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Rude & Funny Mother's Day Cards

If you are looking for a unique, funny and rude Mother’s Day cards we have some right corkers here! Mum’s are pretty amazing people and we want to make sure we provide funny greetings cards for your special Mother’s Day.

A greeting card with a retro picture of a smiling woman with dark hair wearing a crown and holding a sceptre. Pink and white curved text above her reads You're my Queen
£2.50  (DMA 477)
A Mother's Day card featuring an 80s styled smiling woman wearing fluorescent gym gear and holding an award
£2.50  (DMA 475)
Mother Knows Best Funny Card for Mum
£2.50  (DMA 423)
I'm such a dick funny card for Mum
£2.50  (MUM 51)
Dogs Are So Much Better Than Kids
£2.50  (DMA 424)
Put Your Feet Up Mum Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  £1.00  (MUM 12)
Order a Take Away Funny Card For Mum
£2.50  (DMA 389)
Crazy Cat Mum Funny Mother's Day Card
£2.50  (DMA 388)
Little People Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  (DMU 169)
Mum You're The Best Dad Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  £1.00  (MUM 47)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling retro woman holding a glass of wine
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 333)
Mum Goals Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (MUM 39)
Best Mum Ever Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (MUM 36)
I Used To Have My Sanity Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 127)
Mother's Ruined Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 306)
Mums, It's How We Roll Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 193)
Mum, You Deserve A Drink Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 194)
Mums Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 191)
Mum, It's Time For Wine Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 268)
A Mother's Work Is Never Done Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 267)
The Mum The Myth The Legend Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 263)
Mums Kick Ass Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  £0.50  (MUM 25)
Happy Wine Day Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  £0.50  (MUM 22)
You The Mum Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  £0.50  (MUM 20)
Behind Every Great Mum Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 227)
A birthday card reading Help! please send wine
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 226)
Mum Thanks For Not Being Live Everyone Else Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 225)
A coaster with a retro-style photo of a mum and dad holding their children’s hands outdoors
£2.75  (DMT 127)
Mums Kick Ass Funny Badge
£1.25  (DMD 200)
 coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman taking a turkey out of the oven
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 108)
A bright pink coaster with the words ‘Mother knows best!’ in blue, yellow and white text
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 101)
Mum You're So Perfect Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  £0.50  (MUM 19)
OMFG! My Mum Is Amazing Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  £0.50  (MUM 18)
Mother You Made Me Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  £1.00  (MUM 16)
I Deserve A Bloody Medal Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 70)
A striped card in alternating shades of pink with a vintage style image of a mum with her son and daughter
£2.50  £0.50  (DME 42)
A striped card in alternating shades of pale yellow with a vintage style image of a smug looking woman
£2.50  £0.50  (DME 41)
A dark pink card with the words ‘You’re a mum in a million’ in capitalised, simple white font below a white crown logo
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 90)
A jazzy pink card with the words Mum you’re the best at necking a bottle of wine quicker than anyone else I know
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 20)
A light green card with the words You’re a total lush mum but I love you for it
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 19)
A card for mums with a pink union jack on and the words ‘Put your feet up mum’ in capitalised, simple white font below a white crown logo
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 52)
A pale yellow birthday card with a vintage style drawing of a glamourous woman in a posh hat
£2.50  £1.00  (DME 23)
A light and darker pink striped greeting card with a vintage style drawing of a smiling woman pointing towards a box that says Multitasking formula
£2.50  £1.00  (DME 19)

Amazing Mothers Deserve Funny Cards

Mother's Day, or Mothering Sunday, is celebrated on the fourth Sunday in Lent each year and is a brilliant excuse to send your mummy a funny (or rude and funny) card to show her how much you think of her. Funny Mother's Day cards are a relatively new invention! Originally an ancient tradition, the Christian church in Europe absorbed this into a celebration honouring the ‘Mother Church'. It gradually became a time for people who lived away from home see their mothers and so over time came to be more family oriented. Over the years this day has lost its religious element and become more and more just about mums! This year, Mothering Sunday is on March 27th, so you'd better get your skates on quickly and buy her that Mother's Day card and gift!

In the US, commercialisation was fully in swing by the twenties and there, as here, it is now celebrated by sending Mother's Day cards and flowers. Humorous cards have been around almost as long as standard ones and today is no exception! With the tradition of giving cards in the US, the UK was not far behind and it just wouldn't be Mother's Day without a card and flowers, would it!?

Mothers are the often unsung heroes of the household; whatever you call her, Mum, Mother, Mummy or Mater, she deserves the best, so make sure you send her a nice bright card to show her how much you care! If your mum likes a laugh, we have funnier cards, and we also have naughty, cheeky and downright rude cards if that's your mum's taste! Only you know.

Mums get just one day a year when we show them what a Super-mum they are to is, so go on and push the boat out. As well as a humorous Mother's Day card, how about taking them out for a Mother's day lunch or make the meal for them at home? At very least, make sure you get them some nice flowers – and if you make sure you know which flower is their favourite, you can really show them how much you appreciate them!

Now she might not tell you and if you ask, she may out and out deny it (to save you a penny or two, no doubt), but here's betting that most mums like to be remembered on Mother's day. After all, she's been your mummy and looked after you most of her married life, cooked and even changed your nappy when you were a baby. She's always been there, you'd better let her know how much it's all meant, yes?! What better way than to send a humorous or rude Mother's Day card to make her laugh. Remember your mother-in-law, too and get in her good books with a card that she'll remember all year!

So, remember to show her how much you care. Get your card and present early so your mum gets it in plenty of time for her special day. We've got everything from the funny to the rude cards and some that are rather close to the mark. But you know your mum's taste in cards! We have some nice sloppy and more traditional Mother's Day cards to show her that you're thinking of her. Above all, remember that whichever card you choose, sloppy, rude, or funny, make sure your Mother's Day card it's on time!

Last date modified: 29th March 2022