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Satisfying shit Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (RAN 70)
 
Word search Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (RAN 67)
 
Massive slutbag rude birthday card
£2.50  (DMU 206)
 
I love my cat funny greeting card
£2.50  (DMU 205)
 
Blow harder! funny birthday card
£2.50  (DMU 202)
 
You old bastard rude birthday card
£2.50  (DMA 446)
 
Wanna Bang? Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  (DMU 183)
 
Dogs Are So Much Better Than Kids
£2.50  (DMA 424)
 
Mother Knows Best Funny Card for Mum
£2.50  (DMA 423)
 
New Name New You Transition Card
£2.50  (RAN 35)
 
Happy Totally Gay Birthday To You
£2.50  (RAN 40)
 
Fuck Off Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 428)
 
Stay Classy Stay Sassy Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 418)
 
Happy LGBTQI+ Birthday Card
£2.50  (RAN 06)
 
Pretty Fucking Gay Greeting Card
£2.50  (RAN 05)
 
Fabulous Gayness Birthday Card
£2.50  (RAN 04)
 
Love is Love Greeting Card
£2.50  (RAN 03)
 
Top of the List Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 178)
 
Clueless Boris Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 401)
 
Gym Wanker Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (GUM 39)
 
Don't Grow Up Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 38)
 
Whatsapp Group Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 168)
 
Who Farted Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 163)
 
Naked Mole Rat Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 385)
 
Shit The Bed! Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 384)
 
Hello You Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (BOC 12)
 
You're Amazing Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (BOC 10)
 
World Fuckwit Day Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (BOC 08)
 
Today's Mood Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (BOC 07)
 
A Smile A Day Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (BOC 04)
 
An Apple A Day Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (BOC 02)
 
Happy Whatever Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (BOC 01)
 
We'll Miss You (LARGE CARD) Leaving
£4.00  (DML 22)
 
Today's Forecast (LARGE CARD) Funny
£4.00  (DML 21)
 
They're Happy Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 369)
 
Satisfying Fart Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 363)
 
Silly Insults Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 36)
 
You Old Cunt Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 35)
 
Rancid Old Queen Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 353)
 
Yasss Queen Gay Birthday Card
£2.50  (RAN 01)
 
You've Only Got Engaged! Funny Wedding Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DRO 24)
 
Cheers Ears! Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DRO 21)
 
The World is your oyster Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 07)
 
Fuckface! Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 420)
 
The Blind Date Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMZ 34)
 
Fuck Your Birthday Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 203)
 
Happy New Normal Birthday To You Card
£2.50  (DMU 196)
 
Can We Have Sex Now Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 68)
 
Ooh Nice Package Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMU 81)
 
The Sky Is The Limit Luggage Tag
£7.00  £1.50  (LUG 08)
 
I Wouldn't Upgrade You Luggage Tag
£7.00  £1.50  (LUG 10)
 
To A Fabulous Couple Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMC 06)
 
Be There In Person Rude Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMU 187)
 
When Everything Is Shit Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 417)
 
Can't Be Fucked Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 407)
 
Happy Fucking Birthday Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMZ 108)
 
Piss Of Kids Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMU 175)
 
Golf is for Middle Management
£2.50  (DMU 174)
 
Pint Of Beer Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMU 173)
 
8 out of 10 Cats Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 402)
 
Fake Smiles Everyone
£2.50  (DMA 400)
 
Fuck The Haters Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 398)
 
Even Wankers Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 397)
 
As Amazing As Me Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 396)
 
Born to Be Wild Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 394)
 
All About Me Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.50  (DMA 392)
 
Proof That Men Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMZ 13)
 
Best Wishes Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMC 04)
 
Alexa, Send Wine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 164)
 
You're Also A Cunt Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 382)
 
Have The Best Birthday Funny Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 101)
 
Colossal Prick Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 368)
 
Chin Up Dear Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 367)
 
Birthday Cat Says Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 362)
 
You Give Me The Horn Funny Card
£2.50  (DMU 155)
 
Hope I'm Getting A Blowjob Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMU 33)
 
Hello Fuck Off! Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 152)
 
Classy AF Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 358)
 
You're A Twat Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 352)
 
Drunk And Disorderly Funny Father's Day Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 348)
 
Hip Hip Hooray Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 32)
 
Less Exercise More Pizza Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 141)
 
Totes Masc Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 343)
 
Everyone Thinks You're A Knob Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 340)
 
Older And Still No Wiser Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 337)
 
Your Gin Delivery Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 335)
 
My Favourite Food Group Is Wine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 333)
 
Gumdrop Everyday Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50  (MUL 25)
 
Life Goals Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 330)
Birthday On Fleek Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 329)
 
If You Were Jesus Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 328)
 
You're A Twat Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 325)
 
You Enjoy Your Avocado Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 323)
 
Behind Every Great Man Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 322)
Goodbye Youth Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMU 139)
 
You Don't Need To Remind Me Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 134)
 
Mother's Ruined Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 306)
 
Office Emergency Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50  (MUL 23)
 
You Vile Old Bitch Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 133)
 
Be A Darling Funny Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 106)
 
That Cake Is Mine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 131)
 
Fuck You Cat Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 319)
 
Mums, It's How We Roll Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 193)
 
Mum, You Deserve A Drink Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 194)
 
Mums Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 191)
 
Do You Work Out Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 304)
 
Prosecco Princess Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 300)
 
Squad Goals Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 298)
 
Crazy Cat Lady Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 18)
 
Happy Birthday To You Man Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 200)
 
Dads Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 205)
 
Bro Do You Even Lift Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 113)
 
Happy Fucking Brexit Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 291)
 
Birthday Goals Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 16)
 
Big Gay Card Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 03)
 
Holy Fuck Wow Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (GUM 02)
 
Wanna Netflix and Chill Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (GUM 01)
 
Let's Get Trollied By Lunchtime Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 106)
 
To a Special C**t Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 283)
 
Dad, You've Got This Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 281)
 
Mum, It's Time For Wine Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 268)
 
Mum. You're Awesome Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 264)
 
The Mum The Myth The Legend Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 263)
 
I Love Anal Rude Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 278)
 
Happy Birthday Bae Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 272)
 
I'm Too Busy Catching Pokemon Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 276)
 
OMG! I'm So Excited it's Your Birthday Funny Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 103)
 
No Really... I Don't a Shit Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 250)
 
A Big Thank You (LARGE CARD) Funny
£4.00  (DML 12)
 
Beer I Love You! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 240)
 
Dad You're A Legend! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 239)
 
My Dad Is Awesome! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 238)
 
Behind Every Great Mum Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 227)
 
Help! Please Send Wine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 226)
 
Mum Thanks For Not Being Live Everyone Else Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 225)
 
Birthday Girl Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DRO 12)
Get Off Facebook Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DSS 79)
 
Shake Your Maracas Mum Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 192)
 
Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 79)
 
Hello, Were You Mis-sold PPI Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 78)
 
Never Become Boring Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 188)
 
Get A Fucking Grip Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 185)
 
Look Who's All Grown Up! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 77)
 
Holy Crap You're Old! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 75)
Whatever Cat Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 74)
Your Pet Unicorn Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 180)
 
Coffee Slut Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DME 58)
 
You Shit Rainbows Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DME 57)
 
I Deserve A Bloody Medal Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 70)
 
Happy Birthday Clever Cloggs Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 168)
 
While I Play Candy Crush Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 167)
 
We'll Miss You! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DSS 58)
 
Butch Man Card Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 57)
 
Happy Bday Mum Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 55)
 
Happy Bday Dad Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 54)
 
Fantastic 30 Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DSS 50)
 
OMG! You're 16 Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DSS 47)
 
I Love Your Hair Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMZ 116)
 
Dad, Youre The Best Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DME 45)
Mum, You Deserve A Medal Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DME 42)
 
Mum, Have A Drink Or Ten Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DME 41)
 
Thats Right Fatty Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 151)
 
I'm Not As Fake As My Tan Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 43)
 
Drinks Are On Me! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 42)
 
Fuck You're Old! Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DSS 37)
 
Fantastic News! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DSS 29)
 
Simply The Best Mum Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 91)
Mum In A Million Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 90)
 
Like Father Like Son Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 26)
Dad, You're The Best Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 25)
 
Mum, You're The Best Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 20)
 
You're A Total Lush Mum Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 19)
 
It's Your Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 17)
 
Oi Dickhead! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DSS 14)
 
Happy Birthday You Big Tool Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 07)
 
Today Is All About You Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 01)
 
Happy Birthday Knob Head Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 147)
 
Mrs And Mrs Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 85)
 
Mr And Mr Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 84)
 
Mr And Mrs Funny Wedding Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 83)
Top Marks To A Great Teacher Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 79)
 
You Would Not Believe Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 137)
 
It's All About Me Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 58)
 
Right Royal Knees Up Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 57)
 
Best Teacher Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 69)
Put Your Feet Up Dad Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 65)
 
Premiership Footballers Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 47)
 
60 Glorious Years Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (KEEP 20)
 
Save Water Drink Champagne Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 54)
 
To The Best Mum In The World Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 53)
 
Put Your Feet Up Mum Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 52)
 
Jagerbombs Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DME 24)
 
Wonder Mum Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DME 19)
 
Stop Being So Fabulous Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DME 14)
 
Hello! Yes You! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DME 09)
 
Life Is So Much More Fun Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DME 02)
 
Don't You Know Who I Am Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 45)
 
My Dad Is The Best Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 37)
 
Keep Calm You're Only 70 Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (KEEP 14)
 
Keep Calm You're Only 60 Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (KEEP 13)
Let Me Put You On Hold Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 38)
 
Queen Of The F***ing Universe Luggage Tag Funny
£7.00  £1.50  (LUG 05)
 
Union Jack Luggage Tag Funny
£7.00  £1.50  (LUG 03)
 
Fantastic 30 Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMN 01)
 
I Used To Believe In True Love Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMZ 109)
 
Keep Calm You're Only 40 Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (KEEP 10)
 
Keep Calm You're Only 30 Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (KEEP 09)
 
Keep Calm You're Only 30 Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (KEEP 09)
 
Happy Birthday Tinsel Tits Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 108)
 
Maybe, Just Maybe Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMU 30)
 
Shut Up And Deal With It Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 17)
 
Buggery  Stop It! It's Dirty! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 74)
 
Drama Queen Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (Break 04)
 
Have A Great Opening Night Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (Break03)
 
I Was Wonderful! How Were You? Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (Break02)
 
Congratulations Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMC 07)
 
I Love Gays Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 47)
 
Jack Suggests Anal Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMZ 92)
Minge Fanny? Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMR 03)
 
With so many ranges to choose from we have put together this page that features all of non-seasonal cards. If you are looking for Christmas, Mothers Day, Fathers Day or Valentines you can find them here.
Last date modified: 16th April 2021