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A Smile A Day Funny Birthday Card
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Alexa, Send Wine Funny Birthday Card
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All About Me Funny Fathers Day Card
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An Apple A Day Funny Birthday Card
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As Amazing As Me Funny Birthday Card
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Born to Be Wild Funny Birthday Card
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Hello You Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (BOC 12)
 
I Hate Gold Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.50  (DMU 174)
 
I Love Cock Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 43)
 
If You Must Leave Funny Leaving Card
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Is There Cake Funny Birthday Card
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Just Some Fuckwit Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 157)
 
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£2.50  (DMU 166)
 
Pint Of Beer Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMU 173)
 
Piss Of Kids Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMU 175)
 
Rancid Old Queen Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 353)
 
Satisfying Fart Funny Birthday Card
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£2.50  (DMA 384)
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£2.50  (GUM 36)
 
They're Happy Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 369)
 
Today's Forecast (LARGE CARD) Funny
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Today's Mood Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (BOC 07)
 
Top of the List Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 178)
 
We'll Miss You (LARGE CARD) Leaving
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Whatsapp Group Funny Birthday Card
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Who Farted Funny Birthday Card
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World Fuckwit Day Rude Birthday Card
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Yasss Queen Gay Birthday Card
£2.50  (RAN 01)
 
You Old Cunt Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 35)
 
You're Amazing Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (BOC 10)
 
A Big Thank You (LARGE CARD) Funny
£4.00  (DML 12)
 
All I Need Is Coffee And Wifi Funny Birthday Card
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  (EMP 01)

 
Big Gay Card Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 03)
 
Birthday Boy Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DRO 11)
 
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£2.50  (DMA 362)
 
Birthday Girl Funny Birthday Card
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Birthday Goals Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 16)
 
Blah Blah Happy Birthday Blah Funny Birthday Card
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  (DMR 10)

 
Bored. Please Send Wine Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMA 318)

Classy AF Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 358)
 
Congratrulations to a Couple of Fine Fillies Gay Card
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  (DMC 10)

 
Crazy Cat Lady Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 18)
 
Do You Work Out Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 304)
 
Fuck You Arsehole Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 288)
 
Fuck You Cat Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 319)
Get Off Facebook Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DSS 79)
 
Goodbye Youth Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMU 139)
 
Happy Birthday To The Cabin Crew Queen
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  (DMR 18)

 
Happy Fucking Brexit Rude Birthday Card
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  (DMA 291)

Hello Fuck Off! Rude Birthday Card
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Hip Hip Hooray Funny Birthday Card
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Holy Fuck Wow Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 02)
 
I Hope Your Birthday Involves Copious Amounts of Alcohol Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMU 112)

 
I Love Anal Rude Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 278)
 
I seem to have Strayed From the Gin Aisle Funny Birthday Card
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  (DMU 114)

 
I'm Not Gay Funny Birthday Card
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  (DMU 51)

 
If You Were Jesus Funny Greeting Card
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In a World of Wankers You're an Arsehole Rude Greeting Card
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  (DMU 117)

 
Life Goals Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 330)
 
More Gin Funny Birthday Card
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  (DMA 285)

 
Mother's Ruined Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 306)
 
Office Emergency Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50  (MUL 23)
 
Prosecco Princess Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 300)
 
Sex Lube Porn Poppers Cock Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
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Something Cheap And Nasty, Just Like You Funny Birthday Card
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  (DMU 95)

Squad Goals Funny Greeting Card
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That Cake Is Mine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 131)
 
The Mum The Myth The Legend Funny Greeting Card
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  (DMA 263)

 
This Is You Every Birthday Funny Birthday Card
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  (DMA 242)

To a Special C**t Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 283)
 
Totes Masc Funny Greeting Card
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Yasss Queen Funny Greetings Cards
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You Give Me The Horn Funny Card
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You Put WHAT In Your Mouth...? Funny Birthday Card
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  (DMU 93)

 
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You're A Twat Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 325)
 
You're A Twat Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 352)
 
Your Gin Delivery Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 335)
 
A New Baby Boy Funny Baby Card
£2.50  (DMS 28)
 
A New Baby Girl Funny Baby Card
£2.50  (DMS 29)
 
And The Main News Tonight You're Getting Wasted! Card
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  (DMU 88)

 
Anyone For Tennis - I Mean Wine Funny Birthday Card
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  (DMU 116)

 
Be A Darling Funny Card
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  (DMU 106)

Beer I Love You! Funny Birthday Card
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Best Teacher Funny Greeting Card
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Birthday Boy Funny Birthday Card
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Birthday On Fleek Funny Birthday Card
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  (DMA 329)

 
Bro Do You Even Lift Funny Birthday Card
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  (DMU 113)

 
Butch Man Card Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DSS 57)
 
Cats Are Cunts Rude Greeting Card
£2.50  (CAT 01)
 
Cats Are Evil Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMA 237)

Coffee Slut Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DME 58)
 
Congratulations! You're Now Old Enough For Senior Moments Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMA 236)

Dad, You're The Dogs Funny Birthday Card
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Dads Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 205)
 
Eat More Cake Funny Birthday Card
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  (DMA 252)

 
Enjoy Your Birthday - You'll Be Forgotten Tomorrow
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Facebook Told You, Didn't It... Funny Birthday Card
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  (DMU 98)

 
Fancy A Spit Roast Funny Birthday Card
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  (DMA 209)

Fantastic 30 Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DSS 50)
 
Fuck Men Just Give Me Fabulous Shoes Rude Birthday Card
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  (DMZ 51)

 
Fuck Your Birthday Rude Birthday Card
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George On Ethel Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMZ 96)
 
Get A Fucking Grip Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMA 185)

 
Gumdrop Everyday Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50  (MUL 25)
 
Ha Ha! Ha Ha! Ha Ha! You're Old! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMA 214)

Happy Bday Dad Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DSS 54)
 
Happy Bday Mum Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DSS 55)
 
Happy Birthday Bae Funny Birthday Card
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Happy Birthday Bae Funny Birthday Card
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Happy Birthday To Me Rude Birthday Card
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  (DMU 115)

 
Happy Birthday To The Most Stylish Person I Know Funny Card
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Happy Birthday To You Man Funny Birthday Card
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Happy Birthday To You Woman Funny Birthday Card
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Happy Birthday You Flash Tosser Funny Birthday Card
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Happy Birthday You Old Slapper Funny Birthday Card
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Happy Birthday You Self Centred Macho Prick Funny Birthday Card
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Have A Fab 50 Funny Birthday Card
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Hello, Were You Mis-sold PPI Funny Birthday Card
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  (DMU 78)

 
Here's Some Gratuitous Man Flesh For Your Birthday Funny Card
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  (DMA 196)

 
Hope You Get Lots of Birthday Sex Funny Birthday Card
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  (DMA 275)

 
I am Indifferent To Your Birthday Funny Birthday Card
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  (DMA 270)

I Hope This Card Finds You Well Funny Birthday Card
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  (DMA 248)

 
I Love Birthdays Funny Birthday Card
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  (DMZ 98)

 
I Love Your Hair Funny Birthday Card
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I Need A Poo Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 77)
 
I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am Funny Birthday Card
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I'm So Excited It's Your Birthday A Little Bit Of Wee Came Out
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I'm Too Busy Catching Pokemon Funny Birthday Card
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It Takes A Lot Of Effort To Gossip This Much Funny Birthday Card
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It's All About Me Funny Birthday Card
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It's Your Birthday And I Order You To Get Drunk Funny Birthday Card
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Let's Get Trollied By Lunchtime Funny Birthday Card
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  (DMA 106)

 
Look Who's 21 Funny Birthday Card
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Mr And Mr Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  (DMS 84)
 
Mr And Mrs Funny Wedding Card
£2.50  (DMS 83)
 
Mrs And Mrs Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  (DMS 85)
 
Mum In A Million Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMS 90)
 
Mum Thanks For Not Being Live Everyone Else Card
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  (DMA 225)

 
Mums Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card
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Mums, It's How We Roll Funny Birthday Card
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Never Become Boring Funny Birthday Card
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No Really... I Don't a Shit Funny Birthday Card
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OMG! You're 16 Funny Birthday Card
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Ooh Nice Package Funny Birthday Card
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  (DMU 81)

 
Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Funny Birthday Card
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Proof That Men Funny Birthday Card
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Put Your Feet Up Dad You Lazy Git! Funny Birthday Card
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Right Royal Knees Up Funny Birthday Card
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Smile! It Scares People Funny Birthday Card
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Stressed? Have A Wank Rude Birthday Card
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The Blind Date Funny Birthday Card
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We'll Miss You! Funny Birthday Card
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What, It's Your Birthday! Funny Birthday Card
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  (DMZ 112)

 
Whatever Cat Funny Birthday Card
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Will Fuck For Air Miles Rude Birthday Card
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You Shit Rainbows Rude Birthday Card
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Your Pet Unicorn Funny Birthday Card
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Zero Fucks Given Funny Birthday Card
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Celebrate National Bondage At Work Day Funny Birthday Card
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Dad, Thanks For Not Embarrassing Me Funny Birthday Card
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Dad, You're The Best Funny Birthday Card
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Dad, Youre The Best Funny Birthday Card
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Fantastic News! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DSS 29)
 
Fuck You're Old! Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DSS 37)
 
Fuck! You're Old Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMA 132)

 
Go Fuck Yourself Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 41)
 
Happy Bday Bro Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DSS 05)
 
Happy Birthday Slapper! Funny Birthday Card
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Happy Birthday You Big Girls Blouse Funny Birthday Card
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Happy Birthday You Big Tool Funny Birthday Card
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Hello! Yes You! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DME 09)
 
I Do Believe I'm Wasted Funny Birthday Card
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I Do Believe I'm Wasted Funny Birthday Card
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I Learned To Be A Total Diva From You Funny Birthday Card
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I Love You Funny Birthday Card
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  (DMR 28)

 
It Must Be True Funny Birthday Card
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It's Your Birthday Funny Birthday Card
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  (DSS 17)

Jagerbombs Funny Birthday Card
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Knobhead Brother Funny Birthday Card
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Life Is So Much More Fun Funny Birthday Card
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Like Father Like Son Funny Birthday Card
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Maybe, Just Maybe Funny Birthday Card
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Mum, Thanks For Being Excited When I Came Out Funny Birthday Card
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Mum, You're Almost As Amazing As Me Funny Birthday Card
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Mum, You're The Best Funny Birthday Card
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Nice Pants Funny Birthday Card
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Now Is A Good Time To Freak Out Funny Birthday Card
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Oi Dickhead! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DSS 14)
 
OMFG!! Funny Birthday Card
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Premiership Footballers Funny Birthday Card
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Safe Sex? Funny Birthday Card
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Someone Gives A Toss About Your Birthday Funny Birthday Card
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That's Right You Big Attention Seeker Funny Birthday Card
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Thats Right Fatty Funny Birthday Card
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While I Play Candy Crush Funny Birthday Card
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Wonder Mum Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DME 19)
 
You Would Not Believe Rude Birthday Card
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You're A Total Lush Mum Funny Birthday Card
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Your Age Is No Laughing Matter Funny Birthday Card
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Drinks Are On Me! Funny Birthday Card
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I'm Not As Fake As My Tan Funny Birthday Card
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Tiny Penis Funny Birthday Card
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Shake Your Maracas Mum Funny Birthday Card
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  (DMA 192)

 
Have The Best Birthday Funny Card
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  (DMA 101)

 
60 Glorious Years Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (KEEP 20)
 
I Was Wonderful! How Were You? Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (Break02)

 
Drama Queen Funny Greeting Card
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Be Fabulous Darling! Break A Leg You Ponce! Funny Greeting Card
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Best Wishes Funny Gay Wedding Card
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Congratulations Funny Gay Wedding Card
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Congratulations Funny Gay Wedding Card
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Have A Mile High Birthday Funny Birthday Card
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  (DMA 33)

 
Hope Your Day Is Just As Fabulous Funny Gay Wedding Card
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I Love Gays Funny Birthday Card
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Minge Fanny? Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMR 03)
 
To A Fabulous Couple Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMC 06)

 
Keep Calm It's Only Christmas - Green Funny Christmas Card
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