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Fabulous birthday greeting cards

Looking for a fabulous birthday card for him or her? Our 'Fabulous' range of greetings cards are just the ticket whether you're looking for something Funny or a little rude - okay well some are 'a lot' rude. Enjoy!

A birthday card with a retro picture of a hand about to dial a number on an old bakerlite phone.  White curved text above and beside the picture reads This is a phone. This is what old people use. Old people like you
£2.50  (DMA 494)
 
A birthday card with a vintage picture of a young woman in a fancy dress and wearing a party hat blowing on a birthday cake candles whilst surrounded by balloons and streamers
£2.50  (DMA 493)
 
A birthday card with a picture of an elderly gentleman lying at the foot of a set of stairs
£2.50  (DMA 490)
 
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling group of senior citizens in the sun.  White text above them reads You know you're old when all your friends smell of piss
£2.50  (DMA 489)
 
A birthday card featuring a vintage photo of a moody looking old man in a smart suit pointing to camera.  White rounded lower case text above him reads Here's your annual reminder that you're still a grumpy old git
£2.50  (DMA 486)
 
£2.50  (DMA 485)
 
A birthday card with the layout of wordle.  Text in the grey, yellow and green boxes read Happy birthday to that Wordle freak
£2.50  (RAN 95)
 
A greeting card with a retro picture of a smiling woman with dark hair wearing a crown and holding a sceptre. Pink and white curved text above her reads You're my Queen
£2.50  (DMA 477)
 
A Mother's Day card featuring an 80s styled smiling woman wearing fluorescent gym gear and holding an award
£2.50  (DMA 475)
 
A birthday card with 1960s picture of a smiling older man with a white box above him
£2.50  (DMA 472)
 
A white greeting card with rounded alternating black and red text surrounded by cute little multicoloured penises
£2.50  (RAN 76)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a weather presenter smiling to camera in front of a map
£2.50  (DMA 459)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a smiling sarcastic looking older woman looking at camera
£2.50  (DMA 456)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a young girl being presented a birthday cake by both her parents
£2.50  (DMA 454)
 
A dark pink greeting card with just the words Nosey Cunt written in very small capital letters in the middle
£2.50  (RAN 75)
 
A birthday card with the title What's your Birthday name?
£2.50  (RAN 73)
 
A birthday card with a retro photo of a 1960's smiling man
£2.50  (DMA 446)
 
Mother Knows Best Funny Card for Mum
£2.50  (DMA 423)
 
A birthday card with a picture of pink roses.  Fancy white text on the front reads Fuck off.
£2.50  (DMA 428)
 
A birthday card featuring a man with a cardboard box on his head
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 425)
 
A greeting card with a photo of young girl dressed up like a southern belle
£2.50  (DMA 418)
 
A greeting card with with a cute picture of smiling naked mole rat
£2.50  (DMA 385)
 
A birthday card featuring a picture of a sarcastic looking woman in a lime green dress
£2.50  (DMA 353)
 
A birthday card with a multicoloured rainbow pattern exploding from the centre
£2.50  (RAN 74)
 
A Fathers Day card with a picture of a cool old guy in an floral shirt
£2.50  (DMA 438)
 
Dogs Are So Much Better Than Kids
£2.50  (DMA 424)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a woman in a red top calling to camera
£2.50  (DMA 420)
 
A greeting card with a picture of a smiling couple
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 417)
 
A greeting card with a an aloof looking woman gazing into the middle distance
£2.50  £0.50  (RAN 23)
 
A funny birthday card about keeping a two metre distance
£2.50  £1.00  (RAN 10)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a bored looking young girl with hear head in her hand
£2.50  (DMA 407)
 
I Love You You Big Cunt
£2.50  (DMA 374)
 
A funny birthday card with Boris Johnson being completely clueless
£2.50  (DMA 401)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a family smiling to the camera at the dinner table
£2.50  (DMA 400)
 
A greeting card with a camp picture of a poodle outside a pink kennel
£2.50  (DMA 398)
 
A birthday card with a smiling young man in a 1970s white tuxedo
£2.50  (DMA 397)
 
A funny birthday card with two retro women in leotards and ankle warmers
£2.50  (DMA 396)
 
A funny Birthday card about your back playing up
£2.50  (DMA 394)
 
A Fathers Day card with a retro image of a businessman jumping in the air
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 392)
 
Order a Take Away Funny Card For Mum
£2.50  (DMA 389)
 
Crazy Cat Mum Funny Mother's Day Card
£2.50  (DMA 388)
 
You'll Do Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  (DMA 372)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling male patient in an hospital bed
£2.50  (DMA 384)
 
A greeting card with a young adult male in a stripy shirt smiling at the camera
£2.50  (DMA 382)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s smiling man looking at camera
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 101)
 
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 369)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s intensely looking man in a suit looking at camera
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 368)
 
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a sassy looking woman with long hair
£2.50  (DMA 367)
 
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a man holding his jacket looking satisfied with himself
£2.50  (DMA 363)
 
A birthday card with a photo of an aloof looking white cat against a red background
£2.50  (DMA 362)
 
A birthday card with a picture of a glamorous woman with a big pink hat
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 358)
 
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a seated old man pointing at a line graph
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 352)
 
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a suave gentleman lying down on the floor
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 343)
 
A funny greeting card with a picture of a smiling man in glasses
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 337)
 
You're Simply Magical Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 332)
 
A funny birthday card with a big tanker on the front
£2.50  (DMA 335)
 
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling retro woman holding a glass of wine
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 333)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a young girl blowing out candles against a background of balloons
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 329)
 
A greeting card with a funny picture of a man in a 1990s shell suit
£2.50  (DMA 325)
 
A greeting card with a dull picture of avocados
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 323)
 
Mother's Ruined Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 306)
 
A birthday card with a photo of a moody looking white cat resting on a pink background
£2.50  (DMA 319)
 
Mums, It's How We Roll Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 193)
 
Mum, You Deserve A Drink Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 194)
 
Mums Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 191)
 
A greeting card with a retro picture of a young woman holding a glass of prosecco
£2.50  (DMA 300)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s close up picture of a smiling mans face
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 200)
 
A Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a man on a tractor
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 205)
 
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a cake with balloons and streamers
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 291)
 
Birthday Stud Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 136)
 
A rude greeting card with a lovely picture of a big pink rosebud
£2.50  (DMA 283)
 
A Fathers Day card with a 1960s image of a man in his garden
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 281)
 
A Fathers Day card featuring a retro image of an astronaut
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 280)
 
A funny Fathers Day card featuring a mundane image of a shed
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 279)
 
Mum, It's Time For Wine Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 268)
 
A Mother's Work Is Never Done Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 267)
 
The Mum The Myth The Legend Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 263)
 
A greeting card with a man holding a placard reading I love anal
£2.50  (DMA 278)
 
A birthday card with a retro picture of two best female friends
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 272)
 
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a cheeky looking female chef
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 271)
 
I'm Not Gay but £20 is £20 Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 253)
 
No Really... I Don't a Shit Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 250)
 
A greeting card with a picture of an angry Donald Trump
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 256)
 
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a man looking at a pint of beer
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 240)
 
A Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a smiling man looking at camera
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 239)
 
A Fathers Day card with a picture of  dad holding a baby
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 238)
 
Behind Every Great Mum Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 227)
 
A birthday card reading Help! please send wine
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 226)
 
Mum Thanks For Not Being Live Everyone Else Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 225)
 
A greeting card with a photo of a unicorn in front of a magical castle
£2.50  (DMA 180)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a young woman smiling and pointing to a blackboard
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 168)
 
A greeting card with a picture of a smiling woman holding a big cake
£2.50  (DMA 151)
 
A birthday card with a  retro picture of a smiling man pointing to text reading Happy birthday knob head
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 147)
 
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling businesswoman sitting at a desk
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 137)
 
A greeting card with a 1970 style picture on a blue studio background of a shocked looking middle aged man
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 74)
 
A birthday card featuring a recumbent man with a smirk on his face
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 47)
 

Fabulous Greetings Cards for Fabulous People

There are plenty of rude birthday cards in the Fabulous range, but you don't need a birthday to send someone a funny card.

Celebrating a holiday, promotion, new baby, or just being an awesome person - there is a greetings card here for each and every occasion. The gay birthday cards are particularly popular, as are the rude cards.

Last date modified: 16th April 2021