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A birthday card with a retro picture of two young woman looking at each other.  One is saying You're so outrageous and inappropriate. Can we be friends?
£2.50  (DMU 224)
 
A birthday card with a 1960's picture of a wealthy looking woman holding up theatre glasses and looking at camera smiling
£2.50  (DMU 223)
 
A birthday card with a retro picture of a hand about to dial a number on an old bakerlite phone.  White curved text above and beside the picture reads This is a phone. This is what old people use. Old people like you
£2.50  (DMA 494)
 
A birthday card with a vintage picture of a young woman in a fancy dress and wearing a party hat blowing on a birthday cake candles whilst surrounded by balloons and streamers
£2.50  (DMA 493)
 
A birthday card with a picture of an elderly gentleman lying at the foot of a set of stairs
£2.50  (DMA 490)
 
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling group of senior citizens in the sun.  White text above them reads You know you're old when all your friends smell of piss
£2.50  (DMA 489)
 
A birthday card featuring a vintage photo of a moody looking old man in a smart suit pointing to camera.  White rounded lower case text above him reads Here's your annual reminder that you're still a grumpy old git
£2.50  (DMA 486)
 
£2.50  (DMA 485)
 
A birthday card with the layout of wordle.  Text in the grey, yellow and green boxes read Happy birthday to that Wordle freak
£2.50  (RAN 95)
 
A white birthday card with a semi circular rainbow and underneath black curved text reads Proud as fuck
£2.50  (RAN 90)
 
A greeting card with a retro picture of a smiling woman with dark hair wearing a crown and holding a sceptre. Pink and white curved text above her reads You're my Queen
£2.50  (DMA 477)
 
A Mother's Day card featuring an 80s styled smiling woman wearing fluorescent gym gear and holding an award
£2.50  (DMA 475)
 
A birthday card with 1960s picture of a smiling older man with a white box above him
£2.50  (DMA 472)
 
A white greeting card with rounded alternating black and red text surrounded by cute little multicoloured penises
£2.50  (RAN 76)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a weather presenter smiling to camera in front of a map
£2.50  (DMA 459)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a smiling sarcastic looking older woman looking at camera
£2.50  (DMA 456)
 
A birthday card with a retro photo of a young girl being presented a birthday cake by both her parents
£2.50  (DMA 454)
 
A birthday card with a 1970s picture of a woman smiling using an exercising bike
£2.50  (DMU 214)
 
A red birthday card with a 1960s photo of a young woman praying in a blue blouse
£2.50  (DMU 212)
 
A dark pink greeting card with just the words Nosey Cunt written in very small capital letters in the middle
£2.50  (RAN 75)
 
A birthday card with the title What's your Birthday name?
£2.50  (RAN 73)
 
A white greeting card with a picture of a multicoloured pie chart
£2.50  (RAN 71)
 
Satisfying shit Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (RAN 70)
 
Word search Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (RAN 67)
 
A birthday card with a retro photo of a 1960's smiling man
£2.50  (DMA 446)
 
Mother Knows Best Funny Card for Mum
£2.50  (DMA 423)
 
New Name New You Transition Card
£2.50  (RAN 35)
 
Happy Totally Gay Birthday To You
£2.50  (RAN 40)
 
A birthday card with a picture of pink roses.  Fancy white text on the front reads Fuck off.
£2.50  (DMA 428)
 
A greeting card with a photo of young girl dressed up like a southern belle
£2.50  (DMA 418)
 
Happy LGBTQI+ Birthday Card
£2.50  (RAN 06)
 
Pretty Fucking Gay Greeting Card
£2.50  (RAN 05)
 
Fabulous Gayness Birthday Card
£2.50  (RAN 04)
 
Love is Love Greeting Card
£2.50  (RAN 03)
 
Gym Wanker Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (GUM 39)
 
A greeting card with with a cute picture of smiling naked mole rat
£2.50  (DMA 385)
 
A jet black card with the words ‘Hello you!’ in capitalised pastel rainbow font
£2.50  £1.00  (BOC 12)
 
A brilliant white card with the words ‘I got you this card what more do you want’ in capitalised, chunky black font
£2.50  £1.00  (BOC 11)
 
A jet black card with the words ‘You’re amazing! Happy birthday’ in capitalised white font. The word ‘Amazing’ is in capitalised, pastel rainbow font
£2.50  £1.00  (BOC 10)
 
A bright white card with the words ‘Think happy thoughts’ in capitalised black font
£2.50  £1.00  (BOC 09)
 
A jet black card with the words ‘Congratulations I heard it was world fuckwit day #worldfuckwitday’ in capitalised, chunky pink, white and blue font.
£2.50  £1.00  (BOC 08)
 
A jet black card with the words ‘Today’s mood bitchy with a strong chance of not giving a fuck’ in capitalised light pink, blue and white font.
£2.50  £1.00  (BOC 07)
 
A bright white card with the words ‘I’d bake you a cake if I knew how to use an oven’ in capitalised black and lilac font.
£2.50  £1.00  (BOC 06)
 
A brilliant white card with the word ‘A smile a day keeps the wankers away’ in capitalised, chunky black font. The word ‘Wankers’ is in capitalised, pastel rainbow font.
£2.50  £1.00  (BOC 04)
 
A jet black card with the words ‘Instagram this card’ in capitalised, slanted white font.
£2.50  £1.00  (BOC 03)
 
A dazzling white card with the words An apple a day is not as much fun as a gin a day
£2.50  £1.00  (BOC 02)
 
A jet black card with the words ‘Happy whatever’ in capitalised, chunky white and pastel rainbow font
£2.50  £1.00  (BOC 01)
 
Nice big card suitable for a group leaving card. A jet black card with the words We’ll miss you!
£4.00  (DML 22)
 
A purple card with a retro-style photo of a weather presenter pointing to the forecast
£4.00  (DML 21)
 
Silly Insults Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 36)
 
You Old Cunt Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 35)
 
A birthday card featuring a picture of a sarcastic looking woman in a lime green dress
£2.50  (DMA 353)
 
Yasss Queen Gay Birthday Card
£2.50  (RAN 01)
 
A bold pink engagement card with the words You’ve only got engaged!
£2.50  £1.00  (DRO 24)
 
A light blue thank you card with the words Cheers ears!
£2.50  (DRO 21)
 
£12.50  £7.50  (MUL 39)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a male and female couple, hands raised over their eyes looking at camera
£2.50  (DMU 211)
 
A birthday card with a multicoloured rainbow pattern exploding from the centre
£2.50  (RAN 74)
 
A birthday card with a 1970s photo of a young man
£2.50  (DMU 210)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a young girl hugging and kissing a young boy
£2.50  (DMU 208)
 
The World is your oyster Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 07)
 
Massive slutbag rude birthday card
£2.50  (DMU 206)
 
I love my cat funny greeting card
£2.50  (DMU 205)
 
Blow harder! funny birthday card
£2.50  (DMU 202)
 
Wanna Bang? Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  (DMU 183)
 
Dogs Are So Much Better Than Kids
£2.50  (DMA 424)
 
TikTok Famous Size Ten Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 189)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a woman in a red top calling to camera
£2.50  (DMA 420)
 
A birthday card with a retro style colour photo of two men sat awkwardly on a bench wearing very similar clothing
£2.50  £1.00  (DMZ 34)
 
Happy New Normal Birthday To You Card
£2.50  (DMU 196)
 
Can We Have Sex Now Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMU 68)
 
The Sky Is The Limit Luggage Tag
£7.00  £1.50  (LUG 08)
 
I Wouldn't Upgrade You Luggage Tag
£7.00  £1.50  (LUG 10)
 
To A Fabulous Couple Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMC 06)
 
Be There In Person Rude Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMU 187)
 
A greeting card with a picture of a smiling couple
£2.50  (DMA 417)
 
All I Want Is A New President Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 182)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a bored looking young girl with hear head in her hand
£2.50  (DMA 407)
 
I Love You You Big Cunt
£2.50  (DMA 374)
 
Top of the List Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 178)
 
A Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of a loving family
£2.50  (DMU 175)
 
A greeting card with a picture of lots of cats all on top of each other
£2.50  (DMA 402)
 
A funny birthday card with Boris Johnson being completely clueless
£2.50  (DMA 401)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a family smiling to the camera at the dinner table
£2.50  (DMA 400)
 
A greeting card with a camp picture of a poodle outside a pink kennel
£2.50  (DMA 398)
 
A birthday card with a smiling young man in a 1970s white tuxedo
£2.50  (DMA 397)
 
A funny birthday card with two retro women in leotards and ankle warmers
£2.50  (DMA 396)
 
A funny Birthday card about your back playing up
£2.50  (DMA 394)
 
A Fathers Day card with a retro image of a businessman jumping in the air
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 392)
 
A greetings card with a retro style colour photo of five men with absolutely no dress sense in clashing patterns
£2.50  (DMZ 13)
 
Best Wishes Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMC 04)
 
Whatsapp Group Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 168)
 
Make Birthdays Great Again Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 167)
 
Alexa, Send Wine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 164)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling male patient in an hospital bed
£2.50  (DMA 384)
 
A greeting card with a young adult male in a stripy shirt smiling at the camera
£2.50  (DMA 382)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s smiling man looking at camera
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 101)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s intensely looking man in a suit looking at camera
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 368)
 
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a sassy looking woman with long hair
£2.50  (DMA 367)
 
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a man holding his jacket looking satisfied with himself
£2.50  (DMA 363)
 
A birthday card with a photo of an aloof looking white cat against a red background
£2.50  (DMA 362)
 
A birthday card with a picture of a glamorous woman with a big pink hat
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 358)
 
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a seated old man pointing at a line graph
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 352)
 
Hip Hip Hooray Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 32)
 
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a suave gentleman lying down on the floor
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 343)
 
A funny greeting card with a picture of a smiling man in glasses
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 337)
 
You're Simply Magical Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 332)
 
A funny birthday card with a big tanker on the front
£2.50  (DMA 335)
 
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling retro woman holding a glass of wine
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 333)
 
Gumdrop Everyday Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50  (MUL 25)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a young girl blowing out candles against a background of balloons
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 329)
 
A birthday card with a retro picture of Jesus against a glowing light
£2.50  (DMA 328)
 
A greeting card with a funny picture of a man in a 1990s shell suit
£2.50  (DMA 325)
 
A greeting card with a dull picture of avocados
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 323)
 
Goodbye Youth Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMU 139)
 
A burgundy retro-style greeting card with a woman looking hopefully up at a man that she has her arms around
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 134)
 
I Used To Have My Sanity Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 127)
 
Mother's Ruined Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 306)
 
Office Emergency Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50  (MUL 23)
 
You Vile Old Bitch Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 133)
 
That Cake Is Mine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 131)
 
A birthday card with a photo of a moody looking white cat resting on a pink background
£2.50  (DMA 319)
 
Mums, It's How We Roll Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 193)
 
Mum, You Deserve A Drink Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 194)
 
Mums Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 191)
 
A greeting card with a retro picture of a young woman holding a glass of prosecco
£2.50  (DMA 300)
 
Crazy Cat Lady Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 18)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s close up picture of a smiling mans face
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 200)
 
A Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a man on a tractor
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 205)
 
Bro Do You Even Lift Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 113)
 
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a cake with balloons and streamers
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 291)
 
Birthday Goals Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 16)
 
Big Gay Card Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 03)
 
Holy Fuck Wow Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (GUM 02)
 
Wanna Netflix and Chill Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (GUM 01)
 
Birthday Stud Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 136)
 
A rude greeting card with a lovely picture of a big pink rosebud
£2.50  (DMA 283)
 
A Fathers Day card with a 1960s image of a man in his garden
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 281)
 
A Fathers Day card featuring a retro image of an astronaut
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 280)
 
Mum, It's Time For Wine Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 268)
 
A Mother's Work Is Never Done Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 267)
 
The Mum The Myth The Legend Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 263)
 
A greeting card with a man holding a placard reading I love anal
£2.50  (DMA 278)
 
A birthday card with a retro picture of two best female friends
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 272)
 
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a cheeky looking female chef
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 271)
 
No Really... I Don't a Shit Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 250)
 
A greeting card with a picture of an angry Donald Trump
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 256)
 
Nice big thank you card suitable for a group card. Has the words A big thank you
£4.00  (DML 12)
 
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a man looking at a pint of beer
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 240)
 
A Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a smiling man looking at camera
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 239)
 
A Fathers Day card with a picture of  dad holding a baby
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 238)
 
Behind Every Great Mum Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 227)
 
A birthday card reading Help! please send wine
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 226)
 
Mum Thanks For Not Being Live Everyone Else Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 225)
 
A bold pink birthday card with the words Get off Facebook! It’s your birthday
£2.50  (DSS 79)
 
Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 79)
 
Hello, Were You Mis-sold PPI Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 78)
 
A purple birthday card with the words Look who’s all grown up!
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 77)
 
A greeting card with a photo of a unicorn in front of a magical castle
£2.50  (DMA 180)
 
A vibrant pink birthday card with a retro style drawing of a grinning woman holding up a cup of coffee
£2.50  (DME 58)
 
A very light pink birthday card with a retro style drawing of a young man in a white vest top and shorts
£2.50  (DME 57)
 
I Deserve A Bloody Medal Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 70)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a young woman smiling and pointing to a blackboard
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 168)
 
A birthday card with a picture of a woman looking intensely at her iPad
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 167)
 
A bright yellow card with the words A big thank you. It's so big it won't even fit on this card
£2.50  (DSS 59)
 
A vibrant pink card with the words We’ll miss you! For about 5 minutes…
£2.50  (DSS 58)
 
A dark purple card with the words Butch man card hope it doesn’t give you a paper cut
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 57)
 
A bright pink card with the words Happy bday mum in capitalised yellow, white and green chunky font
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 55)
 
A light blue card with the words Happy bday dad in capitalised pink, white and dark blue chunky font
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 54)
 
A bold pink birthday card with the words ‘Fantastic 30’ in capitalised blue and white chunky font
£2.50  (DSS 50)
 
A dark pink birthday card with the words OMG! You’re 16
£2.50  (DSS 47)
 
A greetings card with a retro style colour photo of a woman with lovely, curly hair
£2.50  £1.00  (DMZ 116)
 
A striped card in alternating shades of pink with a vintage style image of a mum with her son and daughter
£2.50  £0.50  (DME 42)
 
A striped card in alternating shades of pale yellow with a vintage style image of a smug looking woman
£2.50  £0.50  (DME 41)
 
A greeting card with a picture of a smiling woman holding a big cake
£2.50  (DMA 151)
 
A bright orange card with the words I’m not as fake as my tan in capitalised white, chunky font and an arrow pointing upwards
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 43)
 
A dark pink card with the words Drinks are on me! in capitalised white, chunky font and an arrow pointing upwards
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 42)
 
A jazzy purple birthday card with the words I’m not going to sugar the pill fuck you’re old!
£2.50  (DSS 37)
 
A bold red congratulations card with the words Fantastic news!
£2.50  (DSS 29)
 
A dark pink card with the words ‘You’re a mum in a million’ in capitalised, simple white font below a white crown logo
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 90)
 
A Fathers Day card reading Dad is the best at many things
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 25)
 
A jazzy pink card with the words Mum you’re the best at necking a bottle of wine quicker than anyone else I know
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 20)
 
A light green card with the words You’re a total lush mum but I love you for it
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 19)
 
A purple birthday card with the words Oi dick head! Now I’ve got your attention happy birthday
£2.50  (DSS 14)
 
A dark pink birthday card with the words Happy birthday donkey dick
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 12)
 
A bright blue birthday card with the words Happy birthday you big tool in capitalised white and pink chunky font
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 07)
 
A light pink birthday card with the words Today is all about you no change there then!
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 01)
 
A birthday card with a  retro picture of a smiling man pointing to text reading Happy birthday knob head
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 147)
 
Mr And Mr Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 84)
 
A lilac wedding card with a white border all the way around and a white crown symbol at the top
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 83)
Top Marks To A Great Teacher Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 79)
 
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling businesswoman sitting at a desk
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 137)
 
A dark blue birthday card with the words ‘Happy birthday to a great son’ in alternating, capitalised turquoise, blue, pale blue and purple font below a crown logo
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 72)
 
A keep calm style Fathers Day card about putting your feet up
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 65)
 
When In Doubt Brew Up Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 55)
 
A card for mums with a pink union jack on and the words ‘Put your feet up mum’ in capitalised, simple white font below a white crown logo
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 52)
 
A light blue birthday card with a vintage style drawing of two jovial men drinking alcohol
£2.50  (DME 24)
 
A pale yellow birthday card with a vintage style drawing of a glamourous woman in a posh hat
£2.50  £1.00  (DME 23)
 
A light and darker pink striped greeting card with a vintage style drawing of a smiling woman pointing towards a box that says Multitasking formula
£2.50  £1.00  (DME 19)
 
A pale yellow birthday card with a retro style drawing of a happy, well-dressed couple
£2.50  (DME 09)
 
Don't You Know Who I Am Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMU 45)
 
A Fathers Day card reading my dad is the best
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 37)
 
A funny birthday card with a picture of a cute dog surrounded by balloons and streamers
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 40)
 
A birthday card with a 70’s retro photograph of a smartly dressed young woman sat at an old fashioned telephone exchange desk
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 38)
 
Queen Of The F***ing Universe Luggage Tag Funny
£7.00  £1.50  (LUG 05)
 
Union Jack Luggage Tag Funny
£7.00  £1.50  (LUG 03)
 
A dark purple card with ‘fantastic 30’ written in dark pink and light blue, big bold font
£2.50  £0.50  (DMN 01)
I Used To Believe In True Love Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMZ 109)
 
Keep Calm You're Only 30 Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (KEEP 09)
 
Keep Calm You're Only 30 Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (KEEP 09)
 
Maybe, Just Maybe Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMU 30)
 
A greeting card with a 1970 style picture on a blue studio background of a shocked looking middle aged man
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 74)
 
Drama Queen Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (Break 04)
 
Have A Great Opening Night Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (Break 03)