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Fuck Off Santa Rude Christmas Card

£2.50  (DMX 244)

Out of Five 7 customer reviews
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Yes, this is a little bit rude but if I was Father Christmas and I've had to put up with all those precocious annoying children visiting my grotto and asking for loads of stuff for the whole of December I'd probably be telling them where to go as well. It's all an act. Father Christmas is nice for the PR, he's probably a real arse if you met him down the pub.

A Christmas card with a vintage illustration of Father Christmas being surrounded by dancing young children. Santa simply says Fuck off.

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Additional Information
  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Fuck Off Santa Rude Christmas Card
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Customer Reviews
Date Added: Wednesday 28 October, 2020 by Paula
Cards arrived very quickly. Humorous and quirky cards. I am going to order more.
Out of Five
Date Added: Monday 09 December, 2019 by Richard Maund Ormskirk L39 4RB
Father Christmas telling kids to fuck off...brilliant...I have already bought 20...you have sold out unsurprisingly,any more coming soon? Regards,Richard Maund
Out of Five
Date Added: Monday 11 December, 2017 by Big pants (again)
Brilliant card. Love it so much I have bought it again.
Out of Five
Date Added: Saturday 09 December, 2017 by anthony postin
Very funny card.Would amuse anyone with a sence of humour.
Out of Five
Date Added: Saturday 02 December, 2017 by Bigpants
Great quality, very funny
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Date Added: Saturday 02 December, 2017 by Bigpants
Great quality, very funny
Out of Five
Date Added: Thursday 27 July, 2017 by Comedy Card Company
We love this new Christmas card Dean!
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Last date modified: 12th October 2021