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An Apple A Day Funny Birthday Card

£2.50  £1.00  (BOC 02)

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Sure an apple is healthy; it keeps the doctor away of course but is it really as nice as a lovely refreshing glass of gin and tonic? Actually come to think of it, what about all that fruit sugar. Sugar is bad, I'd have the gin instead. You can always garnish it with a slice of apple i guess.

A dazzling white card with the words ‘An apple a day is not as much fun as a gin a day’ in capitalised, chunky black font. The word ‘Apple’ is capitalised and in alternating shades of green font.

Additional Information
  • Card dimensions: 148x148mm (155x155mm with envelope)
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Customer Reviews
Date Added: Tuesday 08 March, 2022 by Susan
Great card, very pleased.
Out of Five
Date Added: Sunday 03 May, 2020 by Stephen Clark
Good value for the money and smart
Out of Five

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Last date modified: 8th March 2022