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Funny Christmas Cards

Here's a rib-tickling selection of some of our funniest festive cards.

A Christmas card with a picture of Santa Claus sitting down holding a smiling baby in a mini father Christmas outfit

Shit yourself Rude Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 321)

A blue Christmas card with a picture of a smiling Father Christmas looking at the camera and holding a big read sack

Huge package Rude Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 319)

A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman in a pink blouse holding up both hands

Hands up who fancies wine Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 318)

A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a glamourous woman in a fur coat against a red background holding a cocktail glass

Mostly gin Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 317)

A Christmas card with a retro picture of two snowmen models walking against a backdrop of snow and candy canes

Insufferable festive excitement Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 316)

A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a mother reading a Christmas book to her son in front of a festive tree

Mummy needs a glass of wine Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 315)

A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of five children carol singing

Carol singers Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 314)

A Christmas card featuring a historical painting of Jesus and his disciples at the last supper

Water into mulled wine Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 313)

A Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling woman looking into the distance dressed as a festive elf

That look you give Rude Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 311)

A Christmas card with an 80s picture of an old couple smiling as they open a Christmas card

Give an old person something to live for Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 310)

A Christmas card colourful picture of a frowning cat in a red Christmas jumper wearing christmas tree festive glasses against a green backdrop

Merry Christmas from the cat Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 309)

A Christmas card colourful picture of a brown dog in a green Christmas jumper wearing christmas tree festive glasses against a red backdrop

Merry Christmas from the dog Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 308)

A Christmas card with a painting of Jesus, Mary and Joseph riding into Bethlehem of a donkey

Jesus, Mary and Joseph Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 307)

A black Christmas card with multicoloured rounded uppercase text reading Make the yuletide very very gay

Yuletide Very Very Gay Christmas Card

£2.50 (RAN 86)

A simple red Christmas card with lower case white text aligned to one side

Smell of reindeer poo Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (RAN 85)

A Christmas card with a cute cartoon of a guy and a girl in festive knitted jumpers

Cute Couple Christmas Card

£2.50 (RAN 84)

A Christmas card with a cute cartoon of two ladies in festive knitted jumpers

Cute Girls Couple Gay Christmas Card

£2.50 (RAN 83)

A Christmas card with a cute cartoon of two guys in festive knitted jumpers

Cute Guys Couple Gay Christmas Card

£2.50 (RAN 82)

A rainbow explosion Christmas card with curvy white text with a black outline

Very Camp Christmas Card

£2.50 (RAN 81)

A black Christmas card with white and rainbow slanted capital letters reading Have a merry LGBTQIABCOHMYGODYASSBITCHYASSXYZ+ Christmas

Merry LGBTQI+ Christmas

£2.50 (RAN 80)

A Christmas Card with a picture of a couple opening presents

Thanks I hate it Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 304)

A Christmas Card with a 1960s picture of a small girl holding presents

These are mine Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 302)

A Christmas Card featuring a picture of Jesus wishing himself happy birthday

Jesus happy birthday Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 301)

A Christmas Card with a retro picture of a sultry woman

Biggest sassy bitch I know Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 305)

A Christmas Card with a picture of Santa Claus at his desk

Happy new normal Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 303)

A Christmas Card with a 1960s picture of Santa reading a list

Someone's asked for a lot of Wine Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 299)

A Christmas Card with a picture of a smiling woman holding a big roast turkey

Get stuffed Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 297)

A white Christmas card with the government Stay Alert Warning sign border in Festive colours

Eat Sprouts and Cheese Lockdown Christmas Card

£2.50 £0.50 (RAN 44)

A Christmas card with a picture of Father Christmas holding his finger to his mouth as if he is whispering

I Just Farted Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 285)

A Christmas card with a painting of a 1950s couple holding a lamp and reading a book of carols

How Do You Survive Christmas Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 282)

A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman in a red blouse against a green background

Alexa, Cancel Christmas Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 279)

A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of Father Christmas waving from his sleigh

Just Off Down The Pub Funny Christmas Cards

£2.50 £0.50 (DMX 272)

A green Christmas card with a red candy cane border. White, green and red text reads Bah hum bug

Bah Hum Bug Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DXG 18)

A Christmas card featuring a 1950s illustration of a smiliong woman in a white coat holding a bunch of holly

Wishing Peace On Earth This Christmas, Or Failing That Wine Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DXX 27)

A Christmas card with a 1950s illustration of a woman drinking coffee

Coffee First Christmas Later Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DXX 23)

A Christmas Card with a picture of a miserable looking Donald Trump

Merry Christmas Loser Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 19)

A text based Christmas card about an uneventful Christmas

Can't Deal With Any More Drama Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (RAN 39)

A Christmas card with a photo of Boris Johnson looking confused against a blue background

Boris Johnson Level Up Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 14)

A Christmas card with a picture of a happy looking white terrier wearing a stripy scarf and santa hat

Sniffing Your Bottom Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 288)

A Christmas Card with a picture of a big truck driving up a frosty road

Gin Delivery Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 284)

A Christmas card with a picture of a smiling family all in santa or antler hats

Did I Tell You I Was Vegan Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 281)

A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a young girl standing a t a small blackboard on an easel

Merry Christmas Bum Face Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 283)

A Christmas card with a photo of Boris Johnson surrounded by snowflakes

Clueless Boris Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 11)

A Christmas card with a vintage illustration of sacred heart Jesus

Totally Rock The Beard Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 271)

A Christmas card with a 1960s picture a young woman wearing a red nightie lying on a chaise lounge

Wake Up Alcohol Turkey Repeat Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 265)

A Christmas card with a 1960s picture a young woman smiling wearing a winter hat and mittens

Blah Blah Wine Gin Blah Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 264)

A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of Santa looking shocked reading a christmas list

Naughty Donald Trump Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMX 09)

A Christmas card with a retro picture of a family out carol singing

I Need Alcohol Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMX 258)

A Christmas card with a staged photo of Jesus looking intense with his hands clasped

Jesus Christ, It's Christmas Again! Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 257)

A Christmas card with a 1950s picture of a young woman dressed up with a beard as Santa Claus

'Tis The Season To Be Naughty Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMX 251)

A Christmas card with a 1970s picture of a glamorous woman holding a glass of wine

Merry Prosecco Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 249)

A Christmas card with a vintage picture of Father Christmas and two smiling young children

Santa Doesn't Believe In You Either Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 248)

A Christmas card with a photo of Donald Trump pouting in front of a red background with a snowflake pattern

Christmas Kisses From Donald Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 05)

A Christmas card with a 1950s picture of a smiling mother and her two children

What Do You Want For Christmas Mummy Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 246)

A Christmas card with a painting of Jesus surrounded by his disciples

You've Got Two Weeks off Work Thanks To Me Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 242)

A Christmas card with a retro picture of two small girls looking into a toy shop window

Merry Christmas to the Bestest Bestie Ever Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 239)

A Christmas card with a retro picture of festive cats surrounded by lots of Christmas paraphernalia

All I Want For Christmas Is Cats Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 237)

Nice Christmas Funny Card Pack of 10 Multipack

£12.50 (MUL 21)

A Christmas card with a painting of Jesus saying Raise your hand if today is your birthday

Raise Your Hand if it's Your Birthday Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 225)

A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a young woman in a santa outfit

Let's Get Drunk and Blame it on Christmas Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMX 222)

A Christmas card with a retro festive lounge scene

T'was the Night Before Christmas Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMX 228)

A Christmas card with a picture of an old lady in a green jacket holding a big Christmas present

I'm So Excited it's Christmas a Bit of Wee Came Out Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMX 218)

A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a woman holding a cocktail glass

I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMX 215)

A Christmas card with a 1950s illustration of Father Christmas being hugged by two women

You Want To Be On My Naughty List? Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMX 210)

A Christmas card with a painting of Jesus Christ saying OMG! It's such a pain having your birthday at Christmas!<

It's Such A Pain Having Your Birthday At Christmas Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 209)

A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a baby dressed in a Christmas outfit

How Adorable Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMX 203)

A Christmas card with a 1950s illustration of a glamorous woman drinking from a cocktail glass

This Christmas It's Time For Champagne Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DXX 22)

A Christmas card featuring a 1950s illustration of a cute baby deer

Merry Christmas Dear Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DXX 18)

A Christmas card with a vintage illustration of a man in a suit holding a glass of alcohol

Don't Stress About Christmas Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DXX 17)

A Christmas card with a vintage illustration of a smiling woman and a big pile of presents

Merry Christmas Meltdown Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DXX 15)

A Christmas card with a staged photo of Jesus and Mary cradling baby Jesus in the stable

Let's Call Him Wayne Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 194)

A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a mother and her young son sitting by a christmas tree

What Are You Getting This Christmas Mummy Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 193)

A Christmas card with a painting of Jesus holding his hands up and surrounded by loving disciples

It's My Birthday And I Want A Pony! Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 (DMX 179)

A Christmas card with a vintage illustration of a man holding shot glasses against a red background

We Can Do A Civilised Christmas Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DXX 12)

A Christmas card with a vintage illustration of two men drinking alcohol

It's Christmas. Time To Get Wasted On Jagerbombs Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DXX 09)

A text based Christmas card with a red background and white snow

Have A Totes Amazeballs Christmas Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DSX 04)

A text based Christmas card with a red background and white snow

I Bought This Card In The January Sales Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DSX 02)

A text based Christmas card with a red background and white snow

Eat Drink And Be Merry Funny Christmas Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DSX 01)

Last date modified: 24th March 2021