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Funny, rude cards by Dean Morris.

Welcome to the website of Dean Morris Cards, home of rude cards! The one-stop-shop for all your funny and rather cheeky greeting cards and gifts.

A greeting card with a retro picture of a sassy woman
£2.50  (DMA 371)
A birthday card with a picture of an overweight, suntanned man on the beach
£2.50  (DMA 293)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling old man using a walking frame
£2.50  (DMA 393)
Pissed yourself yet rude birthday card
£2.50  (DMU 207)
Enormous Piss Up Greeting Card
£2.50  (RAN 08)
A birthday card with a retro photo of an exasperated woman
£2.50  (DMA 449)
Alexa, Send Wine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 164)
A funny Birthday card about your back playing up
£2.50  (DMA 394)
A funny greeting card with a smiling retro woman
£2.50  (DMA 447)
Biggest bellend June Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (RAN 60)
A birthday card featuring a man with a cardboard box on his head
£2.50  (DMA 425)
A funny birthday card with retro picture of a young girl with a sundae
£2.50  (DMA 409)

A great collection of funny, rude cards for all occasions!

Our original greeting card designs are crafted by our very own Dean Morris, who produces a fantastic range to make you, your friends and loved ones laugh. We cater for a variety of tastes from the slightly suggestive to the (some say) offensive. So if your friends and family have a naughty sense of humour, then you've just struck a gold mine of unique options for your greeting card needs!

Many of our card designs also come as gifts; so your friends and family can have a choice of keyrings, mugs and even pens, which are new for 2018! These make great and original presents, that won't break the bank but can be enjoyed time after time.

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Last date modified: 13th July 2021