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This Christmas Don’t Say Fuck or Bugger

8th November 2018

This week the UK said goodbye to Big Brother!

When it started I loved it, do you remember Caggy from the first series? It became a very different programme over the years, budgets went up, media coverage exploded, and careers were made and forgotten about. Of course it reached it’s peak with the Davina parody character’s iconic line “You’re live on Channel 4 – don’t say fuck or bugger!”

I probably stopped watching around the 2005 / 2006 series, you can work out when you stopped watching Big Brother with this handy listing of all the Big Brother winners on the BBC. Some friends stuck with BBUK for many more years then I, but even in recent years they lost interest. Though one of them still expects Gamu to win the X-Factor this year!

While Big Brother UK has come to an end (for now) the Christmas season is fully here for us retailers! Some may argue that isn’t until the John Lewis & Partners Christmas advert comes along – the Penquin story is still one of my favourites. That version was made by Pieces for Places in Barmouth in North Wales, that I am pleased to say now stocks Dean Morris Cards.

So to start your Christmas shopping off I wanted to share with you a few of my favourite naughty products and to show it’s not all filth some nice cards!

Naughty Rude Christmas Cards

Let’s cut right to it, and start off with a little something someone said the may ” put it on the table at my works Christmas bake off, next to my mince pies”. A lovely card to bring some cheer and to show off that special ingredient you add to give those buttery pasty treats that extra little something.

I've jizzed in your mince pies   I've jizzed in your mince pies
 

And then there is the really naughty stuff! Too rude for this blog, but so rude you can find it in the Offensive Christmas multipack … the perfect antidote to pictures of Robins in snow.

Nice Like a Warm Mulled Wine

We do have plenty of nice lovely Christmas Cards on offer too! As lovely as the your favourite Christmas jumper!

So while you wait to see that first house with its Christmas Tree up can can think about this. Can you get one more year out of those Christmas Lights, you don’t want to waste money on a new set.

If all else fails, remember it is the festive season and you can tell your favourite drink how much you love them.

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Someone hacked your webcam and got your password?

24th October 2018

We have been chatting to some friends recently and it appears that the hackers are getting a bit more aggressive in their attempts to get money out of people. Over the years we have received loads of these, but there is something different about this one that gets your attention. It includes a password that you do or have used on some websites, or it is nearly right (maybe missing a character or number).

We have had these emails and some friends have asked for advice on it, so we thought it may be helpful to share some suggestions on what to do (in addition to do not pay them). The email will probably look something like this:

I am well aware letmein69 is your pass. Lets get straight to the purpose. No person has compensated me to check about you. You do not know me and you are probably wondering why you’re getting this email?

in fact, i setup a malware on the adult video clips (porn) site and guess what, you visited this site to experience fun (you know what i mean). When you were watching video clips, your web browser started out functioning as a RDP that has a key logger which provided me with access to your display screen and also web camera. immediately after that, my software obtained every one of your contacts from your Messenger, Facebook, and email . and then i made a double-screen video. 1st part displays the video you were watching (you have a good taste ; )), and second part shows the view of your web cam, & it is u.

You do have not one but two possibilities. Why dont we explore each of these options in particulars:

First choice is to disregard this e-mail. in this situation, i most certainly will send your very own tape to every single one of your contacts and also just imagine concerning the shame you will definitely get. in addition if you happen to be in a committed relationship, precisely how it is going to affect?

Second alternative would be to compensate me 1000 USD. Lets call it a donation. in this situation, i will right away remove your videotape. You will keep going your daily routine like this never took place and you will not ever hear back again from me.

Sounds all a bit scary I know!

First thing to do is follow the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy’s first piece of advice – don’t panic!

If your your PC or Mac has all the latest updates installed and you have your Anti-Virus and Security up to date then the chances of having a virus or naughty bit of software that they claim to have used is remote! But there is never any harm in checking they are up to date and running a full scan to be sure.

But there is one thing to do – change your password! And change the password on every site that uses this password.

We have included some more advice below the link on passwords, how to protect your accounts and how to manage your passwords. It’s not very exciting, but its really important stuff to protect your privacy and money. You can also find out how they probably got hold of your password. Read more in the complete post …

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Secret Santa Gift Ideas Under £10 for Christmas for 2018

10th October 2018

Oh no! Secret Santa gift time, again! Bah humbug!

Secret Santa gift ideas under £10 for 2018

Looking for Secret Santa ideas for under £10? Read on my friend, read on…

So, we’re hurtling towards that time of year AGAIN – how is 2018 going so quickly, eh? It’s been a bit of an odd year – again what with Brexit and Trump! – and if you don’t know what I mean, then where the hell have you been hiding? So we thought we’d do a quick update post on our Secret Santa gifts to help all of you get into that Christmas spirit, if you’re not there already?!

Secret Santa presents are a little bit of a prickly subject, and if you’re a bloke and didn’t realise the peril of buying the wrong present for someone, then it’s time you woke up and took some notice.

Read more in the complete post …

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Bank Holiday Weather Report

24th August 2018

The August bank holiday is upon us … that can only mean one thing. Rain.

Good to see the British Bank Holiday’s are keeping up the tradition of drowned BBQ’s.

But there is one little ray of sunshine we can bring to your summer holiday … a Dean Morris Cards Bank Holiday Sale! Save 30% on the total cost of your order (excludes trade accounts) by entering the code BANK30 in the coupon box during checkout.

If you are looking for some rude birthday cards or even being organised and saving on our offensive and rude Christmas multipacks there are plenty to raise a smile.

For those who really love a bargain the bank holiday sale also gives a an additional 30% saving on our half-price sale!

Read more in the complete post …

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Greetings Cards and Gifts Giveaway

3rd July 2018

Win free Stuff!We are all fans blowing here at Dean Morris cards towers! And we thought we’d remind you about the biggest competition going on today … no not England in the Russia 2018 World Cup, but our very own giveaway. A box of funny greetings cards, mugs, coasters, and even the odd rude badge for you to give to your friends and office co-workers, or just to smugly keep on your desk. No more hunting around for your favourite mug in work, you’ll have 6 of them. You could use one to suit your mood maybe when you need a brew.

It’s super easy, all you need to do is head over to Instagram, like the image displayed here and then share it with two friends.

We’ll pick a winner at random on the 10th July and then be in touch with them to arrange delivery of your box.

We’ve picked a selection of designs to suit all occasions through the year, we sure you’ll love it!

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