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Favourite swear word Rude Birthday Card

£2.50  (RAN 49)

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Some days you just can't decide between arsebadger and shitnubbin. This delightfully rude birthday card makes sure you'll always have a perfect swear word at hand.

A white card with text in a black box at the top reads Can't work out what my favourite swear is today. A list below reads Bitchtits, Fuck Trumpet, Arsebadger, Thundercunt, Pigeon Dick, Cum Dumpster, Cuntpuddle, Fuckadoodle, Shitnubbin, Cocky McCockface and Bollockchops.

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Additional Information
  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Customer Reviews
Date Added: Thursday 17 June, 2021 by Christine
Great cards for my friends who share the same sense of humour. Hilarious and unique cards I like to surprise my friends with cards that they'll remember.
Out of Five
Date Added: Tuesday 20 April, 2021 by Mark
Bought for a friend who received " wankybollocks" card last year. Concerned his 5 year old might start saying wankybollocks , This year I thought this would broaden his reading skills ( his 5 year old ) lol
Out of Five
Date Added: Sunday 07 March, 2021 by Laura Chapman
AMAZING!! So many choice words for my friend for her birthday haha!! Love these cards and the service has always been amazing from Dean. Forever getting a big thanks from my friends I send these to! Clearly the best is bitchtits ????????
Out of Five

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Last date modified: 17th June 2021