Fuck Bollocks Wank... Postcard

Need a memory aid for those hard to remember, choice words that can be difficult to bring to mind when describing someone who particularly gets under your skin? Or maybe you just want to make a mate laugh. Here's a crisp black postcard, with the words 'Fuck, Bollocks, Wank, Arsehole, Shit, Bastard, Knob, Tosser' in pink, red orange, yellow,off yellow, off green, blue and pink, magazine print style letters.