 
A birthday card featuring a vintage photo of a moody looking old man in a smart suit pointing to camera.  White rounded lower case text above him reads Here's your annual reminder that you're still a grumpy old git
£2.50  (DMA 486)
 
£2.50  (DMA 485)
 
A birthday card with the layout of wordle.  Text in the grey, yellow and green boxes read Happy birthday to that Wordle freak
£2.50  (RAN 95)
 
A white birthday card with a semi circular rainbow and underneath black curved text reads Proud as fuck
£2.50  (RAN 90)
 
A greeting card with a retro picture of a smiling woman with dark hair wearing a crown and holding a sceptre. Pink and white curved text above her reads You're my Queen
£2.50  (DMA 477)
 
A Mother's Day card featuring an 80s styled smiling woman wearing fluorescent gym gear and holding an award
£2.50  (DMA 475)
 
A birthday card with 1960s picture of a smiling older man with a white box above him
£2.50  (DMA 472)
 
A white birthday card with blue, yellow, green and pink corners
£2.50  (POP 17)
 
A white birthday card with alternating blue and pink corners.  Black, pink and blue in the middle reads Blah wine Happy Birthday wine blah
£2.50  (POP 21)
 
A white greeting card with rounded alternating black and red text surrounded by cute little multicoloured penises
£2.50  (RAN 76)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a weather presenter smiling to camera in front of a map
£2.50  (DMA 459)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a smiling sarcastic looking older woman looking at camera
£2.50  (DMA 456)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a young girl being presented a birthday cake by both her parents
£2.50  (DMA 454)
 
A birthday card with a 1970s picture of a woman smiling using an exercising bike
£2.50  (DMU 214)
 
A red birthday card with a 1960s photo of a young woman praying in a blue blouse
£2.50  (DMU 212)
 
A dark pink greeting card with just the words Nosey Cunt written in very small capital letters in the middle
£2.50  (RAN 75)
 
A birthday card with the title What's your Birthday name?
£2.50  (RAN 73)
 
A white greeting card with a picture of a multicoloured pie chart
£2.50  (RAN 71)
 
Satisfying shit Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (RAN 70)
 
Inspirational Quote Greeting Card
£2.50  (RAN 69)
 
You're doing great Greeting Card
£2.50  (RAN 68)
 
Word search Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (RAN 67)
 
A birthday card with a retro photo of a 1960's smiling man
£2.50  (DMA 446)
 
A LGBT greeting card with a big rainbow reading have a nice gay
£2.50  (POP 13)
 
A funny text based birthday card reads Alexa send beer
£2.50  (POP 08)
 
A funny text based birthday card reads Alexa send wine
£2.50  (POP 07)
 
Mother Knows Best Funny Card for Mum
£2.50  (DMA 423)
 
New Name New You Transition Card
£2.50  (RAN 35)
 
Happy Totally Gay Birthday To You
£2.50  (RAN 40)
 
A birthday card with a picture of pink roses.  Fancy white text on the front reads Fuck off.
£2.50  (DMA 428)
 
A greeting card with a photo of young girl dressed up like a southern belle
£2.50  (DMA 418)
 
Working From Home Greeting Card
£2.50  (RAN 09)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a male and female couple, hands raised over their eyes looking at camera
£2.50  (DMU 211)
 
A birthday card with a multicoloured rainbow pattern exploding from the centre
£2.50  (RAN 74)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a young girl hugging and kissing a young boy
£2.50  (DMU 208)
 
Massive slutbag rude birthday card
£2.50  (DMU 206)
 
I love my cat funny greeting card
£2.50  (DMU 205)
 
Blow harder! funny birthday card
£2.50  (DMU 202)
 
I'm such a dick funny card for Mum
£2.50  (MUM 51)
 
A rude greeting card reads Do epic shit
£2.50  (POP 16)
 
Dogs Are So Much Better Than Kids
£2.50  (DMA 424)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a woman in a red top calling to camera
£2.50  (DMA 420)
 
Happy New Normal Birthday To You Card
£2.50  (DMU 196)
 
Two Metres Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (RAN 25)
 
Be There In Person Rude Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMU 187)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a bored looking young girl with hear head in her hand
£2.50  (DMA 407)
 
A funny birthday card with Boris Johnson being completely clueless
£2.50  (DMA 401)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a family smiling to the camera at the dinner table
£2.50  (DMA 400)
 
A birthday card with a smiling young man in a 1970s white tuxedo
£2.50  (DMA 397)
 
Proud Your Mine Card
£2.50  (DMV 116)
 
Last date modified: 16th April 2021