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As hard as Boris Johnson Rude Valentines Card

£2.50  (RAN 88)

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What an image, but you know it would be very very hard so it might just work.

A deep red Valentines card with simple curved orange text that reads I want to fuck you as hard as Boris Johnson has fucked the UK.

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Additional Information
  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Date Added: Tuesday 09 November, 2021 by Ralph
Another wonderful card. Thanks :-)
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Last date modified: 9th November 2021