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Cards and Gifts for a Girlfriend or Boyfriend

Want to tell your boyfriend or girlfriend what they mean to you - well our cards get straight to the point! Enjoy.
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A birthday card with a retro picture of an a bored looking girl looking into the middle distance
Another year of dealing Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 520)
A birthday card with a picture of an overweight, suntanned man on the beach
Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 293)
A bright yellow birthday card featuring a trendy elderly lady in a bright red jacket and big sunglasses
Never act your age female Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 509)
A funny greeting card with a picture of a smiling man in glasses
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Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Older And Still No Wiser Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 337)
A Valentine's Day card with vintage photo of a young man whispering into a woman's ear
Whisper something sexy Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 226)
A greeting card with a picture of an intense looking business man with big glasses
Grown Into A Great Man Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 435)
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Men Should Never Be Allowed To Buy Their Own Clothes Magnet
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMG 03)
A bright yellow birthday card featuring a trendy elderly man in a hawaiian shirt and big sunglasses
Never act your age Male Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 510)
A Valentines card featuring a couple of an old couple in their swimsuits on a busy beach
Let's grow old together Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 464)
A Valentines card featuring a romantic sunset beach scene with a silhouetted couple
I Love your stupid face Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 463)
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It's Almost Creepy Valentines Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 373)
A greeting card with the picture of a happy smiling man
The Man The Myth The Bellend Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 260)
A red Valentines card with white and orange text that reads Four billion men on this planet and your willy is my favourite
Four billion men Valentine's Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 147)
A Christmas card with a bright rainbow pattern. In the middle is bold white rounded text with a black outline that reads Happy Holigays
Happy Holigays Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 124)
A black Valentines card with red and white text that reads My cock Your arse. Who says romance is dead?
My cock your arse Valentine's Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 150)
A dark red Valentines card with white and light pink text that reads I love you lots and lots and lots and lots and then a little bit more
I Love You Lots and Lots Valentine's Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 143)
A white Valentines card with red and pink text that reads i love you even more than a really satisfying poo
Satisfying poo Valentine's Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 144)
A black Valentines card with white and pink text that reads I fucking love you and i love fucking you
I fucking love you Valentine's Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 148)
A Valentine's Day card featuring a retro picture of a smiling young man and woman. The woman says I really love you, to which the man replies I love you too! Oh, and I had the most amazing shit this morning!
Amazing shit Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 242)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s picture of a glamorous African American young woman in a glittery ballgown against a pink background
Happy Birthday princess Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 546)
Farty Bottom Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 106)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a young woman holding a glass of prosecco
Prosecco Princess Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 300)
A bright yellow greeting card with bold angular lettering covering the card in various shades of red and pink that read You have a cute butt
You have a cute Butt Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 144)
A white birthday card with bold rainbow coloured text that reads Big gay birthday card surrounded by equally rainbow dots
Big gay birthday Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 145)
A black Valentines card with white, pink and red text that reads We go together like poppers and lube
Poppers and Lube Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 146)
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Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Let's Make Sex Faces Valentines Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMV 70)
A pink Valentine's Day card featuring white and red text that reads I love my awesome amazing fantastic gorgeous girlfriend
Gorgeous girlfriend Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 133)
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Not going into the other room to fart funny Valentines card
£2.75 GBP
Sit On My Face Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 108)
A Valentine's Day card with vintage photo of a young man and woman with their faces stuck together
You're stuck with me Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 225)
Flowers From The Garage Day Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 412)
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I Love Your Ironic Facial Hair Valentines Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMV 66)
A Fathers Day card with a picture of a cool old guy in an floral shirt
Daddy Cool Card for Dad
£2.75 GBP (DMA 438)
A red Valentines card with pink and white text that doesn't fit on the card that reads I love youso much it can't even fit on this card
Love you so much Valentine's Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 149)
A rainbow Valentines card with white text that reads Happy Valentine's Gay
Happy Valentine's Gay Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 145)
A cream coloured birthday card with the words Happy birthday to my gorgeous girlfriend
Happy Birthday To My Gorgeous Girlfriend Card
£2.75 GBP (DSS 70)
A black Valentine's Card with multicoloured rounded text in the middle that reads Love comes in every colour
Love comes in every colour Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 137)
Love You Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 109)
Other Peoples Misery Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 105)
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Not Sick of the Sight Of You Valentines Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMV 111)
A bright pink gay birthday card featuring a cute illustration of two guys with rainbow apparel and waving a classic pride flag
Pride guys Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 104)
A Christmas card with a photograph of a smiling young man with glasses wearing a snowman themed Christmas jumper. White text above him that he's pointing to reads Christmas jumper wanker
Christmas jumper wanker Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 350)
A Christmas card with a retro photograph of a smiling man holding a frothy beer glass. Red, green and white text above reads Merry Christmas is beer involved?
Merry Christmas is beer involved Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 348)
Bright rainbow coloured wrapping paper with the repeated multicoloured text that reads Make Birthdays fabulous again with a white outline over a rainbow starburst

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Make birthdays fabulous again gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 68)
A birthday card featuring a retro illustration of a smiling man riding a sledge over a rainbow in space. Multicoloured rounded text above him reads You may not be as gay as this but at least you're trying
You may not be as gay as this Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 147)
A white Valentines card with red and black text that reads Love you! Even though you're always humping everyone and I have to pick your poo up in the street. I'm sorry this was meant for the dog
Meant for the dog Valentine's Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 151)
A funny birthday card featuring a vintage image of a smiling smartly dressed man putting a fur coat on his equally glamorous wife
Birthday pint down the local Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 252)
A funny card, perfect for Valentines featuring a smiling man and woman standing at a tennis net holding their rackets
Get my balls out for you Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 243)
A funny Valentine's Day card featuring a retro picture of a smiling woman dressed a fortune teller gazing at a crystal ball
I foresee great sex Valentine's Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 545)
A Christmas card with a cute cartoon of two guys in festive knitted jumpers
Cute Guys Couple Gay Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 82)
A bright pink gay birthday card featuring a cute illustration of two girls with rainbow apparel and waving a classic pride flag
Pride girls Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 105)
A dark blue birthday card with the words Happy birthday to my brilliant boyfriend
Happy Birthday To My Brilliant Boyfriend Card
£2.75 GBP (DSS 69)
A bright red Valentine's Day card featuring white and orange text that reads I love my awesome amazing fantastic brilliant boyfriend
Brilliant boyfriend Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 132)
You're My Type of Weird Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 113)
Roses Are Red Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 112)
Obligatory Romantic Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 107)
I Love Your Wobbly Bits Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 104)
Biggest Bellend Award Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 179)
A coaster with a retro-style photo of a man in a suit, smiling and looking away from the camera

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
The Man The Myth The Bellend Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 143)
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I Love You You Sexy Beast Valentines Cards
£2.75 GBP