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Even Wankers Rude Birthday Card

£2.50  (DMA 397)

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Do you know any wankers? I'm sure you do but just because they are one doesn't mean that they should have a Birthday card. Everyone, okay most people, deserve one.

A birthday card with a smiling young man in a 1970s white tuxedo. Text in front of him read Even wankers deserve a birthday card.

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Additional Information
  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Customer Reviews
Date Added: Monday 10 May, 2021 by Phil Goddard
I’ve been buying your filthy rude cards for some years now . I love them so please keep up the good work ????
Out of Five
Date Added: Wednesday 09 September, 2020 by Sean
Great quality. Great service.
Out of Five
Date Added: Monday 01 June, 2020 by James
Good quality cards. Funny captions and fast delivery even during lockdown only one or two days (I ordered mid week though so it probably takes a bit longer if it spans a weekend)
Out of Five

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Last date modified: 4th September 2021