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Fabulous birthday greeting cards

Looking for a fabulous birthday card for him or her? Our 'Fabulous' range of greetings cards are just the ticket whether you're looking for something Funny or a little rude - okay well some are 'a lot' rude. Enjoy!

A birthday card with a retro picture of a hand about to dial a number on an old bakerlite phone. White curved text above and beside the picture reads This is a phone. This is what old people use. Old people like you

This is a phone Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 494)

A birthday card with a vintage picture of a young woman in a fancy dress and wearing a party hat blowing on a birthday cake candles whilst surrounded by balloons and streamers

Calories don't count Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 493)

A birthday card with a retro picture of a sweet looking little boy holding an ice cream cone

From your little shit boy Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 492)

A birthday card with a retro picture of a sweet looking little girl holding a bunch of flowers

From your little shit girl Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 491)

A birthday card with a picture of an elderly gentleman lying at the foot of a set of stairs

Have a fall Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 490)

A birthday card with a picture of a smiling group of senior citizens in the sun. White text above them reads You know you're old when all your friends smell of piss

You know you're old Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 489)

A birthday card featuring a glamourous african american woman in a swimsuit holding up a pair of sunglasses against a dark pink background

Almost as fabulous as me Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 488)

A birthday card featuring a woman in a glamourous gold dress holding a cocktail glass up in the air. Pastel blue, yellow and pink text above reads Friends that drink together stay together

Friends that drink together Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 487)

A birthday card featuring a vintage photo of a moody looking old man in a smart suit pointing to camera. White rounded lower case text above him reads Here's your annual reminder that you're still a grumpy old git

Grumpy Old Git Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 486)

Happy Birthday Bestie Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 485)

A birthday card with the layout of wordle. Text in the grey, yellow and green boxes read Happy birthday to that Wordle freak

Wordle Freak Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (RAN 95)

A mothers day card with a retro picture of a smiling woman in a pastel shirt with her hands up looking at camera

Mums who fancy a wine Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 (DMA 478)

A greeting card with a retro picture of a smiling woman with dark hair wearing a crown and holding a sceptre. Pink and white curved text above her reads You're my Queen

You're my Queen Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 477)

A Mother's Day card with a 1970s picture of a exhausted mother sitting down with her feet up on a sofa

Put your feet up Mum Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 (DMA 476)

A Mother's Day card featuring an 80s styled smiling woman wearing fluorescent gym gear and holding an award

Best Mum award Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 (DMA 475)

A birthday card with a 1960's picture of a surprised looking woman with black hair and round glasses looking to camera

Lying about your age Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 479)

A birthday card with a 1960's smiling man holding up a sign that says When people say I'm rude I simply tell the cunts to go fuck themselves

When people say I'm rude Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 474)

A bright blue birthday card dotted with several rubber chickens. Curved white text down the card reads Bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak *That's rubber chicken for happy birthday

Bwak bwak rubber chicken Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 473)

A birthday card with 1960s picture of a smiling older man with a white box above him

The older I get Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 472)

A birthday card with retro picture of a smiling elderly couple looking into the distance

Socially acceptable Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 471)

A birthday card with cute picture of a cat wearing a birthday hat sat beside a birthday cupcake with a candle

Happy Birthday from the Cat Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 470)

A birthday card with cute picture of a shaggy dog wearing a birthday hat sat behind a birthday cake with candles

Happy Birthday from the Dog Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 469)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling blonde woman holding her hands up against a blue background

Hands up who fancies birthday wine Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 468)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling man looking direct to camera. Above him in an angled white bar red and blue text reads World's best arsehole

World's Best Arsehole Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 467)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a young smiling woman playing a guitar

You love a good screw Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 466)

A birthday card with a retro picture of a cheerleader dressed all in white jumping excitedly into the air

OMG! I'm So excited Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 465)

A black Birthday card with a picture of William Shakespeare with a white border at the top

Some are born great Shakespeare Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (RAN 87)

A Valentines card featuring a couple of an old couple in their swimsuits on a busy beach

Let's grow old together Valentines Card

£2.50 (DMA 464)

A Valentines card featuring a romantic sunset beach scene with a silhouetted couple

I Love your stupid face Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 (DMA 463)

A birthday card with a picture of a smiling elderly lady using a walking frame

Hip Hip Replacement Woman Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 462)

A white greeting card with rounded alternating black and red text surrounded by cute little multicoloured penises

To you and your Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (RAN 76)

A birthday card with a picture of Boris Johnson standing at a conference lectern which reads live laugh love

Live Laugh Love Boris Johnson Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 461)

A birthday card with a vintage picture of four smiling wholesome looking women looking off camera

Gossip and alcohol Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 460)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a weather presenter smiling to camera in front of a map

Today's Forecast Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 459)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a young paperboy holding a paper

Extra Extra You've got old Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 457)

A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a smiling sarcastic looking older woman looking at camera

Old Slapper Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 456)

A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a smiling businessman leaning on his briefcase

Magnificent Bastard Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 455)

A birthday card with a retro photo of a young girl being presented a birthday cake by both her parents

You little shit Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 454)

A dark pink greeting card with just the words Nosey Cunt written in very small capital letters in the middle

Nosey Cunt Rude Greeting Card

£2.50 (RAN 75)

A blue birthday card with a photo of a pair of young bright yellow ducklings

Happy ducking Birthday Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 458)

A birthday card with a photo of a 1970s smiling woman in a yellow dress

Young and Fancy Free Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 453)

A birthday card with the title What's your Birthday name?

Birthday name Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (RAN 73)

A birthday card with the title What's your Birthday name?

Birthday name really old Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (RAN 72)

A Fathers Day card with a funny picture of a man holding a trophy

You've won the fartiest dad award Funny Card for Dad

£2.50 (DMA 442)

A Fathers Day card with a funny picture of a man holding a trophy

You've won the best dad award Funny Card for Dad

£2.50 (DMA 441)

A funny Fathers Day card with a 1960s photo of a man scratching his head

You've still got it Dad Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DMA 440)

A funny Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a dad standing at a barbeque

Burn a barbeque quite like you Funny Card for Dad

£2.50 (DMA 439)

A funny birthday card with a retro photo of an annoying sister

Most annoying Sister funny birthday card

£2.50 (DMA 452)

A funny Birthday card with a picture of thew retro woman mixing salad

Happy birthday tosser rude birthday card

£2.50 (DMA 451)

A funny greeting card with a photo of old people in a swimming pool

Hands up in the pool funny birthday card

£2.50 (DMA 450)

A birthday card with a retro photo of an exasperated woman

I know it's your birthday funny birthday card

£2.50 (DMA 449)

A funny greeting card with a smiling retro woman

Live Laugh and Fuck off rude birthday card

£2.50 (DMA 447)

A birthday card with a retro photo of a 1960's smiling man

You old bastard rude birthday card

£2.50 (DMA 446)

A funny birthday card with a photo of two old people opening up a greeting card

Give an old person something to live for funny birthday card

£2.50 (DMA 445)

A greeting card with a retro picture of a woman in a large red hat

I used to be a people person funny birthday card

£2.50 (DMA 443)

A birthday card with a picture of Donald Trump and text reads Happy Birthday loser!

Happy Birthday Loser Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 448)

Jizzed Over Your Romantic Dinner Rude Valentines Card

Jizzed Over Your Romantic Dinner Rude Valentines Card

£2.50 (DMA 414)

I Love You You Sexy Beast Funny Valentines Cards

I Love You You Sexy Beast Funny Valentines Cards

£2.50 (DMA 413)

Thanks For Washing My Dirty Undies Funny Mother's Day Card

Thanks For Washing My Dirty Undies Funny Mother's Day Card

£2.50 (DMA 430)

Mum You're Perfect Funny Mother's Day Card

Mum You're Perfect Funny Mother's Day Card

£2.50 (DMA 429)

Mother Knows Best Funny Card for Mum

Mother Knows Best Funny Card for Mum

£2.50 (DMA 423)

A greeting card with a picture of an intense looking business man with big glasses

Grown Into A Great Man Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 435)

A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling woman eating a sundae

You've Finally Reached That Age Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 434)

A funny birthday card with a picture of a happy dog and rude cat

Difference Between Dogs and Cats Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 433)

A greeting card announcing you can never have enough cats

You Can Never Have Enough Cats Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 432)

A greeting card with a 1970s picture of an authoritative man sitting at a desk

You're Not TikTok Famous Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 431)

A birthday card with a retro photo of an annoying brother

Most Annoying Brother Award Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 422)

A funny Birthday card about Boris Johnson and level up

Boris Johnson Level Up Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 421)

A birthday card with a picture of pink roses. Fancy white text on the front reads Fuck off.

Fuck Off Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 428)

A birthday card featuring a man with a cardboard box on his head

Happy Birthday Like This Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 425)

A greeting card with a photo of young girl dressed up like a southern belle

Stay Classy Stay Sassy Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 418)

A greeting card with a picture of a 1960s woman blowing a streamer surrounded by balloons

Let's Celebrate Another Day Without Wankers Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 411)

A funny birthday card with retro picture of a young girl with a sundae

Today Is All About You Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 409)

A greeting card with a picture of a smiling man on a retro telephone

Just Called To Call You A C**t Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 408)

A greeting card with a glamorous looking woman in a orange dress

Too Fabulous To Give a Fuck Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 399)

A birthday card with a picture of a smiling old man using a walking frame

Hip Hip Replacement Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 393)

A funny Fathers Day cards with a retro photo of a charming young lad

Little Shit Boy Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DMA 391)

A Funny Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a charming young girl

Little Shit Girl Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 (DMA 390)

A greeting card with with a cute picture of smiling naked mole rat

Naked Mole Rat Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 385)

A funny greeting card with picture of stylish woman

My Spirit Animal Is Gin Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 383)

A birthday card with with a 1950s style picture of a housewife leaning out of a window holding a cake

I've Made A Vegan Birthday Cake Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 379)

A birthday card featuring a picture of a sensational woman lying on the floor next to a leopard

Most Amazing Person Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 354)

A birthday card featuring a picture of a sarcastic looking woman in a lime green dress

Rancid Old Queen Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 353)

A birthday card with a multicoloured rainbow pattern exploding from the centre

Good Vibes Only Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (RAN 74)

A Fathers Day card with a picture of a cool old guy in an floral shirt

Daddy Cool Funny Card for Dad

£2.50 (DMA 438)

A birthday cards with a retro photo of two glamorous women in 1960's suits

Best friends forever funny birthday card

£2.50 (DMA 444)

A white greeting card with a pattern of watercolour flowers at the bottom

Sorry If I Hurt Your Feelings Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (RAN 42)

We're An Awesome Couple Funny Valentine's Card

We're An Awesome Couple Funny Valentine's Card

£2.50 (DMA 416)

Get My Hands On Your Meat Funny Valentines Card

Get My Hands On Your Meat Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 (DMA 415)

Flowers From The Garage Day Funny Valentines Card

Flowers From The Garage Day Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 (DMA 412)

Dogs Are So Much Better Than Kids

Dogs Are So Much Better Than Kids

£2.50 (DMA 424)

A funny greeting card with a retro photo of a glamorous woman

Glamorous Silent Fart Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 437)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a woman in a red top calling to camera

Fuckface! Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 420)

A birthday card with a retro picture of a sultry looking woman

Biggest Sassy Bitch I Know Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 419)

A greeting card with a picture of a smiling old man on

Anything But Normal Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 427)

A birthday card with a smiling cabin crew holding a tray of champagne

Happy Birthday. Now Fuck Off Back To Economy Rude Card

£2.50 (DMA 01)

A greeting card with a picture of a smiling couple

When Everything Is Shit Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 417)

A greeting card with a an aloof looking woman gazing into the middle distance

Banana Bread Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (RAN 23)

A funny birthday card about keeping a two metre distance

When All This Is Over Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (RAN 10)

A greeting card with a glamorous looking older woman sitting in a big chair holding a fluffy white poodle

I'm Not Being Dramatic Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 410)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a bored looking young girl with hear head in her hand

Can't Be Fucked Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 407)

A birthday card with an 80s image of four people with their hands up

Hands Up! If You're Drunk Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 406)

A birthday card from one dickhead to another

One Huge Dickhead To Another Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 405)

A funny birthday card with a retro image of a man looking shocked at being old

Bloody Hell You got Old Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 404)

A birthday card featuring a retro woman who's run out of wine

I've Ran Out Of Wine Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 403)

I Love You You Big Cunt

I Love You You Big Cunt

£2.50 (DMA 374)

A greeting card with a picture of lots of cats all on top of each other

8 out of 10 Cats Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 402)

A funny birthday card with Boris Johnson being completely clueless

Clueless Boris Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 401)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a family smiling to the camera at the dinner table

Fake Smiles Everyone

£2.50 (DMA 400)

A greeting card with a camp picture of a poodle outside a pink kennel

Fuck The Haters Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 398)

A birthday card with a smiling young man in a 1970s white tuxedo

Even Wankers Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 397)

A funny birthday card with two retro women in leotards and ankle warmers

As Amazing As Me Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 396)

A greeting card with a cute picture of two kittens

Everything is Shit Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 395)

A funny Birthday card about your back playing up

Born to Be Wild Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 394)

A Fathers Day card with a retro image of a businessman jumping in the air

All About Me Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 392)

Order a Take Away Funny Card For Mum

Order a Take Away Funny Card For Mum

£2.50 (DMA 389)

Crazy Cat Mum Funny Mother's Day Card

Crazy Cat Mum Funny Mother's Day Card

£2.50 (DMA 388)

Little Shit Boy Funny Mothers Day Card

Little Shit Boy Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 (DMA 387)

Little Shit Girl Funny Mothers Day Card

Little Shit Girl Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 (DMA 386)

You'll Do Funny Valentines Card

You'll Do Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 (DMA 372)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling male patient in an hospital bed

Shit The Bed! Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 384)

A greeting card with a young adult male in a stripy shirt smiling at the camera

You're Also A Cunt Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 382)

A greeting card with a retro styled businessman looking down his glasses

Being a Useless Tosser Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 378)

A greeting card with a picture of a very 1980s woman holding a large ghetto blaster

Can It Be The 1980's Again Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 377)

A birthday card with a fun picture of lots of young millennials sitting on a sofa with party hats

Happy Birthday Wanker Rude Birthday Cards

£2.50 (DMA 376)

A funny birthday card with a woman jumping in the air

Did Somebody Mention Wine Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 375)

A birthday card with a 1960s smiling man looking at camera

Have The Best Birthday Funny Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 101)

Kisses From Donald Funny Valentines Card

Kisses From Donald Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 (DMA 331)

A greeting card with a retro picture of a sassy woman

We'll Always Be Friends Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 371)

They're Happy Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 369)

A birthday card with a 1960s intensely looking man in a suit looking at camera

Colossal Prick Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 368)

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a sassy looking woman with long hair

Chin Up Dear Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 367)

A birthday card with a 1960s photo of an old smiling man sat at a desk

Cheer Up! You're Not Dead Yet Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 366)

A funny birthday card with a picture of a woman holding a glass of champagne

Best Cure For a Hangover Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 365)

A birthday card with a picture of a woman in showgirl costume standing next to an easel

I Care About Your Stupid Birthday Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 364)

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a man holding his jacket looking satisfied with himself

Satisfying Fart Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 363)

A birthday card with a photo of an aloof looking white cat against a red background

Birthday Cat Says Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 362)

I Am Going To Shit On You Rude Birthday Card

I Am Going To Shit On You Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (WEB 12)

A greeting card with a retro picture of a woman holding a spotty umbrella

You're My Best Friend Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 361)

A birthday card with a photo of a proud cockerel standing on a post box

Appreciate This Amazing Cock Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 360)

A birthday card with a picture of a glamorous woman with a big pink hat

Classy AF Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 358)

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman in a red shirt and beehive hair

Today Is A Lovely Day Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 357)

A birthday card with a woman on the phone surrounded by types of drink

Blah Blah Gin Wine Blah Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 356)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a miserable looking old man in a suit

Shit Myself With Excitement Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 355)

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a seated old man pointing at a line graph

You're A Twat Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 352)

A birthday card with a picture of a naked old man on a beach holding a big yellow sign

With Age Comes Wisdom Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 351)

Thanks For Not Being Like Everyone Else Funny Greeting Card

Thanks For Not Being Like Everyone Else Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 349)

A Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of a smiling man holding out his empty pockets

Dad You're My Favourite Person Funny Dad Card

£2.50 (DMA 347)

Mum Is On The Gin Again Funny Greeting Card

Mum Is On The Gin Again Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 346)

It's Not Easy Being A Mum Funny Greeting Card

It's Not Easy Being A Mum Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 345)

Turning Into My Mother Funny Greeting Card

Turning Into My Mother Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 344)

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a suave gentleman lying down on the floor

Totes Masc Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 343)

A greeting card reads Today's forcase Sunny, with a chance of wine

Sunny With a Chance Of Wine Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 342)

A greeting card with a 1970s picture of smiling work colleagues all in a row

Everyone Thinks You're A Knob Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 340)

A greeting card with a retro picture of a red jacketed barman with a cocktail shaker

Shut Up Liver You're Fine Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 339)

A funny greeting card with a picture of a smiling man in glasses

Older And Still No Wiser Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 337)

You're Simply Magical Funny Greeting Card

You're Simply Magical Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 332)

A funny birthday card with a big tanker on the front

Your Gin Delivery Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 335)

A birthday card with a picture of a smiling retro woman holding a glass of wine

My Favourite Food Group Is Wine Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 333)

A funny Fathers Day with a 1960s picture of a laughing man

Dad May Your Father's Day Be Better Than Your Jokes

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 312)

A Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of an man leaning on a car

To The Best Dad And Taxi Service Funny Card For Dad

£2.50 (DMA 310)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a young girl blowing out candles against a background of balloons

Birthday On Fleek Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 329)

A birthday card with a retro picture of Jesus against a glowing light

If You Were Jesus Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 328)

A greeting card with a picture of Trump and reads Birthday Kisses from Donald

Birthday Kisses From Donald Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 327)

A greeting card with a retro picture of a blank faced smiling man

Smile, If You're A Knob Rude Birthday Cards

£2.50 (DMA 326)

A greeting card with a funny picture of a man in a 1990s shell suit

You're A Twat Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 325)

A greeting card with a dull picture of avocados

You Enjoy Your Avocado Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 323)

A birthday card with a retro picture of a young woman in a pink nightdress lying on a chaise lounge

Wake Up Alcohol Repeat Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 321)

Wine! Helping Mums One Sip At a Time Funny Greeting Card

Wine! Helping Mums One Sip At a Time Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 309)

Happy Mother's Day From All Your Cats Funny Card

Happy Mother's Day From All Your Cats Funny Card

£2.50 (DMA 308)

Mum You're Amazing Funny Greeting Card

Mum You're Amazing Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 307)

Mother's Ruined Funny Greeting Card

Mother's Ruined Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 306)

A birthday card with a photo of a moody looking white cat resting on a pink background

Fuck You Cat Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 319)

A greeting card with a retro picture of a businessman pointing at a whiteboard

You're a Massive Bellend Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 317)

A funny birthday card about prosecco with a picture of a retro smiling woman

Time to Rescue Some Prosecco Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 316)

Mums, It's How We Roll Funny Birthday Card

Mums, It's How We Roll Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 193)

Mum, You Deserve A Drink Funny Birthday Card

Mum, You Deserve A Drink Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 194)

Mums Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card

Mums Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 191)

A greeting card with a sweet photo of an affection old couple smiling at the camera

Thank You For Being Older Than Me Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 315)

A birthday card with a with a picture of a glamorous woman smiling at the camera

Happy Birthday From One Fantastic Bitch Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 314)

A birthday card with lots of cats covering the front

Happy Birthday From All Your Cats Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 313)

A birthday card with a photo of 1970s aerobic dancers in front of a rainbow pattern

Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Funny Birthday Cards

£2.50 (DMA 303)

A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling man in a suit

Happy Birthday Bum Face Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 302)

A birthday card with a picture of a 1980s woman holding a glass of wine

Of Course Size Matters No Wants a Small Glass Of Wine Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 301)

A greeting card with a retro picture of a young woman holding a glass of prosecco

Prosecco Princess Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 300)

A greeting card with a with a picture of two smart looking women in blue dresses

You're My Best Bitch Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 297)

A birthday card with a 1960s close up picture of a smiling mans face

Happy Birthday To You Man Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 200)

A birthday card with a smartly dressed businessman looking at the camera

Happy Birthday You Big Cunt Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 295)

A funny birthday card featuring a picture of a serious looking Donald Trump

Donald Trump I'm Gonna Give You a Birthday Card Funny Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 294)

A Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a man on a tractor

Dads Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 205)

A birthday card with a picture of an overweight, suntanned man on the beach

Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 293)

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a cake with balloons and streamers

Happy Fucking Brexit Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 291)

A gay greeting card with a man with glasses pointing to camera

You Are Very Very Gay Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 290)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling chef looking at the camera

I've Jizzed in Your Birthday Cake Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 287)

Birthday Stud Funny Birthday Card

Birthday Stud Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 136)

A rude greeting card with a lovely picture of a big pink rosebud

To a Special C**t Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 283)

A funny Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of a young boy and his dad

Good News It's Father's Day Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 282)

A Fathers Day card with a 1960s image of a man in his garden

Dad, You've Got This Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 281)

A Fathers Day card featuring a retro image of an astronaut

Dad You're Out Of This World Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 280)

A funny Fathers Day card featuring a mundane image of a shed

Happy Father's Day Here's a Shed Funny Day Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 279)

Mum, It's Time For Wine Funny Greeting Card

Mum, It's Time For Wine Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 268)

A Mother's Work Is Never Done Funny Greeting Card

A Mother's Work Is Never Done Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 267)

I Love You Mum, More than Your Cooking Funny Greeting Card

I Love You Mum, More than Your Cooking Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 266)

If at First You Don't Succeed. Ask Mum Funny Greeting Card

If at First You Don't Succeed. Ask Mum Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 265)

The Mum The Myth The Legend Funny Greeting Card

The Mum The Myth The Legend Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 263)

A birthday card with a woman holding a glass of gin

I Don't Need a Juice Cleanse. I need Gin Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 277)

A greeting card with a man holding a placard reading I love anal

I Love Anal Rude Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 278)

A birthday card with a retro picture of two businessmen looking at the camera

Happy Birthday You Massive Cockwomble Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 274)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a man in a dinner jacket standing up looking at camera

One Year Older and Still a Dick Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 273)

A birthday card with a retro picture of two best female friends

Happy Birthday Bae Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 272)

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a cheeky looking female chef

Soup of the Day Wine Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 271)

A greeting card with the picture of a happy smiling man

The Man The Myth The Bellend Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 260)

I'm Not Gay but £20 is £20 Funny Birthday Card

I'm Not Gay but £20 is £20 Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 253)

No Really... I Don't a Shit Funny Birthday Card

No Really... I Don't a Shit Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 250)

A greeting card with a picture of an angry Donald Trump

Donald Trump Hates You Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 256)

A greeting card with a with a picture of a 1950s housewife holding a chocolate cake

Fuck Quinoa! I Have Cake Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 247)

A greeting card with a picture of a pouting woman with dark hair taking a selfie on her mobile phone

I Never Get Bored Of Your Selfies Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 241)

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a man looking at a pint of beer

Beer I Love You! Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 240)

A Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a smiling man looking at camera

Dad You're A Legend! Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 239)

A Fathers Day card with a picture of dad holding a baby

My Dad Is Awesome! Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 238)

Mums - They're Always Right Even When They're Wrong Card

Mums - They're Always Right Even When They're Wrong Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 228)

Behind Every Great Mum Funny Birthday Card

Behind Every Great Mum Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 227)

A birthday card reading Help! please send wine

Help! Please Send Wine Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 226)

Mum Thanks For Not Being Live Everyone Else Card

Mum Thanks For Not Being Live Everyone Else Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 225)

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a smiling man sat at desk in front of blackboard

You Sir Are A Knob Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 232)

A birthday card with a picture of a cocky looking pug wearing as red bow tie

Who's Birthday Isn't Improved By A Pug In A Bow Tie? Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 229)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of an old drinking a cup of coffee

How About A Nice Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 223)

It's Somebody's Birthday Somewhere Funny Birthday Card

It's Somebody's Birthday Somewhere Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 222)

Abirthday card with a photo of a 1960s camply dressed man

Hope Your Birthday Is As Gay As You Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 220)

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a young woman winking and holding a martini glass

I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 218)

A birthday card with with a very moody looking cat sat spreadeagled on a sofa

See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Birthday Rude Card

£2.50 (DMA 216)

A birthday card with a retro picture of an intensely looking businessman in a smart suit and tie

You! The Dick With The Birthday Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 215)

A birthday card with a 1990s picture of a smiling old couple hugging

May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 190)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling old man smoking a pipe

You're Now An Old Fart Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 189)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a serious looking call centre employee with a headset

I'd Wish You Happy Birthday If I Gave A Shit Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 187)

A greeting card with a photo of a unicorn in front of a magical castle

Your Pet Unicorn Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 180)

A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling cocky man in a blue shirt

To One Of The Nicest Wankers Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 179)

Mum, Could You Be Any More Amazing Funny Birthday Card

Mum, Could You Be Any More Amazing Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 174)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a young woman smiling and pointing to a blackboard

Happy Birthday Clever Cloggs Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 168)

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a news reader at in the studio at a desk

Newsflash! You're Old As Fuck Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 163)

A birthday card with a with a picture of a young boy blowing out candles

That's Right You Big Attention Seeker Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 155)

A greeting card with a picture of a smiling woman holding a big cake

Thats Right Fatty Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 151)

A birthday card with a picture of a woman twirling her big skirt exposing her thighs

Go On, Flash Your Gusset Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 148)

A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling man pointing to text reading Happy birthday knob head

Happy Birthday Knob Head Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 147)

A greeting card with a 1970s picture of a smiling woman holding a tiny present

Happy Birthday You Old Slutbag Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 142)

A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling businesswoman sitting at a desk

You Would Not Believe Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 137)

A birthday card with a 1970s photo of a man lying down seductively in yellow underwear

Fine Specimen Of Manhood Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 124)

A birthday card with a 1970s picture of two men wearing brightly coloured flouncy blouses

Happy Birthday You Big Girls Blouse Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 123)

A birthday card with a 1970s photo of a group of fashion models

You May Not Be As Gay As This Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 118)

A birthday card with a photo of a hunky man in trunks on a beach holding a parasol

Happy Birthday You Big Man Whore Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 111)

A greeting card with a 1970 style picture on a blue studio background of a shocked looking middle aged man

Buggery Stop It! It's Dirty! Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 74)

A birthday card with a 1980s style colour photograph of a smiling young lady

Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 60)

A gay birthday card with a 1950s picture of a man looking to camera

Happy Birthday You Big Knob Jockey Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 28)

A birthday card featuring a recumbent man with a smirk on his face

I Love Gays Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 47)

Fabulous Greetings Cards for Fabulous People

There are plenty of rude birthday cards in the Fabulous range, but you don't need a birthday to send someone a funny card.

Celebrating a holiday, promotion, new baby, or just being an awesome person - there is a greetings card here for each and every occasion. The gay birthday cards are particularly popular, as are the rude cards.

Last date modified: 16th April 2021