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Birthday Goals Funny Birthday Card

£2.50  (GUM 16)

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These are perfect birthday goals, it's just up the birthday boy or girl how far they set them. Some would be happy with some socks and family meal. Others won't be happy unless they get wankered and finish the night with a shag and kebab (anal optional). With this card they can decide themselves and see how well they do.

Birthday Goals
Open Presents
Nice Quiet Meal
Family Party
Get Wankered
Shag and Kebab

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Additional Information
  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Customer Reviews
Date Added: Tuesday 28 April, 2020 by Charlotte
Great product, my friend loved it. Super quick delivery despite Covid. Thanks!
Out of Five
Date Added: Wednesday 12 June, 2019 by Tracy Keir
Great range of very funny cards, different from the usual shops and web sites. Quick delivery and great quality
Out of Five
Date Added: Saturday 01 September, 2018 by Gary Smithson
Brilliant range of cards for all occasions. I think I'll be a regular shopper. The postage was really quick as well.
Out of Five
Date Added: Monday 01 May, 2017 by Magenta
Regular buyer from DM. My friends are well past the kittens and puppies stage!
Out of Five
Date Added: Monday 16 January, 2017 by Kim Airth
Am always happy with the cards from here, I always find one perfect for my friends!! Not sure what that says about them! Haha! This card was no exception, it arrived so quickly and is good quality!
Out of Five

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Last date modified: 3rd September 2020