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Fuck You're Old! Rude Birthday Card

£2.50  (DSS 37)

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Wondering how best to help your friend accept that they are now classified as old? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered.

A jazzy purple birthday card with the words ‘I’m not going to sugar the pill fuck you’re old!’ in capitalised yellow, white, blue and black chunky font.

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Additional Information
  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Customer Reviews
Date Added: Sunday 11 July, 2021 by Mike
Good quality, fast delivery and where else can you find cards like these.
Out of Five
Date Added: Monday 22 March, 2021 by Jonathan Allan
Really good quality Super quick delivery
Out of Five
Date Added: Tuesday 21 April, 2020 by Nicola Low
fast and speedy service and great quality. Would definitely use in future.
Out of Five

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Last date modified: 1st September 2021