Stalk me on Facebook
Follow me on Twitter Have a read of my Blog
Your cart is empty.
Newsletter
Subscribe to our newsletter for occasional updates.

Email Address:
 HTML      TEXT-Only

Badges




Baby on board|New

Baby on board
New

£0.95 (DMD 118)
Add:

Bored and Horny|New

Bored and Horny
New

£0.95 (DMD 136)
Add:

Bridezilla|New

Bridezilla
New

£0.95 (DMD 128)
Add:


Fancy a snog this Christmas

Fancy a snog this Christmas

£0.95 (DMD 102)
Add:

Fuck Santa

Fuck Santa

£0.95 (DMD 104)
Add:


FUCK|New

FUCK
New

£0.95 (DMD 115)
Add:

Gay Icon|New

Gay Icon
New

£0.95 (DMD 124)
Add:

Get your shit together|New

Get your shit together
New

£0.95 (DMD 127)
Add:


Go Fuck Yourself!|New

Go Fuck Yourself!
New

£0.95 (DMD 112)
Add:

I do belive I'm wasted|New

I do belive I'm wasted
New

£0.95 (DMD 111)
Add:

I LOVE London|New

I LOVE London
New

£0.95 (DMD 134)
Add:


I Love my penis|New

I Love my penis
New

£0.95 (DMD 108)
Add:

I shit rainbows|New

I shit rainbows
New

£0.95 (DMD 126)
Add:

I'm a big man whore|New

I'm a big man whore
New

£0.95 (DMD 116)
Add:


I'm simply Fabulous|New

I'm simply Fabulous
New

£0.95 (DMD 132)
Add:

iSuck|New

iSuck
New

£0.95 (DMD 123)
Add:

Keep Calm and Fuck Off|New

Keep Calm and Fuck Off
New

£0.95 (DMD 107)
Add:


Keep Calm and Muff Dive|New

Keep Calm and Muff Dive
New

£0.95 (DMD 129)
Add:

Keep Calm and Spank Me|New

Keep Calm and Spank Me
New

£0.95 (DMD 131)
Add:

Keep Calm and Suck Cock|New

Keep Calm and Suck Cock
New

£0.95 (DMD 130)
Add:


Merry Christmas Wanker|New

Merry Christmas Wanker
New

£0.95 (DMD 121)
Add:

Mums Rock|New

Mums Rock
New

£0.95 (DMD 133)
Add:


OMFG!! I'm so old|New

OMFG!! I'm so old
New

£0.95 (DMD 113)
Add:

See you next Tuesday|New

See you next Tuesday
New

£0.95 (DMD 135)
Add:


The gay boys are taking over|New

The gay boys are taking over
New

£0.95 (DMD 110)
Add:

Tinsel Tits|New

Tinsel Tits
New

£0.95 (DMD 122)
Add:


You big Twunt|New

You big Twunt
New

£0.95 (DMD 114)
Add:

Arse Bandit

Arse Bandit

£0.95 (DMD 66)
Add:


Birthday slapper

Birthday slapper

£0.95 (DMD 38)
Add:

Birthday Tosser

Birthday Tosser

£0.95 (DMD 51)
Add:

Bum Chum

Bum Chum

£0.95 (DMD 98)
Add:


Cabin Crew Queen

Cabin Crew Queen

£0.95 (DMD 20)
Add:

Chicken or Beef?

Chicken or Beef?

£0.95 (DMD 69)
Add:

Christmas is a load of old shit

Christmas is a load of old shit

£0.95 (DMD 103)
Add:


Cock Sucker

Cock Sucker

£0.95 (DMD 64)
Add:

Council Scum

Council Scum

£0.95 (DMD 56)
Add:

DILF

DILF

£0.95 (DMD 75)
Add:


Do I look like I fly Economy

Do I look like I fly Economy

£0.95 (DMD 7)
Add:

Dole Scum

Dole Scum

£0.95 (DMD 94)
Add:

Drama Queen

Drama Queen

£0.95 (DMD 25)
Add:


Economy Scum

Economy Scum

£0.95 (DMD 31)
Add:

England Flag

England Flag

£0.95 (DMD 85)
Add:

Face it... You're Gay!

Face it... You're Gay!

£0.95 (DMD 61)
Add:


Fag Hag

Fag Hag

£0.95 (DMD 47)
Add:

Fancy a shag

Fancy a shag

£0.95 (DMD 37)
Add:

Fancy a Tit Wank?

Fancy a Tit Wank?

£0.95 (DMD 48)
Add:


Filthy Cum Slut

Filthy Cum Slut

£0.95 (DMD 74)
Add:

Follow me on Twitter

Follow me on Twitter

£0.95 (DMD 78)
Add:


Fuck me Senseless

Fuck me Senseless

£0.95 (DMD 81)
Add:

Fuck Off!

Fuck Off!

£0.95 (DMD 88)
Add:


Gay Mafia

Gay Mafia

£0.95 (DMD 35)
Add:


Go Green Fuck a Vegetarian

Go Green Fuck a Vegetarian

£0.95 (DMD 18)
Add:

Golf Sale

Golf Sale

£0.95 (DMD 52)
Add:


Homo

Homo

£0.95 (DMD 84)
Add:

I Blame Nick Badge

I Blame Nick Badge

£0.95 (Nick)
Add:

I Crew for all the cock

I Crew for all the cock

£0.95 (DMD 72)
Add:


I Fuck on the first Date

I Fuck on the first Date

£0.95 (DMD 57)
Add:

I Love Anal

I Love Anal

£0.95 (DMD 54)
Add:


I Love Dykes

I Love Dykes

£0.95 (DMD 58)
Add:

I love Geeks

I love Geeks

£0.95 (DMD 106)
Add:

I Love Minge

I Love Minge

£0.95 (DMD 67)
Add:


I Love Muff diving

I Love Muff diving

£0.95 (DMD 55)
Add:

I Love Poofs

I Love Poofs

£0.95 (DMD 59)
Add:

I love tits

I love tits

£0.95 (DMD 22)
Add:


I'm fabulous so fuck off

I'm fabulous so fuck off

£0.95 (DMD 21)
Add:

I'm here for the piss up

I'm here for the piss up

£0.95 (DMD 49)
Add:


I'm not a sodding tourist

I'm not a sodding tourist

£0.95 (DMD 101)
Add:

It Won't Suck itself

It Won't Suck itself

£0.95 (DMD 100)
Add:

Jet Set Slapper

Jet Set Slapper

£0.95 (DMD 63)
Add:


Let's get Twatted

Let's get Twatted

£0.95 (DMD 87)
Add:

London Wanker

London Wanker

£0.95 (DMD 92)
Add:

Looking Good and Feeling Great

Looking Good and Feeling Great

£0.95 (DMD 77)
Add:


Master

Master

£0.95 (DMD 16)
Add:

MILF

MILF

£0.95 (DMD 76)
Add:


Please give me an upgrade

Please give me an upgrade

£0.95 (DMD 26)
Add:

Rainbow Flag

Rainbow Flag

£0.95 (DMD 99)
Add:


Rug Muncher

Rug Muncher

£0.95 (DMD 53)
Add:

Slave

Slave

£0.95 (DMD 17)
Add:

Sod the Credit Crunch

Sod the Credit Crunch

£0.95 (DMD 46)
Add:


Stalk me on Facebook

Stalk me on Facebook

£0.95 (DMD 86)
Add:

Star Fucker

Star Fucker

£0.95 (DMD 105)
Add:

Stop Staring at my Tits

Stop Staring at my Tits

£0.95 (DMD 91)
Add:


The office gossip

The office gossip

£0.95 (DMD 96)
Add:

This Season Go Gay

This Season Go Gay

£0.95 (DMD 28)
Add:

Throw me to the Lesbians

Throw me to the Lesbians

£0.95 (DMD 80)
Add:


Trolley Dolly

Trolley Dolly

£0.95 (DMD 71)
Add:

Twat Face

Twat Face

£0.95 (DMD 83)
Add:

Union Jack

Union Jack

£0.95 (DMD 73)
Add:


Who wants fisting?

Who wants fisting?

£0.95 (DMD 95)
Add:

Who's the Daddy

Who's the Daddy

£0.95 (DMD 65)
Add:


Why wait... masturbate

Why wait... masturbate

£0.95 (DMD 33)
Add:

Will fuck for Air Miles

Will fuck for Air Miles

£0.95 (DMD 93)
Add:

Wine me dine me 69 me

Wine me dine me 69 me

£0.95 (DMD 40)
Add:


Bollocks to Christmas

Bollocks to Christmas

£0.95 (DMD 42)
Add:

Ho Fucking Ho

Ho Fucking Ho

£0.95 (DMD 43)
Add:


I hate Xmas

I hate Xmas

£0.95 (DMD 41)
Add:

Meat Eater

Meat Eater

£0.95 (DMD 60)
Add:


Fuck Bollocks?

Fuck Bollocks?

£0.95 (DMD 2)
Add:


Fuck off Back to Economy

Fuck off Back to Economy

£0.95 (DMD 4)
Add:

Fuck the Ban

Fuck the Ban

£0.95 (DMD 6)
Add:

Fuck the diet

Fuck the diet

£0.95 (DMD 8)
Add:


I hate my job

I hate my job

£0.95 (DMD 14)
Add:

I love cock

I love cock

£0.95 (DMD 3)
Add:

I love gays

I love gays

£0.95 (DMD 15)
Add:


I need my Caffeine

I need my Caffeine

£0.95 (DMD 11)
Add:

Knob Jockey

Knob Jockey

£0.95 (DMD 9)
Add:

Office Slut

Office Slut

£0.95 (DMD 12)
Add:


Slut of the Skies

Slut of the Skies

£0.95 (DMD 1)
Add:

Tree Hugger

Tree Hugger

£0.95 (DMD 13)
Add:


Wanker

Wanker

£0.95 (DMD 10)
Add:

Keep Calm and Carry On

Keep Calm and Carry On

£0.95 (DMD 70)
Add: