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Cheer Up! You're Not Dead Yet Funny Birthday Card

£2.50  (DMA 366)

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It's quite underrated being alive and for all those people moaning about a dodgy hip thinning hair it's quite good that they're reminded this. Birthdays are for celebration, they can worry about loss of bladder control another day.

A birthday card with a 1960s photo of an old smiling man sat at a desk. White text above reads Cheer up! You're not dead yet.

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Additional Information
  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Customer Reviews
Date Added: Wednesday 15 June, 2022 by Mike Cross
It's the card my daughter recently sent to me on my 80th. It's funny enough for me to order one to send to my best friend when he's 80 in August.
Out of Five
Date Added: Monday 11 February, 2019 by Jason Smith
Another great card. Unusual humour as well as being of good quality. I will definitely order here again.
Out of Five

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Last date modified: 15th June 2022