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Stuck for which card to go for? Here's some help for you, with our range of best selling cards.

A birthday card with a picture of a smiling elderly lady using a walking frame

Hip Hip Replacement Woman Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 462)

A birthday card with a vintage picture of four smiling wholesome looking women looking off camera

Gossip and alcohol Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 460)

A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a smiling sarcastic looking older woman looking at camera

Old Slapper Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 456)

A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a male and female couple, hands raised over their eyes looking at camera

Massive Bellend Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMU 211)

A dark pink greeting card with just the words Nosey Cunt written in very small capital letters in the middle

Nosey Cunt Rude Greeting Card

£2.50 (RAN 75)

What kind of deviant Rude Birthday Card

What kind of deviant Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (RAN 54)

Pissed yourself yet rude birthday card

Pissed yourself yet rude birthday card

£2.50 (DMU 207)

A funny greeting card with a photo of old people in a swimming pool

Hands up in the pool funny birthday card

£2.50 (DMA 450)

A funny birthday card with a photo of two old people opening up a greeting card

Give an old person something to live for funny birthday card

£2.50 (DMA 445)

A greeting card with a picture of an intense looking business man with big glasses

Grown Into A Great Man Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 435)

A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling woman eating a sundae

You've Finally Reached That Age Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 434)

A funny birthday card with retro picture of a young girl with a sundae

Today Is All About You Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 409)

A funny birthday card with Boris Johnson being completely clueless

Clueless Boris Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 401)

Bitchy And Judgmental Funny Birthday Card

Bitchy And Judgmental Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMU 159)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a miserable looking old man in a suit

Shit Myself With Excitement Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 355)

A birthday card with a smiling cabin crew holding a tray of champagne

Happy Birthday. Now Fuck Off Back To Economy Rude Card

£2.50 (DMA 01)

I've Spotted Some Cock Rude Birthday Card

I've Spotted Some Cock Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMU 180)

Biggest Bellend Award Rude Birthday Card

Biggest Bellend Award Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMU 179)

A birthday card with a retro style colour photo of a group of nine older women holding a birthday cake

You Know You're Old When All Your Friends Smell Of Piss Card

£2.50 (DMZ 69)

A greeting card with a retro picture of a sassy woman

We'll Always Be Friends Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 371)

A birthday card with a photo of an aloof looking white cat against a red background

Birthday Cat Says Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 362)

I've Wanked Off In This Card Rude Birthday Card

I've Wanked Off In This Card Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (GUM 33)

A Funny Greeting Card about never trusting a fart

Never Completely Trust A Fart Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMU 143)

A greeting card reads Today's forcase Sunny, with a chance of wine

Sunny With a Chance Of Wine Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 342)

A funny birthday card with a big tanker on the front

Your Gin Delivery Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 335)

A greeting card with a picture of Trump and reads Birthday Kisses from Donald

Birthday Kisses From Donald Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 327)

A greeting card with a retro picture of a blank faced smiling man

Smile, If You're A Knob Rude Birthday Cards

£2.50 (DMA 326)

A greeting card with a funny picture of a man in a 1990s shell suit

You're A Twat Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 325)

Goodbye Youth Funny Greeting Card

Goodbye Youth Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMU 139)

A greeting card with a retro picture of a businessman pointing at a whiteboard

You're a Massive Bellend Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 317)

A birthday card with a with a picture of a glamorous woman smiling at the camera

Happy Birthday From One Fantastic Bitch Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 314)

A birthday card with lots of cats covering the front

Happy Birthday From All Your Cats Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 313)

You're a Rude, Sarcastic, Evil Bitch Funny Birthday Cards

You're a Rude, Sarcastic, Evil Bitch Funny Birthday Cards

£2.50 (DMU 121)

A birthday card with a photo of 1970s aerobic dancers in front of a rainbow pattern

Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Funny Birthday Cards

£2.50 (DMA 303)

A birthday card with a picture of a 1980s woman holding a glass of wine

Of Course Size Matters No Wants a Small Glass Of Wine Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 301)

A greeting card with a retro picture of a young woman holding a glass of prosecco

Prosecco Princess Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 300)

A greeting card with a with a picture of two smart looking women in blue dresses

You're My Best Bitch Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 (DMA 297)

A birthday card with a picture of an overweight, suntanned man on the beach

Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 293)

Happy Bday Knob Head Rude Birthday Card

Happy Bday Knob Head Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (GUM 08)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a man in a dinner jacket standing up looking at camera

One Year Older and Still a Dick Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 273)

A greeting card with the picture of a happy smiling man

The Man The Myth The Bellend Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 260)

Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous Rude Birthday Card

Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMU 101)

A greeting card with a with a picture of a 1950s housewife holding a chocolate cake

Fuck Quinoa! I Have Cake Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 247)

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a smiling man sat at desk in front of blackboard

You Sir Are A Knob Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 232)

Abirthday card with a photo of a 1960s camply dressed man

Hope Your Birthday Is As Gay As You Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 220)

A birthday card with with a very moody looking cat sat spreadeagled on a sofa

See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Birthday Rude Card

£2.50 (DMA 216)

A birthday card with a 1990s picture of a smiling old couple hugging

May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 190)

A greeting card with a photo of a unicorn in front of a magical castle

Your Pet Unicorn Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 180)

A pale yellow birthday card with a retro style drawing of a happy woman popping her head in the corner of the card

May Your Birthday Be Filled With Joy *and Wine Funny Card

£2.50 (DME 56)

A bold pink birthday card with the words Don’t grow up!!! It’s a trap in capitalised white and dark blue chunky font

Don't Grow Up!!! It's A Trap Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DSS 61)

A dark purple birthday card with the words Happy birthday you total legend sorry, I meant bellend

Happy Birthday You Total Legend Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DSS 60)

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a news reader at in the studio at a desk

Newsflash! You're Old As Fuck Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 163)

Shall We Be Best Friends Forever? Funny Birthday Card

Shall We Be Best Friends Forever? Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMU 62)

A dark purple birthday card with the words Happy birthday grey pubes! in capitalised white, pink and blue chunky font

Happy Birthday Grey Pubes Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DSS 16)

A birthday card with a picture of a woman twirling her big skirt exposing her thighs

Go On, Flash Your Gusset Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMA 148)

A light blue birthday card with a vintage style drawing of two jovial men drinking alcohol

Jagerbombs Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DME 24)

A pale yellow birthday card with a retro style drawing of a happy, well-dressed couple

Hello! Yes You! Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DME 09)

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Funny Birthday Card

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMU 46)

Do I Look Like I Fly Fucking Economy? Rude Birthday Card

Do I Look Like I Fly Fucking Economy? Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 (DMZ 74)

Last date modified: 16th April 2021