In order for this site to work correctly, and for us to improve the site, we need to store a small file (called a cookie) on your computer.
By continuing to use this website, you agree to our cookies and privacy policy.
  

Please enter your email address below to signup to the newsletter.
Your discount voucher will be displayed here immediately.

E-Mail Address:

     

Flight & Cabin Crew Gifts & Cards

Looking for gifts for flight crew, or cabin crew? We’ve brought together a hilarious selection suitable for both birthdays and Christmas presents and cards, or just as a thank you for a job well done!

The Last Cock I Had Was This Big Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMU 63)

 
Will Fuck For Air Miles Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMZ 100)

 
I Wouldn't Upgrade You Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DME 17)

 Sold Out 
Jet Set Slapper Funny Badge
£0.95  (DMD 63)
 
Merry Christmas Now Fuck Off Back To Economy Rude Christmas Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMX 13)

 
Fuck Off Back To Economy Rude Mug
£7.99  (DMM 01)
 
Have A Mile High Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMA 33)

 
Slut Of The Skies Funny Badge
£0.95  (DMD 1)
 
Slut Of The Skies Funny Keyring
£2.00  (DMK 15)
 
Do I Look Like I Fly Economy? Funny Keyring
£2.00  (DMK 04)
 Sold Out 

You for coffee?

As flight crew, you work with the same bunch for a long time, and it has to get tough ferrying all those passengers back and forth to sunnier climes, doesn’t it? Break up the travel monotony with our bright, colourful and often rude presents and cards, especially for you, the faithful flight attendants and cabin staff!

For cabin crew, air stewards, mileage whores, pilots, or just those who love to Come Fly With Me and see the world this is a range of cards and gifts to suit all classes of travel. But you should always try and turn left! These are very popular with British Airways and Virgin Atlantic – so the crew have told me when I’ve been on their flights.

We now hove lots of other sexy products for cabin crew. As well as cards we also have Key Rings and Fridge Magnets. Don't worry you jet setting bunch, we ship worldwide.

  • All Greeting Cards are coded DMA or DMZ at £1.95
  • All Key Rings are coded DMK at £2.00
  • All Fridge Magnets are coded DMG at £2.75
  • All Badges are coded DMD at £0.95

Thanks for visiting and we hope you find the right gifts for your flight comrades and crew. Remember to let us know what you think and leave us a quick review next to your favourite gift or card – no need to log in, and it takes a few moments! Have a great trip!

Last date modified: 25th June 2017

Home | Shipping & Returns | Contact Us | Conditions of Use | Privacy Policy

Copyright © 1999 - 2017 Dean Morris Cards Ltd

By with Paypal, Visa, Mastercard or American Express

Subscribe to newsletter

E-Mail: 
Copyright © 2017 Dean Morris Cards Ltd

Conditions of Use | Privacy Policy
Shipping | Trade Accounts