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Birthday Goals Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 (GUM 16)

3 customer reviews

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These are perfect birthday goals, it's just up the birthday boy or girl how far they set them. Some would be happy with some socks and family meal. Others won't be happy unless they get wankered and finish the night with a shag and kebab (anal optional). With this card they can decide themselves and see how well they do.

Birthday Goals
Open Presents
Nice Quiet Meal
Family Party
Stripper
Get Wankered
Shag and Kebab
Anal

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Additional Information

Card dimensions: 126x178mm
Packed in a cellobag with envelope
Printed and Manufactured in the UK
Blank inside
Standard letter post
Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48hours

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Customer Reviews

Date Added: Saturday 01 September, 2018 by Gary Smithson

Brilliant range of cards for all occasions. I think I'll be a regular shopper. The postage was really quick as well.

Date Added: Monday 01 May, 2017 by Magenta

Regular buyer from DM. My friends are well past the kittens and puppies stage!

Date Added: Monday 16 January, 2017 by Kim Airth

Am always happy with the cards from here, I always find one perfect for my friends!! Not sure what that says about them! Haha! This card was no exception, it arrived so quickly and is good quality!

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Last date modified: 18th March 2019