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Gift Wrapping Paper

Browse our popular selection of rude and original funny Christmas wrapping paper, by Dean Morris, ready for Christmas 2023. There’s something for everyone including Christmas birthdays; from the funny cat, smart & vintage, novelty wrap to the out-and-out offensive, to make your present that bit better! Happy browsing!
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A Christmas wrapping paper with the words Merry Fucking Christmas repeated in white, red and green text against a black background

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Merry Fucking Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 64)
A Christmas wrapping paper with the repeated patter of Ho Fucking Ho in green and red circles repeated

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Ho Fucking Ho Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 59)
Festive wrapping paper with vintage style drawings of Christmassy things such as Santa, children singing carols, snowmen, a bell and a cat playing with decorations

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Vintage Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 21)
Red Christmas wrapping paper with white circles that have a drawing of Santa pointing and the words ‘Santa thinks you’re a cunt’ in capitalised red font going around the edge of the circle. This repeats across the entire paper

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Santa Thinks You're A Cunt Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 38)
Save 53%

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Totes Amazeballs Birthday Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£2.00 GBP £4.25 GBP (DMW 24)
A Christmas wrapping paper with the repeated picture of Jesus standing up surrounded by his followers and he says It's my birthday and I want a pony

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
I Want a Pony Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 63)
Christmas wrapping paper featuring a repeated pattern of vintage Christmas images including snowmen, trees, choir boys and angels
Sold Out

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Vintage festive motifs Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP
A Christmas wrapping paper with a picture of laughing Father Christmas holding up a sign saying Not you dickhead underneath the white text Merry Christmas Everyone!

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Merry Christmas Everyone Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 58)
A wrapping paper with the repeating image of a smiling vintage snowmen illustrations against a festive red background

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Retro snowman Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 51)
Jet black wrapping paper with the words Happy birthday cunt continuously written over and over again

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Happy Birthday Cunt Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 40)
Christmas wrapping paper with the repeating image of white circles with black, green and red text inside that reads Santa knows you've been a knob

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Santa knows Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 56)
Cheerful red wrapping paper with the words ‘Have a totes amaze balls Christmas’ in capitalised white and green font continuously repeated across the entire paper
Save 53%

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Have A Totes Amazeballs Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£2.00 GBP £4.25 GBP (DMW 31)
Bright white wrapping paper with the words Happy birthday you big gay in capitalised angular rainbow font

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Happy Birthday You Big Gay Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 27)
Christmas wrapping paper with a grey, snowflake background and a picture of a very grumpy looking man with the words ‘Oh look it’s Christmas excuse me while I shit myself with excitement’

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Shit Myself Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 46)
Pale yellow wrapping paper with a vintage style drawing of a smiling, well-dressed man and a woman repeated across the entire paper

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Hello Yes You The Old One! Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 28)
A light pink Christmas wrapping paper with the red and green text repeated that says Here's a nice jolly festive fuck you

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Jolly festive fuck you Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 57)
A bright blue wrapping paper with a repeated image of a face on rubber chicken across and down the paper

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Rubber Chicken Gift Wrap x 3 sheets x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 50)
Christmas wrapping paper with a vintage style drawing of Santa with three children and a speech bubble saying ‘Fuck off!’ in capitalised black font. This repeats across the entire paper

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Fuck Off Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 43)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Birthday Wanker Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 25)
Funny wrapping paper with a picture of a pink rose and above it are the words ‘To a special cunt’ in cursive white font, all in a repeating pattern across the paper

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
To a special cunt Gift Wrap x 3 sheets x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 48)
A black gift wrap with a repeated picture of William Shakespeare with a white border at the top

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Shakespeare Quote Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 62)
Dark yellow wrapping paper with the words ‘Hope your birthday isn’t shit’ in capitalised black and red font repeating across the entire paper

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Hope Your Birthday Isn't Shit Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 41)
Dark blue wrapping paper with a picture of a jolly Santa holding a sack and above him are the words ‘You’re a massive festive bellend’ in capitalised white font. This repeats across the entire paper

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Massive Festive Bellend Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 39)
Deep pink wrapping paper with very small capitalised text repeated across and down reading Nosey cunt

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Nosey cunt Gift Wrap x 3 sheets x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 55)
Bright red wrapping paper with a picture of a smiling man in a suit with the words ‘You old bastard’ above him in simple white font. This repeats across the entire paper

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
You old bastard Gift Wrap x 3 sheets x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 47)
Wrapping paper with a repeated picture of a cat sitting up in an old fashioned arm chair

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
See This Cat - Birthday Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 36)
Wrapping paper with a picture of a very grumpy looking cat that has been dressed up in a Santa outfit next to some gifts

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
See This Cat - Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 34)
Wrapping paper with a vintage style drawing of a scared woman behind shattered glass with her arms covering her face

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
OMFG!!! Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 19)
A birthday wrapping paper with the tiled repeated patter of a smiling middle aged man and above each picture red and blue text reads World's best arsehole

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
World's best arsehole Gift Wrap x 3 sheets x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 54)
Indigo wrapping paper with a picture of a man dressed extremely brightly from head to toe doing a silly pose and across him are the words ‘You’re a twat’ in capitalised, simple white font. This repeats across the entire paper

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
You're A Twat Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 44)
Bright white wrapping paper with a cartoon style drawing of Santa gesturing to the words Christmas can fuck right off!
Sold Out

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Christmas Can Fuck Right Off Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP
Save 53%

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Keep Calm And Carry On Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£2.00 GBP £4.25 GBP (DMW 16)
Festive red wrapping paper with a vintage style drawing of a jolly Santa and the words Merry fucking Christmas
Sold Out

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Merry Fucking Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP
LGBTQ+ wrapping paper with the progress pride flag repeated top to bottom and side to side

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Progress Pride Flag Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 61)
A bright yellow wrapping paper with with alternating blue and pink lower case text that reads Here's a nice bright cheerful fuck you

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Nice bright cheerful fuck you Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 60)
A wrapping paper with the repeating image of a smiling elderly lady outside using a walking frame

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Hip Hip Replacement Gift Wrap x 3 sheets x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 53)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Man Whore Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 18)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Happy Birthday Cocksucker Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 12)
Bright rainbow coloured wrapping paper with the repeated multicoloured text that reads Make Birthdays fabulous again with a white outline over a rainbow starburst

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Make birthdays fabulous again gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 68)
Black birthday wrapping paper with repeated text that reads Shove this gift up your arse surrounded by pastel multicoloured dots

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Shove this gift up your arse Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 66)
A Birthday wrapping paper with Happy Birthday written in a simple font placed randomly over the wrapping paper and surrounded but lots of multicoloured random doodles

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Happy Birthday Doodles Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 65)
Bright Christmas wrapping paper in alternating colours of green, red and white with the words ‘Hope your xmas isn’t shit’ in capitalised font repeated across the wrapping paper

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Hope Your Christmas Isn't Shit Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 45)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Merry Fucking Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 08)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Alexa send wine Gift Wrap x 3 sheets x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 49)
Bright wrapping paper with a spiral of rainbow colours and the words ‘Love is love’, ‘Yasss queen’ and ‘Totally gay’ in capitalised white, 3D bubble font
Sold Out

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Totally Gay Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP
Festive red wrapping paper with the words ‘Merry Christmas turkey tits’ in capitalised white font and is continuously repeated across the entire wrapping paper

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Merry Christmas Turkey Tits Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 33)
White wrapping paper with a repeated vintage style photo of a woman doing the Flamenco dance and flashing her underwear

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Flash Your Gusset Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 30)
Wrapping paper with a vintage style drawing of two tipsy men drinking alcohol repeated across the entire paper

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Let's Drink Jagerbombs Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 29)

Christmas Paper

Looking for Christmas wrapping paper sheets? At Dean Morris Cards, we love Christmas, and we have a wide selection from vintage novelty to modern gift wrap and plenty of our classic rude paper too! Pop some paper in the cart while you’re shopping with us – it’s a perfect complement to our cards and stocking fillers, too.

Birthday Gift Wrap

Throughout the year, our birthday paper makes a fantastic addition to your card and gift orders and great everyday gifts. There’s plenty to choose from and more added each year – plus we don’t stop stocking birthday paper just because it’s Christmas! Taken from our original range of card designs, you should be able to find the right paper for you, whether you’re looking for something fun or a bit ruder to make them laugh.

Wholesale

Want wholesale prices? We offer trade discounts for dealers – see our trade page for minimum order values and to apply for a trade account.