With such options it really is the agony of choice. Take your pick and choose a different one tomorrow.
A white postcard with a simple font reading Can't work out what my favourite swear word is today. Below this statement is the list reading:
Bitchtits
Fuck Trumpet
Arsebadger
Thundercunt
Pigeon Dick
Cum Dumpster
Cuntpuddle
Fuckadoodle
Shitnubbin
Cocky McCockface
Bollockchops