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Fuck Quinoa! I Have Cake Rude Birthday Card

Fuck Quinoa! I Have Cake Rude Birthday Card

£2.50  (DMA 247)

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Overpriced Bolivian peasant food (that's a bit grainy anyway) or a nice slab of chocolate fudge cake. With a choice like that there really isn't any question of what I would prefer. If you want to bake your friend a quinoa crusted tofu cake (is that even a thing) when then maybe shop elsewhere otherwise this might be a card for you.

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Additional Information
  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48hours
Customer Reviews
Date Added: Monday 22 April, 2019 by Eddie
Card was brilliant, very funny and excellent quality. The card arrived exactly when it was supposed too, in well packaged thick card over-lope. But to to top this already Outstanding service, I had an issue with my account, I was pretty sure it was my fault, so when Dean Morris personally looked at my account, he straightened out the mess I’d made, and simplified it for future use, and they’ll definitely be many more purchases. 5Star product with 5Star service. Thank you Eddie
Out of Five
Date Added: Sunday 12 August, 2018 by Helen
Good quality card arrived within 24 hours from order. Really pleased with it and will definitely be ordering from this site again ????????
Out of Five
Date Added: Monday 20 November, 2017 by User_D-M
Hit the spot straightaway well done
Out of Five

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Last date modified: 22nd April 2019