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Key Rings

New rude and funny novelty keyrings from Dean Morris Cards, for men and women. They have a double sided image measuring 3.5 cm x 5 cm in a clear plastic key ring. Show the world what kind of person you really are!
Keep Calm And Carry On Funny Keyring
£2.50  (DMK 19)
I Love Anal Funny Keyring
£2.50  (DMK 36)
Jet Set Slapper Funny Keyring
£2.50  (DMK 26)
Office Slut Funny Keyring
£2.50  (DMK 31)
The Queen Of Gossip Funny Keyring
£2.50  (DMK 33)
Fuck The Ban Rude Keyring
£2.50  (DMK 13)
I Hate My Job Funny Keyring
£2.50  (DMK 17)
I Love Gays Funny Keyring
£2.50  (DMK 16)
Slut Of The Skies Funny Keyring
£2.50  (DMK 15)
Fuck Bollocks Wank Rude Keyring
£2.50  (DMK 02)
I Love Cock Funny Keyring
£2.50  (DMK 10)
You Big Rug Muncher Funny Keyring
£2.50  (DMK 07)
You Big Wanker Rude Keyring
£2.50  (DMK 11)
You Too Can Be A Wanker Rude Keyring
£2.50  (DMK 12)

Cool key rings for all!

Looking for that perfect keyring for you or for a friend or family member? Keyrings come in many forms, but our novelty range really stands out from the crowd, with a cool look and both rude and funny options. The perfect choice to brighten your day or as that little extra gift for a mate or family member.

Mostly selected from amongst the best selling of our range of gift cards, the keyring’s bright pictures and funny messages really stand out from the crowd. There’s no mistaking whose bunch of keys they are, so next time you’re shouting 'Where Are My Fucking Keys?', the answer may be quite obvious! At least they should be easier to find as well.

Men's keyrings

For the men (and those women that love a courser sense of humour), we’ve got a brilliant range of keyrings from beer to 'fuck the ban' and blunt statements about how much you care...

Women's key rings

For the ladies, we have one or two more elegant options, as well the usual out and out rude and funny offerings to make your friends laugh out loud. Ideal as little extra gifts, they'll always remember who bought them! Go on, make an impression!

Last date modified: 14th September 2018