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A white greeting card with rounded alternating black and red text surrounded by cute little multicoloured penises
£2.50  (RAN 76)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a weather presenter smiling to camera in front of a map
£2.50  (DMA 459)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a smiling sarcastic looking older woman looking at camera
£2.50  (DMA 456)
 
A birthday card with a retro photo of a young girl being presented a birthday cake by both her parents
£2.50  (DMA 454)
 
A birthday card with a 1970s picture of a woman smiling using an exercising bike
£2.50  (DMU 214)
 
A red birthday card with a 1960s photo of a young woman praying in a blue blouse
£2.50  (DMU 212)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a male and female couple, hands raised over their eyes looking at camera
£2.50  (DMU 211)
 
A dark pink greeting card with just the words Nosey Cunt written in very small capital letters in the middle
£2.50  (RAN 75)
 
A birthday card with the title What's your Birthday name?
£2.50  (RAN 73)
 
A birthday card with a multicoloured rainbow pattern exploding from the centre
£2.50  (RAN 74)
 
A white greeting card with a picture of a multicoloured pie chart
£2.50  (RAN 71)
 
A birthday card with a 1970s photo of a young man
£2.50  (DMU 210)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a young girl hugging and kissing a young boy
£2.50  (DMU 208)
 
Satisfying shit Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (RAN 70)
 
Word search Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (RAN 67)
 
Massive slutbag rude birthday card
£2.50  (DMU 206)
 
I love my cat funny greeting card
£2.50  (DMU 205)
 
Blow harder! funny birthday card
£2.50  (DMU 202)
 
A birthday card with a retro photo of a 1960's smiling man
£2.50  (DMA 446)
 
Dogs Are So Much Better Than Kids
£2.50  (DMA 424)
 
Mother Knows Best Funny Card for Mum
£2.50  (DMA 423)
 
New Name New You Transition Card
£2.50  (RAN 35)
 
Happy Totally Gay Birthday To You
£2.50  (RAN 40)
 
A birthday card with a picture of pink roses.  Fancy white text on the front reads Fuck off.
£2.50  (DMA 428)
 
A greeting card with a photo of young girl dressed up like a southern belle
£2.50  (DMA 418)
 
Happy LGBTQI+ Birthday Card
£2.50  (RAN 06)
 
Pretty Fucking Gay Greeting Card
£2.50  (RAN 05)
 
Fabulous Gayness Birthday Card
£2.50  (RAN 04)
 
Love is Love Greeting Card
£2.50  (RAN 03)
 
A funny birthday card with Boris Johnson being completely clueless
£2.50  (DMA 401)
 
Gym Wanker Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (GUM 39)
 
Don't Grow Up Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 38)
 
A greeting card with with a cute picture of smiling naked mole rat
£2.50  (DMA 385)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling male patient in an hospital bed
£2.50  (DMA 384)
 
Hello You Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (BOC 12)
 
You're Amazing Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (BOC 10)
 
World Fuckwit Day Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (BOC 08)
 
Today's Mood Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (BOC 07)
 
A Smile A Day Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (BOC 04)
 
An Apple A Day Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (BOC 02)
 
Happy Whatever Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (BOC 01)
 
Nice big card suitable for a group leaving card. A jet black card with the words We’ll miss you!
£4.00  (DML 22)
 
A purple card with a retro-style photo of a weather presenter pointing to the forecast
£4.00  (DML 21)
 
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 369)
 
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a man holding his jacket looking satisfied with himself
£2.50  (DMA 363)
 
Silly Insults Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 36)
 
You Old Cunt Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 35)
 
A birthday card featuring a picture of a sarcastic looking woman in a lime green dress
£2.50  (DMA 353)
 
Yasss Queen Gay Birthday Card
£2.50  (RAN 01)
 
A bold pink engagement card with the words You’ve only got engaged!
£2.50  £1.00  (DRO 24)
 
A light blue thank you card with the words Cheers ears!
£2.50  (DRO 21)
 
Keep Calm You're only 80 Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (KEEP 15)
 
The World is your oyster Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 07)
 
Wanna Bang? Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  (DMU 183)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a woman in a red top calling to camera
£2.50  (DMA 420)
 
The Blind Date Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMZ 34)
 
A birthday card with a 1970s picture and smartly dressed old man
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 203)
 
Happy New Normal Birthday To You Card
£2.50  (DMU 196)
 
Can We Have Sex Now Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMU 68)
 
Ooh Nice Package Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMU 81)
The Sky Is The Limit Luggage Tag
£7.00  £1.50  (LUG 08)
 
I Wouldn't Upgrade You Luggage Tag
£7.00  £1.50  (LUG 10)
 
To A Fabulous Couple Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMC 06)
 
Be There In Person Rude Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMU 187)
 
A greeting card with a picture of a smiling couple
£2.50  (DMA 417)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a bored looking young girl with hear head in her hand
£2.50  (DMA 407)
 
Happy Fucking Birthday Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMZ 108)
 
Top of the List Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 178)
 
A Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of a loving family
£2.50  (DMU 175)
 
A funny Fathers Day card about playing golf
£2.50  (DMU 174)
 
A greeting card with a picture of lots of cats all on top of each other
£2.50  (DMA 402)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a family smiling to the camera at the dinner table
£2.50  (DMA 400)
 
A greeting card with a camp picture of a poodle outside a pink kennel
£2.50  (DMA 398)
 
A birthday card with a smiling young man in a 1970s white tuxedo
£2.50  (DMA 397)
 
A funny birthday card with two retro women in leotards and ankle warmers
£2.50  (DMA 396)
 
A funny Birthday card about your back playing up
£2.50  (DMA 394)
 
A Fathers Day card with a retro image of a businessman jumping in the air
£2.50  (DMA 392)
 
Proof That Men Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMZ 13)
 
Best Wishes Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMC 04)
 
Whatsapp Group Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 168)
 
Make Birthdays Great Again Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 167)
 
Alexa, Send Wine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 164)
 
Who Farted Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 163)
A greeting card with a young adult male in a stripy shirt smiling at the camera
£2.50  (DMA 382)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s smiling man looking at camera
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 101)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s intensely looking man in a suit looking at camera
£2.50  (DMA 368)
 
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a sassy looking woman with long hair
£2.50  (DMA 367)
 
A birthday card with a photo of an aloof looking white cat against a red background
£2.50  (DMA 362)
 
You Give Me The Horn Funny Card
£2.50  (DMU 155)
 
Hope I'm Getting A Blowjob Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMU 33)
 
Hello Fuck Off! Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 152)
 
A birthday card with a picture of a glamorous woman with a big pink hat
£2.50  (DMA 358)
 
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a seated old man pointing at a line graph
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 352)
 
Drunk And Disorderly Funny Father's Day Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 348)
 
Hip Hip Hooray Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 32)
 
Less Exercise More Pizza Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 141)
 
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a suave gentleman lying down on the floor
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 343)
 
A funny greeting card with a picture of a smiling man in glasses
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 337)
 
A funny birthday card with a big tanker on the front
£2.50  (DMA 335)
 
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling retro woman holding a glass of wine
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 333)
 
Gumdrop Everyday Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50  (MUL 25)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a young girl blowing out candles against a background of balloons
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 329)
 
A birthday card with a retro picture of Jesus against a glowing light
£2.50  (DMA 328)
 
A greeting card with a funny picture of a man in a 1990s shell suit
£2.50  (DMA 325)
 
A greeting card with a dull picture of avocados
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 323)
 
Behind Every Great Man Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 322)
Goodbye Youth Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMU 139)
 
A burgundy retro-style greeting card with a woman looking hopefully up at a man that she has her arms around
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 134)
 
Mother's Ruined Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 306)
 
Office Emergency Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50  (MUL 23)
 
You Vile Old Bitch Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 133)
 
That Cake Is Mine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 131)
 
A birthday card with a photo of a moody looking white cat resting on a pink background
£2.50  (DMA 319)
 
Mums, It's How We Roll Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 193)
 
Mum, You Deserve A Drink Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 194)
 
Mums Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 191)
 
A birthday card with a 1970s picture of three people exercising in a park
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 304)
 
A greeting card with a retro picture of a young woman holding a glass of prosecco
£2.50  (DMA 300)
 
A birthday card with a 1970s picture of three stylish men modelling 70s fashion
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 298)
 
Crazy Cat Lady Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 18)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s close up picture of a smiling mans face
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 200)
 
A Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a man on a tractor
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 205)
 
Bro Do You Even Lift Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 113)
 
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a cake with balloons and streamers
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 291)
 
Birthday Goals Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 16)
 
Big Gay Card Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 03)
 
Holy Fuck Wow Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (GUM 02)
 
Wanna Netflix and Chill Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (GUM 01)
 
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a smiling young woman holding a cocktail glass
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 106)
 
A rude greeting card with a lovely picture of a big pink rosebud
£2.50  (DMA 283)
 
A Fathers Day card with a 1960s image of a man in his garden
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 281)
 
Mum, It's Time For Wine Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 268)
 
A Mother's Work Is Never Done Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 267)
 
The Mum The Myth The Legend Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 263)
 
A greeting card with a man holding a placard reading I love anal
£2.50  (DMA 278)
 
A birthday card with a retro picture of two best female friends
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 272)
 
I'm Too Busy Catching Pokemon Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 276)
 
No Really... I Don't a Shit Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 250)
 
Nice big thank you card suitable for a group card. Has the words A big thank you
£4.00  (DML 12)
 
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a man looking at a pint of beer
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 240)
 
A Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a smiling man looking at camera
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 239)
 
A Fathers Day card with a picture of  dad holding a baby
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 238)
 
Behind Every Great Mum Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 227)
 
A birthday card reading Help! please send wine
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 226)
 
Mum Thanks For Not Being Live Everyone Else Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 225)
 
A bold pink birthday card with the words Get off Facebook! It’s your birthday
£2.50  (DSS 79)
 
Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 79)
 
Hello, Were You Mis-sold PPI Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 78)
 
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a middle aged man sitting at a drum kit
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 188)
 
A purple birthday card with the words Look who’s all grown up!
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 77)
 
Whatever Cat Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 74)
A greeting card with a photo of a unicorn in front of a magical castle
£2.50  (DMA 180)
 
Coffee Slut Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DME 58)
 
You Shit Rainbows Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DME 57)
 
I Deserve A Bloody Medal Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 70)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a young woman smiling and pointing to a blackboard
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 168)
 
A birthday card with a picture of a woman looking intensely at her iPad
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 167)
 
A bright yellow card with the words A big thank you. It's so big it won't even fit on this card
£2.50  (DSS 59)
 
A vibrant pink card with the words We’ll miss you! For about 5 minutes…
£2.50  (DSS 58)
 
A dark purple card with the words Butch man card hope it doesn’t give you a paper cut
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 57)
 
A bright pink card with the words Happy bday mum in capitalised yellow, white and green chunky font
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 55)
 
A light blue card with the words Happy bday dad in capitalised pink, white and dark blue chunky font
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 54)
 
A bold pink birthday card with the words ‘Fantastic 30’ in capitalised blue and white chunky font
£2.50  (DSS 50)
 
A dark pink birthday card with the words OMG! You’re 16
£2.50  (DSS 47)
 
I Love Your Hair Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMZ 116)
 
Mum, You Deserve A Medal Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DME 42)
 
Mum, Have A Drink Or Ten Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DME 41)
 
A greeting card with a picture of a smiling woman holding a big cake
£2.50  (DMA 151)
 
A bright orange card with the words I’m not as fake as my tan in capitalised white, chunky font and an arrow pointing upwards
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 43)
 
A dark pink card with the words Drinks are on me! in capitalised white, chunky font and an arrow pointing upwards
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 42)
 
A jazzy purple birthday card with the words I’m not going to sugar the pill fuck you’re old!
£2.50  (DSS 37)
 
A bold red congratulations card with the words Fantastic news!
£2.50  (DSS 29)
 
Mum In A Million Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 90)
 
A Fathers Day card reading Dad is the best at many things
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 25)
 
A jazzy pink card with the words Mum you’re the best at necking a bottle of wine quicker than anyone else I know
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 20)
 
A light green card with the words You’re a total lush mum but I love you for it
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 19)
 
A purple birthday card with the words Oi dick head! Now I’ve got your attention happy birthday
£2.50  (DSS 14)
 
A bright blue birthday card with the words Happy birthday you big tool in capitalised white and pink chunky font
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 07)
 
A light pink birthday card with the words Today is all about you no change there then!
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 01)
 
A birthday card with a  retro picture of a smiling man pointing to text reading Happy birthday knob head
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 147)
 
Mrs And Mrs Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 85)
 
Mr And Mr Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 84)
 
A lilac wedding card with a white border all the way around and a white crown symbol at the top
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 83)
Top Marks To A Great Teacher Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 79)
 
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling businesswoman sitting at a desk
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 137)
 
Right Royal Knees Up Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 57)
 
Happy Birthday To A Great Son Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 72)
 
Best Teacher Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 69)
When Life Gives You Lemons Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 67)
 
A keep calm style Fathers Day card about putting your feet up
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 65)
 
Premiership Footballers Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 47)
 
A grey birthday card with a white crown symbol at the top
£2.50  £0.50  (KEEP 20)
Save Water Drink Champagne Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 54)
 
Put Your Feet Up Mum Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 52)
 
Jagerbombs Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DME 24)
 
Wonder Mum Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DME 19)
 
Hello! Yes You! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DME 09)
 
Don't You Know Who I Am Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 45)
 
A Fathers Day card reading my dad is the best
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 37)
 
A bold red birthday card with a white crown symbol at the top
£2.50  £0.50  (KEEP 14)
 
Let Me Put You On Hold Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 38)
 
Queen Of The F***ing Universe Luggage Tag Funny
£7.00  £1.50  (LUG 05)
 
Union Jack Luggage Tag Funny
£7.00  £1.50  (LUG 03)
 
A dark purple card with ‘fantastic 30’ written in dark pink and light blue, big bold font
£2.50  £1.00  (DMN 01)
 
I Used To Believe In True Love Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMZ 109)
 
The Guys Always Got Together Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMZ 107)
 
Keep Calm You're Only 30 Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (KEEP 09)
 
Keep Calm You're Only 30 Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (KEEP 09)
 
Maybe, Just Maybe Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMU 30)
 
A greeting card with a 1970 style picture on a blue studio background of a shocked looking middle aged man
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 74)
 
Drama Queen Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (Break 04)
 
Have A Great Opening Night Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (Break03)
 
I Was Wonderful! How Were You? Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (Break02)
 
Congratulations Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMC 07)
 
A birthday card featuring a recumbent man with a smirk on his face
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 47)
 
Minge Fanny? Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMR 03)
 
With so many ranges to choose from we have put together this page that features all of non-seasonal cards. If you are looking for Christmas, Mothers Day, Fathers Day or Valentines you can find them here.
Last date modified: 16th April 2021