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Fabulous birthday greetings cards

Looking for a fabulous birthday card for him or her? Our 'Fabulous' range of greetings cards are just the ticket whether you're looking for something Funny or a little rude - okay well some are 'a lot' rude. Enjoy!

8 out of 10 Cats Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 402)
 
All About Me Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.50  (DMA 392)
 
As Amazing As Me Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 396)
 
Born to Be Wild Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 394)
 
Chin Up Dear Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 367)
 
Clueless Boris Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 401)
 
Colossal Prick Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 368)
 
Crazy Cat Mum Funny Mother's Day Card
£2.50  (DMA 388)
 
Even Wankers Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 397)
 
Fake Smiles Everyone
£2.50  (DMA 400)
 
Fuck The Haters Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 398)
 
I Love Cock Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 43)
 
Is There Cake Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 370)
 
Naked Mole Rat Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 385)
 
Order a Take Away Funny Card For Mum
£2.50  (DMA 389)
 
Rancid Old Queen Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 353)
 
Satisfying Fart Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 363)
 
Shit The Bed! Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 384)
They're Happy Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 369)
 
You'll Do Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  (DMA 372)
 
Birthday Cat Says Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 362)
 
Bored. Please Send Wine Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 318)

Classy AF Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 358)
 
Do You Work Out Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 304)
 
Fuck You Arsehole Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 288)
 
Fuck You Cat Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 319)
 
Happy Fucking Brexit Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 291)

I Love Anal Rude Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 278)
 
If You Were Jesus Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 328)
 
Life Goals Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 330)
 
More Gin Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 285)

 
Mother's Ruined Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 306)
 
Prosecco Princess Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 300)
 
Squad Goals Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 298)
 
The Mum The Myth The Legend Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 263)

 
This Is You Every Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 242)

To a Special C**t Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 283)
 
Totes Masc Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 343)
 
Yasss Queen Funny Greetings Cards
£2.50  (DMA 336)
 
You're A Twat Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 325)
 
You're A Twat Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 352)
 
Your Gin Delivery Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 335)
 
Beer I Love You! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 240)
 
Birthday Boy Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMP 01)

 
Birthday On Fleek Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 329)

 
Cats Are Cunts Rude Greeting Card
£2.50  (CAT 01)
 
Cats Are Evil Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 237)

Congratulations! You're Now Old Enough For Senior Moments Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 236)

Dad, You're The Dogs Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 133)

 
Dads Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 205)
 
Eat More Cake Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 252)

 
Enjoy Your Birthday - You'll Be Forgotten Tomorrow
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 208)

 
Fancy A Spit Roast Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 209)

Fuck Your Birthday Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 203)

 
Get A Fucking Grip Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 185)

 
Ha Ha! Ha Ha! Ha Ha! You're Old! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 214)

 
Happy Birthday Bae Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 272)

 
Happy Birthday Bae Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 272)

 
Happy Birthday To The Most Stylish Person I Know Funny Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 219)

 
Happy Birthday To You Man Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 200)

 
Happy Birthday To You Woman Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 199)

 
Happy Birthday You Flash Tosser Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 230)

 
Happy Birthday You Old Slapper Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 182)

Happy Birthday You Self Centred Macho Prick Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 186)

 
Here's Some Gratuitous Man Flesh For Your Birthday Funny Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 196)

 
Hope You Get Lots of Birthday Sex Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 275)

 
I am Indifferent To Your Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 270)

I Hope This Card Finds You Well Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 248)

 
I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 218)

 
I'm So Excited It's Your Birthday A Little Bit Of Wee Came Out
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 245)

 
I'm Too Busy Catching Pokemon Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 276)

 
It's Your Birthday And I Order You To Get Drunk Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 63)

 
Let's Get Trollied By Lunchtime Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 106)

 
Mum Thanks For Not Being Live Everyone Else Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 225)

 
Mums Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 191)

 
Mums, It's How We Roll Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 193)

 
Never Become Boring Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 188)

 
No Really... I Don't a Shit Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 250)

 
Put Your Feet Up Dad You Lazy Git! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 204)

 
Smile! It Scares People Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 234)

 
Stressed? Have A Wank Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 211)

 
Your Pet Unicorn Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 180)
 
Zero Fucks Given Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 251)

 
Celebrate National Bondage At Work Day Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 158)

 
Fuck! You're Old Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 132)

 
Happy Birthday You Big Girls Blouse Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 123)

 
I Do Believe I'm Wasted Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 112)

 
I Do Believe I'm Wasted Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 112)

 
Knobhead Brother Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 128)
 
Nice Pants Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 105)

 
OMFG!! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 98)

 
Someone Gives A Toss About Your Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 164)

 
That's Right You Big Attention Seeker Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 155)

 
Thats Right Fatty Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 151)
 
While I Play Candy Crush Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 167)

 
You Would Not Believe Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 137)

 
Your Age Is No Laughing Matter Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 171)

Shake Your Maracas Mum Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 192)

 
Have The Best Birthday Funny Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 101)

 
Have A Mile High Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 33)

 
I Love Gays Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 47)

 

Fabulous Greetings Cards for Fabulous People

There are plenty of rude birthday cards in the Fabulous range, but you don't need a birthday to send someone a funny card.

Celebrating a holiday, promotion, new baby, or just being an awesome person - there is a greetings card here for each and every occasion. The gay birthday cards are particularly popular, as are the rude cards.

Last date modified: 12th April 2019