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Fabulous birthday greeting cards

Looking for a fabulous birthday card for him or her? Our 'Fabulous' range of greetings cards are just the ticket whether you're looking for something Funny or a little rude - okay well some are 'a lot' rude. Enjoy!

Let's party like it's 2019 Funny Birthday Card
Let's party like it's 2019 Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (RAN 53)
 
You've won the fartiest dad award Funny Card for Dad
You've won the fartiest dad award Funny Card for Dad
£2.50  (DMA 442)
 
You've won the best dad award Funny Card for Dad
You've won the best dad award Funny Card for Dad
£2.50  (DMA 441)
 
You've still got it Dad Funny Fathers Day Card
You've still got it Dad Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.50  (DMA 440)
 
Burn a barbeque quite like you Funny Card for Dad
Burn a barbeque quite like you Funny Card for Dad
£2.50  (DMA 439)
 
Daddy Cool Funny Card for Dad
Daddy Cool Funny Card for Dad
£2.50  (DMA 438)
 
Most annoying Sister funny birthday card
Most annoying Sister funny birthday card
£2.50  (DMA 452)
 
Happy birthday tosser rude birthday card
Happy birthday tosser rude birthday card
£2.50  (DMA 451)
 
Hands up in the pool funny birthday card
Hands up in the pool funny birthday card
£2.50  (DMA 450)
 
I know it's your birthday funny birthday card
I know it's your birthday funny birthday card
£2.50  (DMA 449)
 
Live Laugh and Fuck off rude birthday card
Live Laugh and Fuck off rude birthday card
£2.50  (DMA 447)
 
You old bastard rude birthday card
You old bastard rude birthday card
£2.50  (DMA 446)
 
Give an old person something to live for funny birthday card
Give an old person something to live for funny birthday card
£2.50  (DMA 445)
 
Best friends forever funny birthday card
Best friends forever funny birthday card
£2.50  (DMA 444)
 
I used to be a people person funny birthday card
I used to be a people person funny birthday card
£2.50  (DMA 443)
 
Happy Birthday Loser Funny Birthday Card
Happy Birthday Loser Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 448)
 
Sorry If I Hurt Your Feelings Rude Birthday Card
Sorry If I Hurt Your Feelings Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (RAN 42)
 
We're An Awesome Couple Funny Valentine's Card
We're An Awesome Couple Funny Valentine's Card
£2.50  (DMA 416)
 
Jizzed Over Your Romantic Dinner Rude Valentines Card
Jizzed Over Your Romantic Dinner Rude Valentines Card
£2.50  (DMA 414)
 
I Love You You Sexy Beast Funny Valentines Cards
I Love You You Sexy Beast Funny Valentines Cards
£2.50  (DMA 413)
 
Thanks For Washing My Dirty Undies Funny Mother's Day Card
Thanks For Washing My Dirty Undies Funny Mother's Day Card
£2.50  (DMA 430)
 
Mum You're Perfect Funny Mother's Day Card
Mum You're Perfect Funny Mother's Day Card
£2.50  (DMA 429)
 
Dogs Are So Much Better Than Kids
Dogs Are So Much Better Than Kids
£2.50  (DMA 424)
 
Mother Knows Best Funny Card for Mum
Mother Knows Best Funny Card for Mum
£2.50  (DMA 423)
 
Fuck 2020 Rude Birthday Card
Fuck 2020 Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (RAN 37)
 
Glamorous Silent Fart Funny Birthday Card
Glamorous Silent Fart Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 437)
 
Wank Yourself Silly Funny Birthday Card
Wank Yourself Silly Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 436)
 
Grown Into A Great Man Rude Birthday Card
Grown Into A Great Man Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 435)
 
You've Finally Reached That Age Rude Birthday Card
You've Finally Reached That Age Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 434)
 
Difference Between Dogs and Cats Funny Birthday Card
Difference Between Dogs and Cats Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 433)
 
You Can Never Have Enough Cats Funny Birthday Card
You Can Never Have Enough Cats Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 432)
 
You're Not TikTok Famous Rude Birthday Card
You're Not TikTok Famous Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 431)
 
Most Annoying Brother Award Funny Birthday Card
Most Annoying Brother Award Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 422)
 
Boris Johnson Level Up Funny Birthday Card
Boris Johnson Level Up Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 421)
Fuck Off Rude Birthday Card
Fuck Off Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 428)
 
Anything But Normal Funny Birthday Card
Anything But Normal Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 427)
 
Happy Birthday Like This Funny Birthday Card
Happy Birthday Like This Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 425)
 
Stay Classy Stay Sassy Greeting Card
Stay Classy Stay Sassy Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 418)
 
It's An Ever Changing World Rude Birthday Card
It's An Ever Changing World Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (RAN 12)
 
When All This Is Over Greeting Card
When All This Is Over Greeting Card
£2.50  (RAN 10)
 
Let's Celebrate Another Day Without Wankers Rude Birthday Card
Let's Celebrate Another Day Without Wankers Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 411)
 
Today Is All About You Funny Birthday Card
Today Is All About You Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 409)
 
Just Called To Call You A C**t Rude Birthday Card
Just Called To Call You A C**t Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 408)
 
Clueless Boris Funny Birthday Card
Clueless Boris Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 401)
 
Too Fabulous To Give a Fuck Funny Birthday Card
Too Fabulous To Give a Fuck Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 399)
 
Little Shit Boy Funny Fathers Day Card
Little Shit Boy Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.50  (DMA 391)
 
Little Shit Girl Funny Fathers Day Card
Little Shit Girl Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.50  (DMA 390)
 
Naked Mole Rat Funny Birthday Card
Naked Mole Rat Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 385)
 
Shit The Bed! Rude Birthday Card
Shit The Bed! Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 384)
 
My Spirit Animal Is Gin Funny Birthday Card
My Spirit Animal Is Gin Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 383)
 
Me, Not Giving A Fuck Rude Birthday Card
Me, Not Giving A Fuck Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 380)
 
I've Made A Vegan Birthday Cake Funny Birthday Card
I've Made A Vegan Birthday Cake Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 379)
 
They're Happy Rude Birthday Card
They're Happy Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 369)
 
Satisfying Fart Funny Birthday Card
Satisfying Fart Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 363)
 
Shit Myself With Excitement Rude Birthday Card
Shit Myself With Excitement Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 355)
 
Most Amazing Person Funny Birthday Card
Most Amazing Person Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 354)
 
Rancid Old Queen Rude Birthday Card
Rancid Old Queen Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 353)
 
Get My Hands On Your Meat Funny Valentines Card
Get My Hands On Your Meat Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  (DMA 415)
 
Flowers From The Garage Day Funny Valentines Card
Flowers From The Garage Day Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  (DMA 412)
 
Fuckface! Rude Birthday Card
Fuckface! Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 420)
 
Biggest Sassy Bitch I Know Funny Birthday Card
Biggest Sassy Bitch I Know Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 419)
 
Fuck Your Birthday Rude Birthday Card
Fuck Your Birthday Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 203)
 
What Else Can Go Wrong With 2020 Funny Birthday Card
What Else Can Go Wrong With 2020 Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 426)
 
Happy Birthday. Now Fuck Off Back To Economy Rude Card
Happy Birthday. Now Fuck Off Back To Economy Rude Card
£2.50  (DMA 01)
 
When Everything Is Shit Greeting Card
When Everything Is Shit Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 417)
 
Banana Bread Funny Birthday Card
Banana Bread Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (RAN 23)
 
Happy Birthday And All That Bollocks Rude Birthday Card
Happy Birthday And All That Bollocks Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 233)
 
I'm Not Being Dramatic Funny Birthday Card
I'm Not Being Dramatic Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 410)
 
Can't Be Fucked Rude Birthday Card
Can't Be Fucked Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 407)
 
Hands Up! If You're Drunk Funny Birthday Card
Hands Up! If You're Drunk Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 406)
 
One Huge Dickhead To Another Rude Birthday Card
One Huge Dickhead To Another Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 405)
 
Bloody Hell You got Old Rude Birthday Card
Bloody Hell You got Old Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 404)
 
I've Ran Out Of Wine Funny Birthday Card
I've Ran Out Of Wine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 403)
 
8 out of 10 Cats Rude Birthday Card
8 out of 10 Cats Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 402)
 
Fake Smiles Everyone
Fake Smiles Everyone
£2.50  (DMA 400)
 
Fuck The Haters Funny Greeting Card
Fuck The Haters Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 398)
 
Even Wankers Rude Birthday Card
Even Wankers Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 397)
 
As Amazing As Me Funny Birthday Card
As Amazing As Me Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 396)
 
Everything is Shit Funny Greeting Card
Everything is Shit Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 395)
 
Born to Be Wild Funny Birthday Card
Born to Be Wild Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 394)
 
Hip Hip Replacement Funny Birthday Card
Hip Hip Replacement Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 393)
 
All About Me Funny Fathers Day Card
All About Me Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.50  (DMA 392)
 
Order a Take Away Funny Card For Mum
Order a Take Away Funny Card For Mum
£2.50  (DMA 389)
 
Crazy Cat Mum Funny Mother's Day Card
Crazy Cat Mum Funny Mother's Day Card
£2.50  (DMA 388)
 
Little Shit Boy Funny Mothers Day Card
Little Shit Boy Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  (DMA 387)
 
Little Shit Girl Funny Mothers Day Card
Little Shit Girl Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  (DMA 386)
 
You'll Do Funny Valentines Card
You'll Do Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  (DMA 372)
 
You're Also A Cunt Rude Birthday Card
You're Also A Cunt Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 382)
 
Being a Useless Tosser Rude Birthday Card
Being a Useless Tosser Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 378)
 
Can It Be The 1980's Again Funny Birthday Card
Can It Be The 1980's Again Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 377)
 
Happy Birthday Wanker Rude Birthday Cards
Happy Birthday Wanker Rude Birthday Cards
£2.50  (DMA 376)
 
Did Somebody Mention Wine Funny Birthday Card
Did Somebody Mention Wine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 375)
 
Have The Best Birthday Funny Card
Have The Best Birthday Funny Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 101)
 
Kisses From Donald Funny Valentines Card
Kisses From Donald Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  (DMA 331)
 
We'll Always Be Friends Funny Birthday Card
We'll Always Be Friends Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 371)
 
Colossal Prick Rude Birthday Card
Colossal Prick Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 368)
 
Chin Up Dear Funny Birthday Card
Chin Up Dear Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 367)
 
Cheer Up! You're Not Dead Yet Funny Birthday Card
Cheer Up! You're Not Dead Yet Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 366)
 
Best Cure For a Hangover Funny Birthday Card
Best Cure For a Hangover Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 365)
 
I Care About Your Stupid Birthday Funny Birthday Card
I Care About Your Stupid Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 364)
 
Birthday Cat Says Rude Birthday Card
Birthday Cat Says Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 362)
 
You're My Best Friend Funny Birthday Card
You're My Best Friend Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 361)
 
Appreciate This Amazing Cock Funny Birthday Card
Appreciate This Amazing Cock Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 360)
 
Happy Birthday To The Basic Bitch Funny Birthday Card
Happy Birthday To The Basic Bitch Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 359)
 
Classy AF Funny Birthday Card
Classy AF Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 358)
 
Today Is A Lovely Day Rude Birthday Card
Today Is A Lovely Day Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 357)
 
Blah Blah Gin Wine Blah Funny Birthday Card
Blah Blah Gin Wine Blah Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 356)
 
You're A Twat Rude Birthday Card
You're A Twat Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 352)
 
With Age Comes Wisdom Funny Birthday Card
With Age Comes Wisdom Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 351)
 
Prosecco Made ME Do It Funny Birthday Card
Prosecco Made ME Do It Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 350)
 
Thanks For Not Being Like Everyone Else Funny Greeting Card
Thanks For Not Being Like Everyone Else Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 349)
Dad You're My Favourite Person Funny Dad Card
Dad You're My Favourite Person Funny Dad Card
£2.50  (DMA 347)
Mum Is On The Gin Again Funny Greeting Card
Mum Is On The Gin Again Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 346)
 
It's Not Easy Being A Mum Funny Greeting Card
It's Not Easy Being A Mum Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 345)
 
Turning Into My Mother Funny Greeting Card
Turning Into My Mother Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 344)
 
Totes Masc Funny Greeting Card
Totes Masc Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 343)
 
Sunny With a Chance Of Wine Funny Birthday Card
Sunny With a Chance Of Wine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 342)
 
Everyone Thinks You're A Knob Rude Birthday Card
Everyone Thinks You're A Knob Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 340)
 
Shut Up Liver You're Fine Funny Birthday Card
Shut Up Liver You're Fine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 339)
 
OMG! I'm Sooo Wasted! Funny Birthday Card
OMG! I'm Sooo Wasted! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 338)
 
Older And Still No Wiser Funny Birthday Card
Older And Still No Wiser Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 337)
 
You're Simply Magical Funny Greeting Card
You're Simply Magical Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 332)
 
Your Gin Delivery Funny Birthday Card
Your Gin Delivery Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 335)
 
My Favourite Food Group Is Wine Funny Birthday Card
My Favourite Food Group Is Wine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 333)
 
Dad May Your Father's Day Be Better Than Your Jokes
Dad May Your Father's Day Be Better Than Your Jokes
£2.50  (DMA 312)
 
Dads They Just Know Stuff Funny Fathers Day Card
Dads They Just Know Stuff Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.50  (DMA 311)
 
To The Best Dad And Taxi Service Funny Card For Dad
To The Best Dad And Taxi Service Funny Card For Dad
£2.50  (DMA 310)
 
Birthday On Fleek Funny Birthday Card
Birthday On Fleek Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 329)
 
If You Were Jesus Funny Greeting Card
If You Were Jesus Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 328)
 
Birthday Kisses From Donald Funny Birthday Card
Birthday Kisses From Donald Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 327)
 
Smile, If You're A Knob Rude Birthday Cards
Smile, If You're A Knob Rude Birthday Cards
£2.50  (DMA 326)
 
You're A Twat Rude Birthday Card
You're A Twat Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 325)
 
You Enjoy Your Avocado Funny Birthday Card
You Enjoy Your Avocado Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 323)
 
Behind Every Great Man Funny Birthday Card
Behind Every Great Man Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 322)
Wake Up Alcohol Repeat Funny Greeting Card
Wake Up Alcohol Repeat Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 321)
 
Wine! Helping Mums One Sip At a Time Funny Greeting Card
Wine! Helping Mums One Sip At a Time Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 309)
 
Happy Mother's Day From All Your Cats Funny Card
Happy Mother's Day From All Your Cats Funny Card
£2.50  (DMA 308)
 
Mum You're Amazing Funny Greeting Card
Mum You're Amazing Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 307)
 
Mother's Ruined Funny Greeting Card
Mother's Ruined Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 306)
 
Fuck You Cat Rude Birthday Card
Fuck You Cat Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 319)
 
You're a Massive Bellend Rude Birthday Card
You're a Massive Bellend Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 317)
 
Time to Rescue Some Prosecco Funny Birthday Card
Time to Rescue Some Prosecco Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 316)
 
Mums, It's How We Roll Funny Birthday Card
Mums, It's How We Roll Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 193)
 
Mum, You Deserve A Drink Funny Birthday Card
Mum, You Deserve A Drink Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 194)
 
Mums Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card
Mums Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 191)
 
Keep Smiling. Wine Can't Be That Far Away Funny Birthday Card
Keep Smiling. Wine Can't Be That Far Away Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 202)
 
Thank You For Being Older Than Me Funny Birthday Card
Thank You For Being Older Than Me Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 315)
 
Happy Birthday From One Fantastic Bitch Funny Birthday Card
Happy Birthday From One Fantastic Bitch Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 314)
 
Happy Birthday From All Your Cats Funny Birthday Card
Happy Birthday From All Your Cats Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 313)
 
Do You Work Out Funny Greeting Card
Do You Work Out Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 304)
 
Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Funny Birthday Cards
Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Funny Birthday Cards
£2.50  (DMA 303)
 
Happy Birthday Bum Face Rude Birthday Card
Happy Birthday Bum Face Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 302)
 
Of Course Size Matters No Wants a Small Glass Of Wine Birthday Card
Of Course Size Matters No Wants a Small Glass Of Wine Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 301)
 
Prosecco Princess Funny Birthday Card
Prosecco Princess Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 300)
 
May You Be Young and Pretty Forever Funny Birthday Card
May You Be Young and Pretty Forever Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 299)
 
Squad Goals Funny Greeting Card
Squad Goals Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 298)
 
You're My Best Bitch Funny Greeting Card
You're My Best Bitch Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 297)
 
See This Cat It Doesn't Give a F*** About Your Birthday (Clean Version)
See This Cat It Doesn't Give a F*** About Your Birthday (Clean Version)
£2.50  (DMA 296)
 
Happy Birthday To You Man Funny Birthday Card
Happy Birthday To You Man Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 200)
 
Happy Birthday You Big Cunt Rude Birthday Card
Happy Birthday You Big Cunt Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 295)
 
Donald Trump I'm Gonna Give You a Birthday Card Funny Card
Donald Trump I'm Gonna Give You a Birthday Card Funny Card
£2.50  (DMA 294)
 
Dads Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card
Dads Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 205)
 
Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast Funny Birthday Card
Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 293)
 
Happy Fucking Brexit Rude Birthday Card
Happy Fucking Brexit Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 291)
 
You Are Very Very Gay Funny Birthday Card
You Are Very Very Gay Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 290)
 
I've Jizzed in Your Birthday Cake Rude Birthday Card
I've Jizzed in Your Birthday Cake Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 287)
 
Let's Get Trollied By Lunchtime Funny Birthday Card
Let's Get Trollied By Lunchtime Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 106)
 
To a Special C**t Rude Birthday Card
To a Special C**t Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 283)
 
Good News It's Father's Day Funny Greeting Card
Good News It's Father's Day Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 282)
 
Dad, You've Got This Funny Greeting Card
Dad, You've Got This Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 281)
 
Dad You're Out Of This World Funny Greeting Card
Dad You're Out Of This World Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 280)
 
Happy Father's Day Here's a Shed Funny Day Card
Happy Father's Day Here's a Shed Funny Day Card
£2.50  (DMA 279)
 
Mum, It's Time For Wine Funny Greeting Card
Mum, It's Time For Wine Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 268)
 
A Mother's Work Is Never Done Funny Greeting Card
A Mother's Work Is Never Done Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 267)
 
I Love You Mum, More than Your Cooking Funny Greeting Card
I Love You Mum, More than Your Cooking Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 266)
 
If at First You Don't Succeed. Ask Mum Funny Greeting Card
If at First You Don't Succeed. Ask Mum Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 265)
 
The Mum The Myth The Legend Funny Greeting Card
The Mum The Myth The Legend Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 263)
 
I Don't Need a Juice Cleanse. I need Gin Funny Greeting Card
I Don't Need a Juice Cleanse. I need Gin Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 277)
 
I Love Anal Rude Greeting Card
I Love Anal Rude Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 278)
 
Happy Birthday You Massive Cockwomble Rude Birthday Card
Happy Birthday You Massive Cockwomble Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 274)
 
One Year Older and Still a Dick Rude Birthday Card
One Year Older and Still a Dick Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 273)
 
Happy Birthday Bae Funny Birthday Card
Happy Birthday Bae Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 272)
 
Soup of the Day Wine Funny Greeting Card
Soup of the Day Wine Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 271)
 
I'm Too Busy Catching Pokemon Funny Birthday Card
I'm Too Busy Catching Pokemon Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 276)
 
The Man The Myth The Bellend Rude Birthday Card
The Man The Myth The Bellend Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 260)
 
Birthdays Drive Me Up The Fucking Wall Rude Birthday Card
Birthdays Drive Me Up The Fucking Wall Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 259)
 
No Really... I Don't a Shit Funny Birthday Card
No Really... I Don't a Shit Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 250)
 
Maybe You Should Go Fuck Yourself Rude Birthday Card
Maybe You Should Go Fuck Yourself Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 257)
 
Donald Trump Hates You Funny Birthday Card
Donald Trump Hates You Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 256)
 
Fuck Quinoa! I Have Cake Rude Birthday Card
Fuck Quinoa! I Have Cake Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 247)
 
I Never Get Bored Of Your Selfies Funny Birthday Card
I Never Get Bored Of Your Selfies Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 241)
 
Beer I Love You! Funny Birthday Card
Beer I Love You! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 240)
 
Dad You're A Legend! Funny Birthday Card
Dad You're A Legend! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 239)
 
My Dad Is Awesome! Funny Birthday Card
My Dad Is Awesome! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 238)
 
Mums - They're Always Right Even When They're Wrong Card
Mums - They're Always Right Even When They're Wrong Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 228)
 
Behind Every Great Mum Funny Birthday Card
Behind Every Great Mum Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 227)
 
Help! Please Send Wine Funny Birthday Card
Help! Please Send Wine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 226)
 
Mum Thanks For Not Being Live Everyone Else Card
Mum Thanks For Not Being Live Everyone Else Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 225)
 
You Sir Are A Knob Funny Birthday Card
You Sir Are A Knob Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 232)
 
Who's Birthday Isn't Improved By A Pug In A Bow Tie? Birthday Card
Who's Birthday Isn't Improved By A Pug In A Bow Tie? Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 229)
 
How About A Nice Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Rude Birthday Card
How About A Nice Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 223)
 
It's Somebody's Birthday Somewhere Funny Birthday Card
It's Somebody's Birthday Somewhere Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 222)
Hope Your Birthday Is As Gay As You Funny Birthday Card
Hope Your Birthday Is As Gay As You Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 220)
 
I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am Funny Birthday Card
I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 218)
 
See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Birthday Rude Card
See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Birthday Rude Card
£2.50  (DMA 216)
 
You! The Dick With The Birthday Funny Birthday Card
You! The Dick With The Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 215)
 
Even Though It's Your Birthday You're Still A Cock Rude
Even Though It's Your Birthday You're Still A Cock Rude
£2.50  (DMA 213)
 
Shake Your Maracas Mum Funny Birthday Card
Shake Your Maracas Mum Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 192)
 
May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee Funny Birthday Card
May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 190)
 
You're Now An Old Fart Funny Birthday Card
You're Now An Old Fart Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 189)
 
Never Become Boring Funny Birthday Card
Never Become Boring Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 188)
 
I'd Wish You Happy Birthday If I Gave A Shit Rude Birthday Card
I'd Wish You Happy Birthday If I Gave A Shit Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 187)
 
Get A Fucking Grip Rude Birthday Card
Get A Fucking Grip Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 185)
 
Your Pet Unicorn Funny Birthday Card
Your Pet Unicorn Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 180)
 
To One Of The Nicest Wankers Rude Birthday Card
To One Of The Nicest Wankers Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 179)
 
Mum, Could You Be Any More Amazing Funny Birthday Card
Mum, Could You Be Any More Amazing Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 174)
 
People Say This Card Is Rude. I Say Fuck'em! Rude Birthday Card
People Say This Card Is Rude. I Say Fuck'em! Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 170)
 
Happy Birthday Clever Cloggs Funny Birthday Card
Happy Birthday Clever Cloggs Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 168)
 
While I Play Candy Crush Funny Birthday Card
While I Play Candy Crush Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 167)
 
There It Goes! The Last Fuck I Give Rude Birthday Card
There It Goes! The Last Fuck I Give Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 166)
 
Newsflash! You're Old As Fuck Rude Birthday Card
Newsflash! You're Old As Fuck Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 163)
 
That's Right You Big Attention Seeker Funny Birthday Card
That's Right You Big Attention Seeker Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 155)
 
Thats Right Fatty Funny Birthday Card
Thats Right Fatty Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 151)
 
Go On, Flash Your Gusset Funny Birthday Card
Go On, Flash Your Gusset Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 148)
 
Happy Birthday Knob Head Funny Birthday Card
Happy Birthday Knob Head Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 147)
 
Happy Birthday You Old Slutbag Funny Birthday Card
Happy Birthday You Old Slutbag Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 142)
 
You Would Not Believe Rude Birthday Card
You Would Not Believe Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 137)
 
Fine Specimen Of Manhood Funny Birthday Card
Fine Specimen Of Manhood Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 124)
 
Happy Birthday You Big Girls Blouse Funny Birthday Card
Happy Birthday You Big Girls Blouse Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 123)
 
You May Not Be As Gay As This Funny Birthday Card
You May Not Be As Gay As This Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 118)
 
You Cock Sucking Mother Fucking Whore Rude Birthday Card
You Cock Sucking Mother Fucking Whore Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 117)
Happy Birthday You Big Man Whore Funny Birthday Card
Happy Birthday You Big Man Whore Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 111)
 
Happy Birthday You Spoilt Little Shit Rude Birthday Card
Happy Birthday You Spoilt Little Shit Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 110)
 
Happy Birthday Tinsel Tits Funny Birthday Card
Happy Birthday Tinsel Tits Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 108)
 
Buggery Stop It! It's Dirty! Funny Birthday Card
Buggery Stop It! It's Dirty! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 74)
 
Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Rude Birthday Card
Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 60)
 
Happy Birthday You Big Knob Jockey Funny Birthday Card
Happy Birthday You Big Knob Jockey Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 28)
 
I Love Gays Funny Birthday Card
I Love Gays Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 47)
 

Fabulous Greetings Cards for Fabulous People

There are plenty of rude birthday cards in the Fabulous range, but you don't need a birthday to send someone a funny card.

Celebrating a holiday, promotion, new baby, or just being an awesome person - there is a greetings card here for each and every occasion. The gay birthday cards are particularly popular, as are the rude cards.

Last date modified: 16th April 2021