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Key Rings

New rude and funny novelty keyrings from Dean Morris Cards, for men and women. They have a double sided image measuring 3.5 cm x 5 cm in a clear plastic key ring. Show the world what kind of person you really are!
Buy Shoes And Look Great Funny Keyring
£2.00  (DMK 21)
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Face It ... You're Gay Funny Keyring
£2.00  (DMK 25)
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I Love Anal Funny Keyring
£2.00  (DMK 36)
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Jet Set Slapper Funny Keyring
£2.00  (DMK 26)
Office Slut Funny Keyring
£2.00  (DMK 31)
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The Queen Of Gossip Funny Keyring
£2.00  (DMK 33)
Where Are My Fucking Keys? Rude Keyring
£2.00  (DMK 28)
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Fuck The Ban Rude Keyring
£2.00  (DMK 13)
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I Hate My Job Funny Keyring
£2.00  (DMK 17)
I Love Gays Funny Keyring
£2.00  (DMK 16)
I Need My Fucking Caffeine Rude Keyring
£2.00  (DMK 14)
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Slut Of The Skies Funny Keyring
£2.00  (DMK 15)
Do I Look Like I Fly Economy? Funny Keyring
£2.00  (DMK 04)
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Fuck Bollocks Wank Rude Keyring
£2.00  (DMK 02)
Fuck This Domestic Godess Bullshit Rude Keyring
£2.00  (DMK 05)
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This Season Go Gay Funny Keyring
£2.00  (DMK 06)
You Big Rug Muncher Funny Keyring
£2.00  (DMK 07)
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You Big Wanker Rude Keyring
£2.00  (DMK 11)
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Cool key rings for all!

Looking for that perfect keyring for you or for a friend or family member? Keyrings come in many forms, but our novelty range really stands out from the crowd, with a cool look and both rude and funny options. The perfect choice to brighten your day or as that little extra gift for a mate or family member.

Mostly selected from amongst the best selling of our range of gift cards, the keyring’s bright pictures and funny messages really stand out from the crowd. There’s no mistaking whose bunch of keys they are, so next time you’re shouting 'Where Are My Fucking Keys?', the answer may be quite obvious! At least they should be easier to find as well.

Men's keyrings

For the men (and those women that love a courser sense of humour), we’ve got a brilliant range of keyrings from beer to 'fuck the ban' and blunt statements about how much you care...

Women's key rings

For the ladies, we have one or two more elegant options, as well the usual out and out rude and funny offerings to make your friends laugh out loud. Ideal as little extra gifts, they'll always remember who bought them! Go on, make an impression!

Last date modified: 27th July 2017

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