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Birthday Goals Funny Birthday Card

£2.00  (GUM 16)

We hope to have it back in stock on 1 March 2018

These are perfect birthday goals, it's just up the birthday boy or girl how far they set them. Some would be happy with some socks and family meal. Others won't be happy unless they get wankered and finish the night with a shag and kebab (anal optional). With this card they can decide themselves and see how well they do.

Birthday Goals
Open Presents
Nice Quiet Meal
Family Party
Get Wankered
Shag and Kebab

Card dimensions: 126x178mm.
Packed in a cellobag with envelope.
Standard letter post.
Blank inside.


Customer Reviews
Date Added: Monday 16 January, 2017 by Kim Airth
Am always happy with the cards from here, I always find one perfect for my friends!! Not sure what that says about them! Haha! This card was no exception, it arrived so quickly and is good quality!
Date Added: Monday 01 May, 2017 by Magenta
Regular buyer from DM. My friends are well past the kittens and puppies stage!

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Last date modified: 20th November 2017