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Fuck Off Santa Rude Christmas Card

£2.00  (DMX 244)

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Yes, this is a little bit rude but if I was Father Christmas and I've had to put up with all those precocious annoying children visiting my grotto and asking for loads of stuff for the whole of December I'd probably be telling them where to go as well. It's all an act. Father Christmas is nice for the PR, he's probably a real arse if you met him down the pub.

"Fuck Off!"

Card dimensions: 126x178mm.
Packed in a cellobag with envelope.
Standard letter post.
Blank inside.

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Customer Reviews
Date Added: Thursday 27 July, 2017 by Comedy Card Company
We love this new Christmas card Dean!
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Date Added: Saturday 02 December, 2017 by Bigpants
Great quality, very funny
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Date Added: Saturday 02 December, 2017 by Bigpants
Great quality, very funny
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Date Added: Saturday 09 December, 2017 by anthony postin
Very funny card.Would amuse anyone with a sence of humour.
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Date Added: Monday 11 December, 2017 by Big pants (again)
Brilliant card. Love it so much I have bought it again.
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Last date modified: 11th December 2018